I'm not happy.
The man, the myth.
VIRGIL: There he is, film him!
They've dropped you one? Ohhh.
He's a centre-back in it this year, gaffer.
Boom!
It's that time of year again - FIFA 22, it's out.
We got ourselves some packs, so I'm very curious how yours look as well.
Let's have a look.
My sidekick, Trent, did it last year, he's been dropped, I've got the big man,
most viewed videos, let's see if we can do it again this year.
What is this?
How do we find it out? Oh, that.
Oh!
Oh...they've dropped you one!
Ohhh, that's nasty, that.
Yeah, I'm not happy with this.
- 87? - Let's compare yours to mine.
You've got even better passing.
All you can do is big diags, I can...
I can mix it up.
Look how good it looks.
You know who should have proper stars in our team?
Joel Matip.
His dribbling is...
He should be the best player in the game.
How underrated he is, is a crime.
Dribbling - 98. I'm not sure he knows where he wants to go, but the ball...
Nah, he's going on an adventure.
EA SPORTS, you have to come to the clubs, the pace...
You're not faster than me.
So they should come in and we'll have a race?
Yes.
Virg, Robbo, race, see who wins.
Like a FIFA/EA day.
I think I'd win, you know.
- You do?! - I think you've slowed down a bit.
Hendo said he's not taking part in this filming, so...
we need to get Hendo.
The man, the myth, the legend.
VIRGIL: There he is, film him!
Film him, the dribbler!
Yes!
VIRGIL HUMS THEME FROM 'JAWS'
Morning. Your box.
Oh, thank you.
You have to open it, you have to check your stats and tell me if you're happy with this.
They put you one down from last year.
Why?
I'm not happy. I'm not happy!
- That's for you. - Thank you.
You're very welcome.
Ali!
- We have something for you. - Christmas for you, my friend.
Best guy in the game.
They changed your attacking headers.
The celebration?
This one...
Speed - 52.
89, you have to be happy.
You didn't see how quick I ran to celebrate?
Exactly, yeah. You were 90 last year though.
The best thing is my hands, so why not 90?
I think you should be 90. If it was me, you'd be 99.
Like when you create your own player?
I'd create you.
But, hey, d'you know what that is?
Room to improve.
Let's get my boy...
Joey Gomez.
My brother.
I already seen it, bro, it's a shambles.
So, nice little pack.
Seriously, Millie, though. Out of 100, to have 30 shooting.
Can't be bothered about that.
Pace is the one you need to worry about.
Yeah, that's gone down as well.
Beware, guys, this could get aggressive.
Yours has went up.
Someone said your pace went up as well, a little bit.
He's a centre-back in it this year, gaffer.
What was I last year?
I don't know, 84. I'm more worried about that.
Wow.
I like how it's a little video this year.
That's quite nice.
Here's the FIFA player.
He's got his own team.
Oh, only 57 defending?
82?!
- That's wrong. - Wow.
You paid so much money for it.
You developed the game!
They don't show any respect.
This year - 86.
Ibou, you like it? You don't like it?
Wait a second, this is gonna be a surprise though.
FIFA never rate me, to be fair.
THEY GASP THEATRICALLY
Silver!
Whoa, good.
I told you already, I was expecting it.
VIRGIL: End of the season you'll be 80, and gold.
Physicality - 70.
That's right, yeah.
Go 'ed, lad, I'll have me game though.
VIRGIL: Enjoy it.
ROBBO: Love it, Curt.
Oh-ho, what timing!
Joel, Joel, come down.
The best player in FIFA.
VIRGIL: The one and only!
Just a little video.
Oh, I don't want to see my video.
58 pace?!
I think you're quicker though.
They really hate me.
Oh, what's the dribbling?
68 dribbling?! No, no, I'm not having that. I'm going to start a petition.
They have to do dribbling, definitely 85 plus.
- We thought you should be 90. - That's really kind of you.
Dribbling should be 85.
Oh, that's quick.
Thank you, guys.
Enjoy.
This guy is not happy. He would be the most annoyed, I think.
VIRGIL: 79. Hmm...
They have to put a little bit more respect on that name.
74 shooting, he's better than that.
Oh, that's a tough watch for him.
He'll be 85 this season.
Come here, Naby...
They say your weak foot is very good.
Oh-ho-ho, Naby boy!
I like it, Robbo.
Oh, no, 80.
The worst rating in the squad, Naby.
Naby lad!
ROBBO AND VIRGIL LAUGH
I'll leave yous two to do that.
Yes, guys, it's a wrap. Another year done, not everyone was happy,
I don't know what your opinion was?
Yeah, couple of low ratings, couple of not-so-bad ones,
but we all have room to improve.
Next year - bigger, better, better numbers,
- Boom. - Boom!