Welcome to the first-ever Diamond Hand Awards.
My name is Shay, Humbled Trader.
Today it is my honor to present to you
the nominees for the Best Investor of the Year.
Young, hot, millennial.
With more meme stocks in her portfolio than any hedge fund managers ever
And an attitude that says: YOLO
it's only money
That u/Retail123 is so hot right now
I’ve been hearing a lot of hate from wall streets saying that
I got rich too fast
it won't last and that
I have incredibly fat wallets
and to me, that's the sort of vanity and the kind of self-absorption that I try to steer clear of
I dig the hype but this is just the way I trade my stocks
I buy it and I hold it
I live with a lot of flairs
I live on the edge
and that's where I gotta be
I wasn't like every other kid you know
who dreams of making billions on wall street
I was always more interested in finding the next
bankrupt company I could buy at a cheap price
and watch it take off to the moon like a rocket
look at this one stock AMC entertainment
they say people stopped going to movie theaters and the business not profitable anymore because of
services like Netflix and Disney Plus have taken over
well, I say screw those people because they cost 12 dollars a month and
I prefer to sneak into the AMC theaters and watch the movies for free
and here's another one of my core holdings
game stonk stock... GameStop... stock
Game Stonk!
I invested in this company
because this is where I used to trade in my pokemon games and get one dollar back
and most importantly I invested in this company because
I like the stock
Steve Eisman is a real hero of mine oh and
u/DFV he's another one of my heroes the deep dive fundamental analysis
he's done on GameStop over the last few months
I didn't really read any of them but
the fact that he wrote it I respect that
I care desperately about what I buy
Do i know the P/E ratios of the companies I'm holding? No.
Do I know what stocks I'm gonna sell today? Never.
But I have a trading app on my phone
and I'm gonna give it my best shot
u/retail123
over the past decade
hedge fund investing has had a shadow cast over it by one fund... and five syllabus
stock market investing to me isn't just about being very rich
or having a lot of fun being very very filthy rich
We need this thing to go down!! short! short! short!
My investor's day summit was great because it gave
people a chance to see a side of our diversified portfolio
The original Greek word for investing means to "buy high and short low"
and I try to think about that every time I shower in my pile of cash before I go to bed
Three-time investor of the year. Melon Capital
And the award goes to...
u/Retail123
thank you thank you woahh
you know... everybody said that winning investor of the year for four times in a row
that the age-old method of hedge funds over shorting stocks to the ground is failing
well guess I show...
What?? Gamestop is going to 120 right now
I'm down 2000% on my short position??
I'm about to lose 50 million dollars??
I'm gonna be real honest with you
I don't know if I can trust you again Robbie,
after all, you and I we both lost pretty big from this GameStop short squeeze fiasco
I mean you lost some of your play money and I lost my reputation, yeah
and i also lost my investor of the year award to some u/retail 123.
I'm sorry about your loss melon but let's get back to the real reason we're here
without much further adieu
I give you the melon capital center for bagholders who can't trade good
What is this?!
A center for ants??
what...
how are we supposed to teach investors how to trade
if they can't even fit their bags inside the building??
but melon... I don't want to hear excuses this thing must be at least three times as big
you're absolutely right
thank you
I have a vision...
hi I'm former big shot hedge fund manager Melon Capital
and here at the Melon Capital center for bagholders who can't trade good
and want to learn how to buy other stocks good too
we teach investors everything they need to know about trading in the stock market
our diverse faculty members include former Tesla short seller
Andy Right
A highly shorted meme stock is breaking to new all-time highs and up 200 on the day
What are you gonna do!
Buy more we're never selling!
That's what I'm talking about!!!
so join now here at the melon capital center for bagholders
who can't trade good and want to buy other stocks good too
and we'll show you that there's more to life than just
being really really good at short selling stocks
Right kids? Right!
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steve iceman he's a real steve eisemann is a real hero hero hero hero this doesn't make any sense
well there's a hair stuck
and cut john i think you're supposed to look outside
hello everyone my name is shay humble trader thank you so much for watching this year's
april fools video if you enjoyed it make sure to check out last year's video up there
or in the video description below if you like to learn more about day trading and all the resources
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