(music opening) SHE'S BAAAACK!!!!
She's BAAAAACK!!!
(slow mo NootVanlis speak) SHEEEEEE'S BAAAAAAAAAAACKKKKKK!!!!
I'm back, bitches!
HEH HEH
Did you miss me?
I missed you!
I did.
It's true
Welcome back to KindaTV, the home of Carmilla
With me, your host. Your friendly neighborhood Natasha.
I hope that you all had an amazing Holiday season, no matter what you celebrate
and that you had a super, super awesome New Year!
That's right. It's 2018. I keep forgetting.
It's 2018.
That's right.
It's a new year.
Sometimes, you can't move forward without looking back.
So, to bid farewell to 2017, here are 17 awkward moments from 2017.
(STATIC rip headphone users. Thanks Mark :D)
Mark: Aaalright....
Oh, I really like that this toilet actually leaks like a toilet.
This is...
(dish clink)
Oh!
This is really
really fantastic.
Okay, now. I made this
horrible leaky mess.
I guess I'll eat this thing out of a tiny toilet
that actually looks like shit.
First of all, what is leaking?
(MAARRRK giggle)
And, where is it coming from?
(STATIC!!! MAAARRRK at it again!)
(OPRATIC SINGING) OH I POOOOOOOOOOED
On the flooooorrrrrr.....
(umm...)
And then my burrito
was no moreeeee......
(GASP! OH NO!)
Oh, what happened?!
(Mark literally can't. RIP Mark! XD)
I just blacked out.
(static)
Elise: I think we had the same thing. Natasha: We got it.
Elise: Ohhhh okay Natasha: Womance meter.
I'm just scratching my armpit and the cap of my marker
fell off...
Natasha:You're scratching your armpit with your marker? Elise: yeah.
Natasha: mmm, interesting (Mark chuckles)
(OMG ELISE!! VANLIS DOWN!!)
(MARK LAUGHS. SOO MUCH AWK!!!)
(GET TO DA STATIC!)
Should I use my mouth to open it?
I ususally use my teeth to open things.
But, it's not a safe thing to do with super glue.
No...
Do not force apart.
(static)
(upbeat funky fresh "Get Lucky Daft Punk" like music)
(static)
"And that's about the time she said,"
"if I could, then I"
"would" (NOOT IS TRYING TO COME OUT VOICE CRACK)
F**k me!
(static)
Mark: Alriiiiight.
On to the next step!
(clinky bowl)
(Maaark chuckle)
Mark: It keeps looking like you keep going to get, like, utensils.
Half a cup of shaving cream
Half a cup of foaming hand wash.
Mark: Why don't you do a cup?
Mark: make that all a cup.
Mark: So it's a bit more.
YOU F**KING CRAZY?!
(MARRRRK laugh)
NOOT: YOU F**KING CRAZY?!?! MERK-DA-HUT: HUHUHUHUH!!!!
(STATIC)
I've really nice shoes on.
Can you see my shoes in this shot?
Mark: If you're like my ass.
(Mark chuckles)
We should just do that in the video.
Let's record!
(clap)
Make it a thing.
(static)
(upbeat funky fresh synth music)
I'm not swallowing that.
I'm not (incoherent instant regret)
HooHoo No Ah!
Oh my god, it's so bad!
It's so bad!
NOPE!
I might actually barf!
Like, for real!
(static shock of awk!)
Steph: Ready?
Mark: Okay, ready? Rolling.
(kissy)
(super awkward upbeat music for this segment with Paige Olsen and Natasha Stemos)
(Mark is KO)
(STATICCCCC)
Mark: Okay..... Rolling again.
I mean that in not creepy way.
Not in like, I wanna make a mask out of your skin.
I'm really glad you clarified that!
It's really nice when you meet someone for the first time
And they start talking about
Making masks out of other people's skin.
Yeah...
(premika ko... PREMIKA KO!!!!)
Who, who, who can sa-- (Only Time by Enya)
(RIP PEOPLES WITH HEADPHONES!!!)
Uh HEH HEH HEH
EH HUH
EH HEHEHEHEHEH HUH HEH
HEH
EH HA HA
HAHAH
AHHHHHHUHAAAAH
Mark: Marker.
Wait, one more.
One more.
Natash: I want a different character. Mark: Sure.
Hang on.
eherm
Mark: M'kay
(child voice) woahhh
wee!!
(buzzbuzz)
This was a table setting from a wedding.
Some broken jewelry.
This?
This is salt.
actually.
This, I took at a garage sale when I was, like, seven years old, cause I thought it was cool.
Annie gave me these.
Mark: Nooooo........
(X Files Illuminati Confirmed!)
(lol XD)
(staticccccccc)
Oh noooooo....
teehee
tehhheh
I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!
Okay.
Wait...
Again!
(sterticc)
(Operatic) I cannot reach that shelf!
I cannot reach it!
Why did they put the taller pants below?
That's a real pet peeve of mine.
Whenever I go into stores, they put the samllest sizes on the highest shelves.
I think there's someone just watching me on camera, like...
EEYUHH!!!
EYAHHH!
(static)
(that wind though)
Am I in the way?
HEH HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!
Didn't seem that funny....
(static)
(hard hit)
AHHHHHH
OH MY GOD!!!
WHAT'S HAPPENING?!
I CAN'T BREATHE!!!
(Mark and Co. is K.O.)
(static)
And, that's it!
That's our little "Best of 2017" reel.
I hope you enjoyed this video.
If you did, make sure you give it a thumbs up.
I don't know, hit that subscribe button.
Because, all month long, we've got a ton of fun videos, featuring the the Carmilla Movie
that you're not gonna wanna miss.
And, as always,
keep it kinda classy.
(OH NO DA STATIC!!!)
(techno music awkward NatVanlis dance)
(ummm...)
(ohhhhh myyyyyy.....)
(this move is called "birth da NootVanris")
(oh god.. oh no...)
(Mark, how are you doing, bud? You good?)
(more of da same music)
(static)
(KindaTV end card music)