Remember the 90's Whenever a computer hacker was hacking away
at a glowing green screen what kinda music was playing in the background?
That's right techno.
Or ACID, or DRUM AND BASS.
Depending on the year and what was in-style.
Why is that, you may be asking?
I dunno.
So here's FARM and BASS.
Farm and BASS is a totally made up genre.
That I am going to go into great details about.
Farm and Bass sometimes shortened to FAB on various internet subcultures forums
began sometime around 1999.
It was spread organically through file sharing sites known as NAPSTER.
For those of you who don't know what NAPSTER is...
Do you see this shit.
there's a fucking dead meme on the WIKIPEDIA page.
The most famous FARM and BASS producer was known as DJ Tracktor
who would combine hardcore kicks and tractor noises to create massive walls of sounds.
Fun fact, DJ Tracktor had only one show in his life.
It took place in the SPA town of Malvern, Worcestershire somewhere in the UK I guess.
It was so wild a flock of sheep stampeded the dance floor.
DJ tracktor was never seen again.
So to celebrate DJ Tracktors legacy I am going to be creating a FARM and BASS...
in front of you eye holes and ear holes.
oh hi didn't see you walk in there sorry for the mess
i wasn't expecting any company now as we all know farm and bass requires
a lot of farm animal noises so I downloaded some FREE royalty FREE farm
noises from youtube dot com and this is everyons
favorite noise mu
I think thats a cow and then we have this noise right here, which
is a... cock
now here's another noise you all remember baaaa
for this track I made real simple patterns so I made this synth in 3xOSC cuz it's my
favorite synth It also doubles as an arp cause you know I
love them bubbles YOu can't froget the bas in farm and bass
sp what I did was sample this unsusal farm sample
and it's always good to layer mulitple basses on top of each other
I also added some zippery synths cause I love that vvvv noise
i noticed a trend in modern music were they sample the singers voice as a synth
so i kinda did that with a cow that's actualy a cow
don't forget the pianoi if ever you make a DRUM and BASS song you
need a really obnoxious piano it's not a DRUM and Bass...
I mean Farm and BASS track without some really obnoxious piano
now with all these farm samples and drum samples we can make a track that will make DJ Tractor
proud...
If anyone knew where he was, he's been missing for over 15 years.
So rest in peace.
Seriously...
Thank you for watching my videos