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I'm very excited about this.
Rosie O'Donnell is on the show tonight!
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And Suga is here!
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It's a big night.
It's a big night for us because we've done close to 100
shows this year and they've all been Suga-free.
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Well, you guys, "The Super Mario Bros. Movie"
is number one at the box office right now.
And we thought with Suga here tonight,
we combine music from the biggest movie
with dancing from the biggest pop star.
Let's see what happens.
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-Yeah, that's the way to do it.
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That's the way to do it.
Oh, there's a buzz in the building today.
There's a buzz in the building.
Well, there's a lot going on in New York City.
I mean, earlier tonight was the 2023 Met Gala.
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I was honored to be there.
Although picking an outfit can be very stressful.
I mean, you spend all weekend
wondering which chandelier can I turn into a hat?
You know? It was a fun night,
but it was hard to top last year when I apparently showed up
as Kendall Jenner's ventriloquist dummy.
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Tonight, the Met Gala honored fashion designer Karl Lagerfeld.
Here's a classic photo of Karl.
Yeah, he was basically President Biden from the year 2099.
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The future.
Well, speaking of Biden, on Saturday night,
he gave some remarks
at the White House Correspondents' Dinner.
Yep, Biden made jokes about his age, Ron DeSantis,
Marjorie Taylor Greene and Fox News.
Afterwards, he called me up and said,
"Jimmy, I got to say, your job's not that hard."
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Listen to this. I read that the U.S. military
has been tracking a mysterious balloon
that just flew over Hawaii.
Is it me or does "mystery balloon over Hawaii"
sound like a breakfast special at Denny's?
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Did you guys see this? Spirit Airlines
had to explain themselves after a viral video
showed a maintenance worker
making a quick repair before takeoff.
This is real. Look at this.
-Some Spirit Airlines passengers were pretty
shaken up when they saw a mechanic
taping a portion of their wing together on their plane.
One passenger posted this video.
You can see him sticking the tape there.
This tape is called speed tape.
It's an aluminum-based pressure-sensitive tape
that can withstand high winds and temperatures.
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-What?
If you're wondering what the difference
between speed tape and duct tape is,
speed tape is made-up.
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That's duct tape.
Airplanes do use tape. For instance, today,
Southwest taped one of its planes to a Delta flight
so it could actually take off.
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Duct taped the wing? No! Speed tape.
Oh, my gosh.
Guys, I saw that an iceberg in Canada
is getting a lot of attention thanks to its unique shape.
Take a look. See if you see anything on it.
-Oh.
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-Scientists said, "Well, that's just the tip of the iceberg."
-Oh! -There's more.
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Wow. -Wow. A lot of blue on that one.
-Even the Titanic was like, "I'd hit that."
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