NW SINCE HALLOWEEN IS COMING UNWE WANTED TO TELL YOU ABOUT
THIS.
THE WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP PUMPKIN WEIGH OFF WHICH IS HELD EVERY
YEAR IN HALF MOON BAY, CALIFORNIA.
AND THIS YEAR'S WINNER WAS GROWN BY A HORTICULTURE TEACH YOU ARE
FROM MINNESOTA AND THE PUMPKIN, TRUE STORY, WEIGHED IN AT 2,350
POUNDS.
LOOK AT THAT, THE TEACHER CREDITS THE SIZE OF THE PUMPKIN
TO WATERING IT TEN TIMES A DAY, GIVING IT PLENTY OF FERTILIZER
AND MAYBE ORDERING A LITTLE TOO MUCH TAKEOUT AT THE BEGINNING OF
QUARANTINE.
I DON'T THINK I-- I DIDN'T KNOW PUMPKINS COULD GROW THAT BIG,
IAN, YOU HAVE EVER SEEN A PUMPKIN THAT SIDE.
>> NO WAY, 2,350 POWPPED PUMPKIN, YOU DON'T CARVE THAT
INTO A JACK-O-LANTERN, YOU MAKE IT A A JACK O LIGHT HOUSE.
GIVE IT TO ME.
I SAW THIS THING AND I WAS LIKE OH MY GOURD.
COME ON.
>> James: I AM JUST NOTICING WHY ARE YOU WEARING A SUIT.
I NEVER HAVE YOU DOWN AS A SUIT DUDE.
>> OH, YEAH, YEAH, I'M JUST TRYING TO LEARN FROM YOU.
SPEAKING OF WHICH, THAT SUIT IS BEAUTIFUL.
IS THAT, IS THAT NEW?
>> James: DO YOU KNOW, WELL, THIS ISN'T NEW.
BUT THE TIE.
IS I PICKED UP THE TIE LAST WEEKEND.
SO THAT IS PROBABLY WHAT YOU ARE SEEING DIFFERENT, A LOVELY TIE.
>> YEAH, THAT'S GREAT, THAT'S WILD, THAT'S CRAZY.
NOW YOU ARE SOMETHING OF A FASHION PLATE BUT WERE YOU
TELLING ME BEFORE THE SHOW YOU HAD A FUNNY EXPERIENCE RECENTLY
WHERE YOU WERE BUYING NEW SOCKS.
>> James: YOU KNOW, YEAH, THIS IS-- THIS IS ALL THE HOT
BACKSTAGE GOSSIP YOU MISS OUT ON.
A FUNNY STORY, I WAS TELLK IAN, MY WIFE AND I WENT TO SANTA
BARBARA FOR MY WITH BIRTHDAY AND I DIDN'T KNOW BECAUSE OF THE
VIRUS, I DIDN'T KNOW IF WE WERE GOING TO DINNER, WHAT WE WERE
DOING.
SO I PACKED FOR EVERY KIND OF OUTFIT THAT YOU CAN IMAGINE.
BUT I COMPLETELY FORGOT TO PARK ANY SOCKS.
THIS IS NOT A GOOD STORY, THERE IS NO NEED FOR THIS TO BE ON TV.
WE'RE GETTING WAY OFF TRACK HERE.
LET'S CARRY ON AND FINISHING THE MONOLOGUE.
>> AMAZING.
SPEAKK OF MONOLOGUES, WE HAVE TO CONGRATULATE YOU ON YOUR RECENT
PEOPLE'S CHOICE AWARD NOMINATION--
(APPLAUSE).
>> James: SORRY, I DON'T KNOW-- I DON'T KNOW-- WHAT IS
GOING ON HERE.
ARE YOU-- WHAT IS GOING ON?
ARE YOU TRYING TO HOST THE SHOW?
>> JAMES, THAT IS CRAZY.
>> James: RIGHT, YOU-- WELL, YOU ARE WEARING A SUIT AND NOW
THAT I AM-- NOW THAT I AM LOOKING AT YOUR DESK, IT IS
EXACTLY THE SAME, IT IS EXACTLY THE SAME AS THIS DESK.
WHAT IS GOING ON?
WHY-- HANG ON?
WHY AM I DRINKING OUT OF A "LATE, LATE SHOW" WITH IAN
KARMEL MUG.
YOU MADE A MUG.
>> NO, I DIDN'T MAKE A MUG, MY AMAZING CREW MADE THE MUG, LOU,
SAM, THE PROP HOUSE, IF YOU CAN DREAM IT, THEY CAN DO IT.
>> James: THAT IS MY AMAZING CREW, IF I DREAM IT, I-- THAT IS
MY-- I'M THE HOST OF THIS SHOW.
>> JAMES, WE KNOW, COME ON, YOU ARE CLEARLY THE HOST OF THIS
SHOW.
IN FACT, DON'T WE HAVE A CLIP?
GNS GET IT, GET IT.
GET IT.
YEAH.
(LAUGHTER) THAT WAS GREAT, YOU KNOW WHAT?
(APPLAUSE).
>> James: RIGHT, THAT'S IT, NO, I'M SORRY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT
IS HAPPENING HERE.
I DON'T LUKE THE SHOW BEING HIJACKED LIKE THIS, WHAT IS
GOING ON HERE, I DON'T LIKE, THE MUG, EVERYTHING, I WOULD LIKE
YOU TO-- I WOULD LIKE YOU TO LEAVE, OKAY.
NO, I DON'T THINK IT'S COOL, IAN, ALL RIGHT.
I NEED YOU TO GO.
>> SERIOUSLY.
>> James: YES, I'M DEADLY SERIOUS, OKAY?
>> ALL RIGHT.
ALL RIGHT, SORRY.
>> James: THANK YOU.
>> YEAH.
>> James: GOOD-BYE.
♪ HANG ON (LAUGHTER)
HANG ON, WHAT IS THIS?
DID YOU MAKE-- THIS IS RIDICULOUS, IAN, IAN, IAN, IAN,
IAN, GET BACK HERE NOW, IAN.
>> YEAH.
>> James: GET BACK HERE NOW.
THIS IS ABSOLUTELY INSANE.
WHAT IS GOING ON?
IAN, WHERE ARE YOU?
RIGHT HERE.
>> James: NO, WHAT-- WHAT WAS THAT?
>> YOU TOLD ME TO LEAVE.
>> James: YES, I DID, BUT NOT LIKE THAT.
OKAY.
DO YOU KNOW WHAT, THIS IS NOT THE SIEM-- TIME, OKAY, YOU AND
ME ARE GOING TO HAVE A CONVERSATION DURING THE
COMMERCIAL BREAK, OKAY?
>> THAT IS A GREAT IDEA.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE "LATE, LATE SHOW."
>> James: NO, NO, I THROW TO COMMERCIAL, OKAY.
WE'LL-- I WILL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE OF THE "LATE, LATE
SHOW."
>> ONLY ON CBS.
>> James: AMERICA'S NUMBER ONE NET WORK.
>> WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
>> James: WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
>> STAY TUNED.
>> James: GO TO MERCIAL NOW BECAUSE I SAID SO.
TO CLIPPING, COME ON BACK, EVERYBODY, DON'T EVEN.
>> AMERICA'S NUMBER ONE NETWORK, WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
NO DANCING, NO DANCING, NO DANCING.
IAN KARMEL.
♪ IAN KARMEL.
♪.
>> STOP FILMING HIM.