delicious this has to be one of the
nastiest things top three okay let's
roll up please roll up take one mark
what's up y'all welcome back to basic
boogie hey hey you're naked i was sick
of you getting all the skin time stand
up and show your whole outfit yeah stand
up never mind sit back now sit back now
sit back now sit right now right now wow
let me fill up the six packs real oh
it's all fake i'm dmv baby bryan i'm tim
john the wrong zoo i'm justina big baby
darren brand tim de la ghetto valentine
y'all know what it is we out here trying
to eat three different versions of two
different foods trying to figure out
what is the
cheapest
minimalist and the most expensive and on
this show we have learned that some
oh i'm so sorry it's okay these are
figures the spirit movement
is this thing that some of the most
bullish heat food can be basic and some
of the most basic food
wow are you guys basic round ready for
this let's do it man uh what should we
call him for today we should give him a
wrestler
federico foodie
tuxedo tom yeah
it's furry
it's hard
basic rounds what is this
it feels like an armpit it seems like an
armpit over here croissant sandwiches
sandwiches it's giving me i love your
signs
breakfast breakfast lunch breakfast
sandwiches
there's some solid breakfast sandwiches
out here in this world exactly yeah okay
from uh mcdonald's uh-huh it never fails
but here's the thing
look zoom in on me don't
do no weird oh they will please keep it
basic no they won't they're gonna come
here with some palmetto cheese and
yogurt
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oh that was childish
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well everything looks fire
let me tell you really
we got the croissant uh-huh we got the
sesame seed bun boy you better say that
you got the whatever this is a tortilla
or some naan bread or i don't know what
that is my god is an awesome cop
okay cause i prayed yes please bring us
something with some decent flavor
and i mean i'm just a fan of breakfast
yeah me too when breakfast is breakfast
it's breakfast when is it lunch it's
brunch and when it's at dinner it's
brenner and that's a winner
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yeah mmm i'll start my day off with this
little ham and cheese and egg on a
croissant my lord do not play about me
wow you know what this is mm-hmm i'll
show you right now
absolutely
absolutely bro hop in i can eat this
whole thing
that's nice anything on a croissant yeah
not god delicious really good where
should we go next
now this is giving me meat substitute
tofu vibes sam look at this how heavy
the sandwich is
mmm i'm not supposed to put in my life
no the funny part is though this is
probably going to be expensive because
it's the healthiest is this meat or
potato
oh that is like just a hash brown it's a
hash brown it's literally just potatoes
there's no meat it's literally just
potatoes i don't know what it may be
literally just potatoes the egg is
probably vegan too because it tastes
different you think it's fake egg yeah
the egg is a little different
or maybe just doesn't have cheese
what do you think
it's not that bad
i think it's i think it's real egg
really
i don't think it's that bad i think it's
real egg
you have very sensitive taste buds no i
don't oh my ear
what do you mean it's i don't think that
is nasty
it's all right it's not terrible what
the are y'all eating it's just hash
brown and egg yeah that's not it i'm
cooling that though yeah i'm good on
that okay what's his hair
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is it wrap is this another what is this
oh smell it though smells good it smells
bomb this sauce looks nice they got some
spices like this is some international
this is something from another country
dip the dip
this is good
well the hot sauce is cool it's not
spicy got a little kick
that sounds like a cake gotta soak it up
mm-hmm mmm ooh it's actually really good
not spicy bro what kind of sauce is this
the meat the meat on me y'all is that
real salt oh that's a sausage is this a
piece of seaweed i think so no it's not
seaweed what is it some type of like
basil leaf but like what country is this
though
get the violin out real quick uh-oh
something like
south
east asian
situation oh justine is playing your
violin
i was i was the second um journey like
you know second chair yeah i thought
we're in the orchestra
we all have a role justina
play it can i see your consonant one for
one second you want some more of that
for one second yeah take a look thank
you
if you could pass that back
hey
when y'all ready
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so how are we feeling this might be the
cheapest one
but it's the best one i'm feeling like
this
i feel like this is more expensive you
think so then what i thought this is the
cheapest this has a lot of different
cheeses this one has no meat this has an
expensive cheese that's just
brown and egg hash brown
big ass bun um yeah but croissant stuff
croissants no i'm very confident i mean
you need a croissant from you can get a
pack of them from smosh coat like a baby
right that's true you know what
watch us be fooled because i just don't
trust nothing no more because they try
to dress up their cheap food as good i
know i tried again get us off this had a
really different type of cheese though i
couldn't put my finger on it you want to
reverse those tim no no i'm down with
this i like this are we solid one band
one sound one band one sound exactly all
right cheapest
middles most expensive basic to bougie
let's do it
tuxedo tall
come on naked man i'll do it brother
all right
cheapest classic fried egg sandwich on a
croissant
includes canadian bacon and goat cheese
from a popular nyc diner
we are bamboozled number two
thai inspired egg sandwich i was right
my own peoples i should have known even
more specific made with cheese herbal
sausage and thai basil wrapped in roti
13
and what the hell deluxe hash brown egg
sandwich 18
served on a sesame bun with bacon egg
and a thick hash brown patty
you were right we should have known from
the sheer weight alone why don't y'all
listen to me you know it's cause we
liked it and we thought you were we
thought we you were just thinking out of
disgust no it's not even that bro you
got to think about things without meat
is more expensive i don't get it that's
just how it is if it ain't got no meat
you beat
all right
we got it boozy round bougie round let's
get it
ah okay darren sorry we failed you on
that one now we're full we can think
straight we got some bougie coming being
fooled though also don't make you make
the best decision because you know my
people that i just kick seeing
get sleepy sleepy automatically but i'm
still i'm good you're good yeah all
right don't fall asleep i'm not cause
you ate that whole sandwich i eat the
whole sandwich too though so you ate
like yeah no i'm trying to keep it light
because i'm naked yeah yeah yeah oh wow
thank
did you touch his nipple no okay tuxedo
tub
blindfold first oh my god you're right
what season is this because it's our
first day we all ready to get up all
right here we go
you tap my head every time
it feels like a like a squirrel
it's a bowl or something oh well it's
cold there's some fruit it is cold what
is that fruit yeah it feels like a fruit
oh no it's oniony it's not sweet
whatever it is
yeah what is that is it wiggling feel
this oh is that a fish i'm not picking a
fish this is the fish oh something is
kind of fishy in here be careful because
the fish stuff wait wait wait wait wait
think like raw seafood sushi but like
south american ceviche
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is like a
seafood it's um it's it's cured in a
lemon juice raw
uh something like that you ready to get
started okay
let's just talk about this yes it was in
the salad form
pretty much yeah so what the is
this i don't know what this is if
there's fish in this milkshake it's
gonna send me over the edge um
oh this is not a black it's not
milkshake it's definitely no
no
that smells like the girl's restroom
after hasn't been cleaned i don't know
about all that
oh man
every day they try me oh on this show
here don't don't eat it with the straw
cause that's gonna throw you off yeah
don't slurp it up just get a little just
get a little dip what we didn't agree to
start on that might as well why are we
oh it's not her reaction i can't do it
don't do it that's good don't do it it's
good yeah come on come on you can do
this
i told you not to do it that is nasty
that's okay what is it let me see what
else is in it yeah are you trying it
again
look at this look at his ass it reminds
me bro you're different bro i'm just
culture anything
lies
that's all right tim stop you've proven
the point you know what
it's like a shrimp paste situation in
there it tastes like frozen sewage water
what is this put that down tim
we tasted it it's done let's move on to
the slices man
now sometimes when you eat with your
fingers the natural oils of your skin
help to bring out the flavors complement
the flavors of this is this is it fish
tuna it looks like oh you're right it's
tuna it's like a nicoise and this is
like um some avocado this looks like
it'll be all right
how do you like that darren yes i like
this yeah i know this is good when you
try to eat healthy you get this in the
salad yeah
isn't it bad
i wasn't mad at this it's very like
textured it's like a playground for your
tongue look look at all those beads on
that meat you know it's not like
something i regularly order but i'm
trying when you're trying to be healthy
yeah yeah yeah not bad
okay
what's this this is what we had in the
beginning this is what everything was
supposed to look like i think this is
like a piece of octopus
i don't think there's meat in here or is
it not no
you have vegetables can i see
i can do this i can do that what are
these artichokes oh yeah i don't have a
problem with it i think this is like
fake seafood artichoke situation
the peppers straight so it's like a
vegan
vegan ceviche yeah okay
so right out the bat that means
that's right boy when you get back to
the room tonight
jim
this on you so this has no meat right
but then you know how like you said
vegans they try to charge you extra for
it even though there's no meat they do
okay but this is not that i guarantee
that's expensive the sear tuna i
guarantee you that's expensive you think
it's expensive you don't think so i mean
i i feel like it might be just because
of how it's put together this might be
just like you know they just throw all
the leftovers from the fish no one wants
to eat put it in a paste and that might
be that i'm telling y'all if this was
prepared differently not as a milkshake
if we would like it i've tried
everything we've had on the show this
has to be
one of the nastiest things we've talked
about it's a fishy milkshake i think
yogurts aren't easy to the flavors of it
you're not supposed to blend whatever
that is yes i feel that i want to almost
make this the cheapest but we know vegan
stuff is never they trick you with it
right but there's nothing in there hey
man
yeah cool this is that
cheapest littlest most expensive tim are
you cause she changed it are you sure
i'm cool with that all right oh yeah
i'll go let's just see those times
cheapest part of palms ceviche twelve
dollars
made with jalapenos tahiki
seaweed cherry tomato avocado served
with plantain chips and gluten free
middle east tiger milk ceviche peruvian
energy drink includes concentrated
juices from various ceviche
yeah yeah and then finally most
expensive tuna jalapeno ceviche 25
seared sushi grande tuna fresh avocado
slices and spicy citrus juices this is
25 okay all right you feel me
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[Laughter]
it was a confusing round yeah we almost
got pulled under by the undertow but
thankfully we
came out on top hey man just shut up and
wave
y'all are acting real foreign waters
sure
i'm darren big baby bran oh my god i'm
tim daley i'm justina
valentine
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brother i'm just out here trying to eat
this basically
food brother trying to eat the cheapest
middle school
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