- Many people tell me that they know
that doctors are very smart
and it must be amazing to be a genius,
that's not the case,
there's a lot that doctors don't know,
when you get all types of different riddles
and questions and clicking things, speed tests
and I'll prove to you right now
that doctors are not as smart as you think we are.
(dramatic music)
Let's play who wants to be an idiot?
What invention lets you look right through a wall?
A window?
Yay!
How many birthdays does the average man have?
Like in a year or in a life span?
77.
Come on, one the rest are simply anniversaries?
Bro.
Why do Chinese men eat more rice than Japanese men?
Now this is becoming racist.
There are more Chinese men than Japanese men.
Haha, stupidest test ever.
What is always coming but never arrives?
Um, my UPS packages that never show up.
I don't know what to answer.
Tomorrow, what?
But tomorrow does arrive,
I'm disappointed in you question number one.
What can be broken but is never held?
Trust.
Oh, a promise, all right, same answer.
What is it that lives if it is fed
and dies if you give it a drink?
And dies if you give it, like a vacuum cleaner?
Fire.
But I think a vacuum cleaner,
like if you feed the vacuum cleaner food,
that's a better answer 'cause it'll eat up the food
and it'll be fine, it'll keep working,
but if you give it water
you'll short circuit it and it's gonna break.
What word would you use to describe a man
who does not have all all of his fingers on one hand?
A normal man, because not every guy has all his fingers.
Yeah exactly.
What can one catch that is not thrown?
A cold, doctor question.
Yep, what is it that if you have,
you want to share me and if you share you do not have?
I was gonna say herpes
but if you share it you still have it.
A secret?
Cus like if you have it you wanna tell everybody
but then if you share it it's no longer a secret?
Yeah boy, what's up, your doctor boy knows
how to think and stuff.
If a plane crashes on the border
between the United States and Canada
where do they bury the survivors?
Wait if they're survivors why are they burying them
that's probably the answer.
Yes survivors aren't buried.
If it takes eight men 10 hours to build a wall
how long would it take four men?
Why do I think 20, but it's gonna be wrong.
Eight men 10 hours, I don't know.
No time because the wall is already built.
It says how long would it take.
If you have a bowl with six apples
and you take away four, how many do you have?
You still have six apples.
What do you mean, you still own the six,
okay, I'm not gonna argue.
Is it legal for a man to marry his widow's sister?
Yes, because if he has a widow he's dead.
Yeah exactly.
How could a man go outside in the pouring rain
without protection, that sounds like a dirty
how could a man go outside in the pouring rain
without protection and not have a hair on his head get wet?
The pouring rain without protection
and not have a hair,
oh what if he doesn't have hair, he's bald?
Haha yeah there you go.
What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is
all the time?
Siri.
A psychic?
Oh a widow, well, I get it,
but what if someone took his body?
Enough with the questions.
Quick, press the green button, okay.
Touch the biggest frog.
What?
Why did I fail?
Touch the biggest frog.
That's the biggest frog,
are these like toads, is that why?
Touch the biggest frog.
Can someone explain to me why that's not the big?
What's the answer?
Why is that the biggest frog?
All right, I've been failing at a lot of quizzes,
but I feel right at home cause I'm gonna try
this medical IQ test.
In order for something to be basic,
it must have a pH of what?
Greater than seven.
Yeah, got that right.
Office workers are prone to carpal tunnel,
where are the carpal bones?
In the wrist.
It's why when you type that happens.
The stapes is the smallest bone in your body,
where is it located?
This is a good one,
the stapes is located in the ear, final answer.
So much for sexual dysfunction,
Viagra originally developed to treat which condition?
Also known as sildenafil
it was created for treating pulmonary hypertension
which means high blood pressure
specifically inside the lungs.
An EKG measures the heart electrical activity.
What does EKG stand for?
The answer is electrocardiogram.
Bam, the reason why that helps us get a lot of info
is if some of that muscle starts dying
or it's not getting enough blood flow,
the electricity suddenly changes
and we can see certain patterns
and then diagnose the patient or at least move forward
with further testing.
Which disease is not hereditary?
Parkinson's, Giardia, cystic fibrosis, sickle cell anemia.
So Giardia is actually an infection
that you get from drinking not clean,
like lake water.
- Anyone fancy a drink?
(vomiting sound)
- What is the function of the gallbladder?
To filter out the body's toxins,
to hydrate the intestines, to store bile.
C, store bile.
What is the purple part of this brain?
We're gonna go with cerebellum.
There's a reason you get your blood pressure taken
in every doctor's visit.
What is a healthy blood pressure?
119 over 70.
There are so many medications so many symptoms,
which is not a cholesterol medication?
Citalopram is not a cholesterol medication,
Citalopram is actually an anti depressant.
Cancer's always a serious issue,
which type of cancer is generally the least serious?
Basal cell.
You're walking around the hospital and meet a nephrologist,
what does he or she specialize in?
Kidneys.
Oh, we must be a med student,
we got 12 out of 12 correct,
what, what, what, what, what?
That made me feel better at least.
Please don't judge me, I know I'm not great
at these idiot games,
but I did get through my medical training successfully,
so click here for my residency video.
As always, stay happy and healthy.