well son are you ready to open your
present whoa what it's your very own
pony dad you idiot I wanted it xbox yeah
uh-uh-uh not so fast son this isn't just
a pony for within this pony is the
antidote an antidote you ask why the
antidote for the poison that was in your
birthday cake oh yes that's right son
you ate a poison now you get to choose
either to kill the pony to retrieve the
antidote or spare the pony and lets
yourself
start the clock is ticking birthday boy
[Laughter]
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happy birthday son
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well it would seem that the lesson was
more valuable than the present hey boy
step on a crack and you break your
mama's the love of God stop on the line
and you break your father's
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where'd dad go
[Applause]
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Jack your dinner's ready
Oh
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ready to eat
yeah I was taken gonna skip
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hey honey hmm
can we talk sure what's up I was just
thinking and do you want to have kids oh
where did this come from what's on your
mind I was just thinking I guess we're
at that age where we should come to a
decision right right I agree I mean do
you want kids I don't know I mean on one
hand kids are such a handful but but
they can also be like the most important
thing in a parent's life right that's
exactly what I was about to say
then again the world is crazy out there
you can say that again with everything
going on it's a dangerous world out
there
it's true plus if we didn't have kids
you and I can focus on our goals and
each other do you think we're you know
ready to be honest I don't think so yeah
yeah you're right maybe we shouldn't
have kids yeah like we'd make good
parents anyway we are way too
irresponsible we could never be good
parents not with the way you drink
exactly so it's decided then
yeah yeah I guess it's decided we don't
want kids all right you heard her get
the [ __ ] out of here on the double
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hey sweetie do you think we're ready for
a dog
c'mon man everyone smokes
everyone cool that is I'm cool I'm cool
as fudge and beans smooth right you bet
it's smooth and delicious Jonathan I got
off work a little early I Jonathan
smoking Jonathan well aren't you a big
grown-up man big men don't smoke one
cigarette Jonathan they smoke the whole
pack and drink when they smoke is that
right boys yeah party so else too big
better zoo oh yeah they fight you to
fight each other when they try
well you love it have you learned your
lesson yet yeah dad I get it now
you're the coolest [ __ ] dead in the
world remember that when you're staying
at your mom's next weekend [ __ ] soul
sucking [ __ ]
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hey paw why don't the women folk work in
the fields with us now Ezekiel I already
told you the good Lord all his wisdom
cursed woman can with a monthly sickness
that what is it pas assez Co you run
back to the house now get your mom and
your sister and go to the storm cellar
mama door don't open no matter what you
hear well what is it pop band it's a
twister
it's tumble buds
rod rod Ezekiel
ha thank you
I can't see you there's too many birds
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where are you where are you Bob
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I can't believe our Trevor built all
this our little boy all grown up and
running his own water park now where are
we supposed to meet him his text message
says to go through the entrance and then
look up it's time that I was honest with
you and the last thing I want is to
disappoint ya there's something you
should know about me this is difficult
for me to tell you but the truth is I'm
gay
I have a great friend named Richard and
we're getting I just want you to be so
what do you think Oh Trevor my boy
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hahaha come on
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