Based on a true story.
Christmas is just around the corner, get out of my way.
Babe!
Be a minute.
I'm trying to get some work done, now, here, so would you mind, like, not singing?
You can't stop art, babe.
Christmas, where is your parents...
22 minutes later.
You can't stop art,babe, no you cant stop art.
Thirty-seven minutes, a new record. Not a good record. What the hell were you doing in there?
Look, I know you're not gonna believe this, but...
Our toilet is a portal to another dimension.
You already know?
I was kiding.
Look, I know it sounds crazy, but when you step with your bare feet into the toilet
and you flash it, I swear to God, it transports you down the drain
and drops you in whichever place and time you're thinking of.
How would you even figure that out in the first place?
Well, last Sunday...
And before I knew it, there I was watching D-Brown do the no look dunk in 1991 NBA slam dunk contest.
Prove it.
Well, how am I gonna prove it? Look at this?
I bought that for you five years ago.
Oh, yeah? Did it come with that?
Hang on, twenty minutes ago, I had a conversation with you in front of that door.
No, twenty minutes ago I had a therapy session with Freud. You had a conversation with this.
Sorry, just be a sec.
You can't stop art, babe.
How did you know what I was gonna say?
Our toilet is a time machine.
Oh, wow, you're not kidding.
No, I'm not.
I wanna see us ten years in the future before we get too old and gross.
Ok.
10 years later
Hi, we just came out of your toilet and we're gonna go back there. Yeah, right now, yep.
Go, go, go, go, go, go.
I love what you've done with this place. It looks really great.
Go, go, go, go, go, go.
Son of a bitch, did we miss us?
So, sorry, do you guys actually mind if I use the restroom?
Oh, yeah, come on in.
Thank you so much. I'll leave that there for you. Guys enjoy that.
He was here.