What's up top 10 fam hope you’re having an awesome day, Im your host Ayman Hasan and
welcome back to another video.
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prepared for you guys.
Its a pretty well known song yknow top 40s all that and i think when you hear it you
guys will know what video we’re doing straight away.
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Sorry i just have to tune my voice a bit, theres some pretty high notes i have to hit
right now.
Dim the lights guys give me some stage presence.
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And thats all you guys are getting today, these are the top 10 Scary Minions Theories
Part 2.
Starting us off with number 10 is World Domination Pt 1.
Honestly you dont even need to watch any of the movies to get this theory you literally
just have to watch the Minions trailer.
The minions prime purpose is to serve a despicable master, thats why they were created.
Sadly their blips and foolishness tends to get a lot of their masters killed.
But are they really accidents?
They killed the T-rex, killed Dracula, killed Napoleon, youd honestly think theyd have learnt
their lesson.
Unless they were doing it on purpose.
This theory suggests the minions dont really want to serve a despicable master, they want
to kill their masters and achieve world domination.
Thats why theyve magically accidentally killed every master theyve had.
Cus its no damn accident you guys.
Dont underestimate these pesky little despicable yellows.
Coming in at number 9 is World Domination Pt 2.
So we’ve already concluded that the little blobs are after world domination.
But why do they then choose the most despicable masters to serve instead of just working on
trying to take over the world themselves?
I mean they certainly have enough manpower.
Probably more than necessary.
I feel like theres at least 300 Carls in there.
AT LEAST.
Well expanding on the previous theory, the minions are smart, instead of doing all the
labour themselves, they just outsource it to their master.
They go after masters who are after world domination themselves because theyve already
invested their time and energy into formulating a domination plan, building whatever is needed
for their plan, and knowing how to execute it.
The minions are there lowkey helping the master with everything but high key just learning
the ins and outs of their plan so they can use it if they deem it foolproof after they
kill him of course.
Despicable indeed.
At number 8 we have The Language Barrier.
Now whether we’re talking Despicable Me or the Minions movie itself, its safe to say
the minions the minions speak in 3 ways: ooh, ahh, hhehehehhe.
And thats about all we get from them.
But obviously the plot of the movie is quite easy to follow so we still know more or less
what theyre trying to say.
On top talking via weird noises the minions seem a little dumb.
Lets be real, these yellow blobs are dumb.
This theory flips all the facts on their heads and claims that the minions are a lot smarter
than we think.
Think about it, theyve literally been alive since Dinosaurs, cavemen, Napoleon, they have
been on earth since earth was a thing.
Dyu really think in all that time they never had a second to learn english?
Of course they did.
They probably know every language on earth with all the time theyve had to learn them
all.
The theory claims the minions actually know how to speak but choose speak their own language
to fool their masters and everyone around them.
Theyre like little geniuses imagine how smart Edward Cullen was cus he was around for so
long, the minions were around for like 100x times longer.
Case and point.
Filling our number 7 slot is Them Vs. Us.
Now i know the minions are super cute and the movie itself is rated PG but is it really
as PG as we think it is?
I mean the whole movie centers around them killing the Queen of England so Gru could
become the King of England because being the King of England would somehow make him the
ruler of the world?
Foolproof plan Gru. either way throughout their mission, we see the minions go through
many hardships and obstacles but what kind of gets brushed to the side is how many damn
people they kill.
Like if you count they kill about 59 people in the film which is a lot more than several
Jason Bourne movies put together.
According to this theory the minions need to kill in order to keep themselves going,
i mean they didnt have to kill 59 people, they could have easily completed their mission
without any bloodshed or at beast killed like 2 3 people.
But no they didnt even care about the kill count and thats because they needed it.
Contrary to popular belief its not just bananas that fuel these little guys, its human souls
as well.
Now at number 6 is the Minionizer.
The Minions cant procreate, firstly i dont even know if they have any genitalia, secondly
there are no female minions.
So theres just no option.
So how the hell are there so many of them and their numbers seem to just be growing
and growing?
Taking inspiration from the Minions ride at Universal Studios theme park, the theory claims
its not that more minions are being created somehow.
The minions are using the minioniser, a ray gun like instrument, to secretly turn humans
into minions.
So forget all those theories about world domination, its not that theyre after, its a world full
of minions.
Wait im sure that still counts as world domination.
Nevermind.
Coming in at number 5 is Bipolar Disorder.
Now i think this theory is a bit tasteless since many people suffer from bipolar disorder
and its not to be joked about but the theory is what it is.
Im sure this stood out to a lot of people but on one hand the minions go around on their
never ending mission to find the most evil villain out there and follow them to the ends
of the earth.
And on the other hand Bob is out here walking around with his teddy bear being cute as hell.
Like how can they all be despicably evil and despicably cute at the same time?
The theory claims that the one fatal flaw all the minions have is being bipolar.
They go from being extremely cute to extremely evil to extremely clumsy multiple times every
day.
Thats how they are thats how they were made.
And just to put it out there, being bipolar definitely isnt a fatal flow.
Those are theories words not mine.
At number 4 is The Experiment That Went Wrong.
In Despicable Me Gru claims he created the minions by genetically modifying corn kettles.
Which i find hilarious i completely forgot he said that since i watched it so long ago
but they are little corn corns.
Either way after they were created Gru kind of realised that hang on a minute corn kettles
arent as intelligent as i thought theyd be once theyre animated.
Well yeah no shit Gru. in an experiment attempting to increase their intelligence he brings his
3 girls Margo, Edith and Agnes.
The experiment involved the girls being in incubators with a minion each to see if the
transfer of that part of their brains could be done.
I mean he had no choice but to use the girls, who else would volunteer or even knew about
the minions?
The experiment was meant to sort of clone the brain matter and put it into the minions’
brains but Gru messed up his calculations.
Bad. instead of giving them intelligence Gru managed to turn the 3 girls into minions themselves.
And there was the birth of Kevin, Stuart an Bob.
Kevin is super smart he leads the other two so Kevin was originally Margo.
Stuart is obsessed with being cool and is very rebellious and thats Edith to a T. finally
we have Bob who is the youngest cutest member of the trio and that was obviously Agnes.
Filling our number 3 slot is Minions Propaganda.
According to this theory the Minions movie wasnt really for us to watch and enjoy.
As i previously stated in the 4th theory Gru said he created the minions out of genetically
modified corn kettles.
Even though that explanation got thrown out completely in the Minions movie.
According to that movie theyve been around since forever even though that isnt true.
This theory claims Gru created the Minions movie as propaganda to show the minions.
The film satisfies all the minions’ curiosities about their purpose in life and why they came
into being.
In reality its Grus way of telling the minions they exist only to serve him and that he is
the greatest supervillain of all time so they picked a good master.
Thats why he had to show them existing during dino times and the ice age to make their existence
organic and not completely fabricated.
Which it is.
Now at number 2 are Their Eyes.
Does anyone care to tell me why half the minions have 2 eyes and the other half are all cyclops?
Is that not sus to you guys?
Well it seemed sus to a lot of other people as well which is how this theory came into
being.
According to this one, when the minions were created their purpose was clear it was ingrained
in them.
After waiting for evolution to happen and and humans to come into being, they were getting
more and more anxious about not being able to serve a master who wanted world domination.
So the devil appeared before them because of course hes gonna be their biggest ally.
The minions struck a deal with a devil who promised they would find a master who would
successfully achieve world domination BUT the condition was severe.
For every 50 years the minions dont find a master and achieve their goal, one minion
will lose an eye.
And that wont stop when theyre all cyclops no no itll keep going till the point none
of them even have eyes if it has to.
The mission must be completed otherwise we’re looking at a lot of blind minions.
The cyclops’ present now represent how much time has passed since that ominous deal.
And finally at number 1 is The Femicide.
Now im sure i dont have to draw this to your attention but have you noticed how all the
Minions are male?
I know they dont show their genitalia on screen or anything although even if they did i feel
like itd be a smooth just yknow.
And its not even that, all their names are typically male, Bob, Kevin Stuart, Norbit,
Karl, i know these can be female names in our day and age but the filmmaker himself
actually confirmed all the minions are in fact male.
So we heard it from the man himself.
But where did the girls go?
According to this theory because of how clumsy and accidentally murderous the minions are,
the theory says that when minions first came into existence there were just as many girls
as there were guys.
Theyd even get married, date each other, it was like a human world for minions.
But because of their critical clumsiness, each couple met the same fate.
The male minion would somehow manage to kill the female minionette i wanna say.
This started to happen more and more and more im talking hundreds upon hundreds of deaths
a day to the point it snowballed out of control and there were no girls left.
Obviously with only guys they couldnt procreate and have more girls even if they wanted and
thus i present to you the most despicable act of all: femicide.
And thats it for todays video guys!
This has been one of my favourite videos ive hosted to date, it was a lot of fun and hopefully
it was fun for you guys to watch as well.
What did you think of all the theories?
Do any of them have any backing?
Let me know in the comments below, and as always im Ayman Hasan and ill see you next
time!
Bananaaaaaa.