Thank you
- What for?
- Oh I ... just thought you complimented my t-shirt.
- Your t-shirt looks really good, by the way. - Thank you
[Group hug!]
I've got a really funny tummy today.
I, I don't know whether it's just the realization that I'll never sleep with anyone else again
or the fact that I ate quite late last night,
but it is actually quite unsettling. - Oh
You go and get me the stress boob
So, the other night, um, we were in bed, and um, I ... - When?
- And I realized something we never told you guys
Way back when Fifth Harmony ...
... were a girl band that was with five members that were together - Wow
- Back when they were all ... - Wow
"When they were all like a family". Is that what you were saying? And they're likely not. - When there was five of them.
- Wow.
- We were like, "We've got to do something different."
And everyone did the same things. Like, they played, like,
"Oh, I could be your sixth harmony." 'Cause I hate that.
Yeah, we knew everything. We knew everything that everyone ever said to them
And we were like, "We want to pitch something really different."
No one said no, though. And it just didn't ... - No, they said "Yes".
- Oh, they said yes. - They said "Yes" - And then it didn't happen
- And then it didn't happen for whatever reason.
So we invented a game, ...
... which I really want to start as a series - It was so good.
- I want to go to LA and do it with all the lesbian Youtubers
- Do you remember when I told Ally Hills in that uber? - Yeah
- And I was like, "Ally, look at the PDF I made ..." - Yeah - "... in order to pitch this idea."
- Yeah, and she was like, "Do you normally do this when you pitch?"
And we were like, "No, this is just something special." - "This is special."
- And so we invented this game called "Truth or Egg", right? And basically
we were gonna split Fifth Harmony into two teams,
and me and Rose argued for ages about who was gonna on whose team - I had Camila and Dinah. I had Camila and Dinah
- I had Lauren and ... No, I had, I had Normani. I had Normani - Trust me, I remember my PDF.
- And basically the concept is "Truth or Egg", right? - Yeah
it's true true for egg
so if they leave a sort of truth, or they got no we got
like a team captain I just won't say but because we can get
Lauren haraki's day was pronounced her at the end if there was a tie it would turn into sudden egg
Egg was extremely extremely sudden egging what was
The other night we remembered the tiebreaking round of sudden egg and Rosie I
Cry laughing we actually proposed my life video egg. That's it in my life
It's just an egg. I
Think we invent the best episode but our creativity is unlimited. I wouldn't be away
Yeah, when we fought we played the same venues Camilla
I went up daddy Dave like yeah
Can you even believe it Dave like we did Birmingham and Camilla did Birmingham News is a one-note no sighs
But yeah, I didn't say one day say we did the Institute. She did the Academy
This is our first video of you 30 and we got really early to tell Matt. Oh my god
Are we doing that old people thing where we start to incur really unnecessarily early just to ruin our own lives
Just to make our life more miserable
Down. No, it's really nice. I need it
I need it. I'm stressed. I don't look thirsty
I was in the cup the other day and he was like you having a good day and I say
Tomorrow he was like, oh that's like the big three-o
Anyway, you don't look a day over 24 when I was like I married
If you think about it, we have to trust what our parents say
Well, if they've said that we're older than we are just to say it because you can't remember being born then. Yeah
Yeah, when were you born? 88? Yeah, you got married lame boy. Irony, but who know who you remember the 80s?
No, right probably. Maybe you're not 30. What was your best age?
And if you could become a colour at old school 2012 reference and what age would you like to become immortal? Oh, right
Not 20, but
Pretty much. I haven't found my good age really like it
Yeah, what if you have and the rest is downhill from here?
But you just don't know because you always think things are gonna get better if you could invent something that doesn't exist right now
What would it be? I?
Wouldnt van yes
Something that stops men from mansplaining, huh
So you never have to listen to a great thing anything like every time they're trying to do it
You just hit like a lovely white noise or some kind of like whoom sound. You think my lord? Oh, that's amazing
Yeah, but I think you should adapt it slightly. Yeah, so that instead of it just kicking off when that man's blaming
How about every time they open their fucking mouths? Yeah, that's true
That's probably be such a man-hating charm and something Nicky Sammy and Linda asked if we'd ever be down to go on like a group
Holiday together and what I wanted to say was group sir
Well, yeah
I wanted to say well if it's anything that my family holiday it's a probably spent a lot of expects to get that but I
Already know if they're like up for that or sideways for it. It's great that we're like
Concert goers know like I've never been a festival person because it's not really in my nature
But I am a fangirl with the merch to prove it and it's great. It's like concert goers. Oh, thank you. Oh, no. Thanks
So sad it might be the same to you. I've only seen three concerts in my twenties. I think Jordan here
Oh, yes, I see. Yeah in my life fifth harmony. No, I'm going to eat order here. Say yeah
911 you sorta see more Kelly Clarkson Kenny parks in Cardiff party in the park
2005 you're a big on Kelly Clarkson. I loved Kelly Clarkson. She got me out of my a CD funk fifth harmony. Kamila, Kibeho
I really like entrainer Meghan Trainor. I've got a real variety of genres have not speaking of sudden
Oh, yeah, I want you to tell them. Yeah the story you told me about your tonsil stones
Yes
Yes, have you ever had tonsil stone in your life they come in different sizes and doesn't have fun basically a
tonsil stone is when
food
Gets stuck at the back of your tonsils or in them and gradually
Goes hard a little bit like limescale
What's your tonsils?
I'll continue when I was younger. Hmm
I was quite young gross just told that story that I'm dead
I was like Rose was crying with laughter and I was like, right. What the fuck?
Can I just talk about that me we all have experienced the morbid fascination of knowing something smells bad?
But going back for more and it's low. If you deny it, you're lying. Not only to yourself, you know, I didn't do that
Yes. Oh, sorry. I
Accidentally coughed up something that I didn't know at the time was a tiny tonsil stone
I just thought it was a bit of crap
Right, as you do see confident little poor mic on I mean my mouth as I sat right recently. However you about six
Okay, I took this and I smeared it on the side of the the arms you are
Right, I didn't know as soon as you break a taut sustain
The worst smell no too bad. What does it smell emanates from such a beautiful sauce?
And it was that it was my like, let me guess is it like bile and pineapple juice and sick?
Perfect entire
Pineapple juice and sick. That's exactly what it smells like planet is ranked
I smeared it on the arm of the sofa and as a six year old and a thirteen I do it now. I
Went in to the snack and you rubbed all this I felt it like an gackt, right?
I wanted to see how many times I could make myself
Dry-heave before actually being sick. Not only that the next day and a few days afterwards. I
Came back and it just got worse
So basically you rubbed your fucking mouth crud on the arm of your sofa or couch
Whatever and then you kept going
And you it wasn't me
Humped a lot of things but not my sofa
so the other day we're in Starbucks were robbing their internet and I went and bought some food and drink and
You've left us I was making conversation with the guy who was serving me right and I got the impression
That he fancied me
Right and I was like, oh, I worry thinks like I'm flirting maybe because but I was just like filling the gap
Right the the time while he was heating up my food because I found awkward swords chatting
Right and I and then I went to the loo right and I was like a little one
I'm gonna have to slip I was just thinking in my head like, oh wow
I just have to slip in in conversation my wife like just mention it casually so so it's not weird or anything
I just bring it up and then that's fine. I do went up to him and he was reading Tim
Honey look you hits me. Yeah, we're uh, we're closing in a bit. So if you could just
He told me to get out if you could just go so he was buttering you up in order to tight fuck off
Yeah, I think it was just all in my head. Yeah, I don't like the idea of you talking to people that finds you attractive
Well, he didn't he asked me to leave you that's fine. Men talking of awkward encounters, right?
I'm not over it like I want to die when I think of I
And we like Matt all we happened to walk into his power there was just like entire
Lesbian football team I was so fun. Looks we finally hung out then we played some American game
Flip cup. Yeah. Yeah, we met two girls you put on the spot and I thought they almost
I thought I bow as well. But oh
I'm just so embarrassed cuz they dared us to make out we did. Oh, no, not that but that was about me but um, I
Said some really awkward to them and it was just really awkward
What did you say and now I'm we've probably lost two fans because they've already like Oh Rosie in real life
What did you say? Oh, I just like usually I
Know I just know
I just got what do you got smell their ID. I?
Just got really awkward and they were like really
attractive and they were fans and then like we had a picture with them and we were like hang out and
Then we went to leave and I didn't know what to say and I got really awkward knowin ya
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Don't ever leave me cuz I don't have sweets people
You're socially inept oh, but why did I say it?
You know, I didn't tell you I said it's that age doesn't just place just relax
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