Your doctor said you weren't supposed to talk.
♪ He didn't say I couldn't sing! ♪
[cheering]
Well, all right.
♪ Are you here? Are you there? Is there something I should know? ♪
♪ Easy come, easy go ♪
♪ Nodding your head Don't hear a word I said ♪
♪ I can't communicate When you wait, don't relate ♪
♪ I try to talk to you But you never even knew ♪
♪ So, what's it gonna be? Tell me, can you hear me? ♪
♪ I'm so sick of it Your attention deficit ♪
♪ Never listen, you never listen ♪
- What you talkin' about, boy? - Oh, calm down.
Oh, no, you don't think you can just come up in here and buy me!
- Come on! - You know what I got for you?
♪ Five fingers to the face! ♪
It's about time that you leave me
♪ I'm gonna count to three And open my eyes ♪
♪ And you'll be gone ♪
♪ One Get your hands off the... ♪
♪ Two Or I'll punch you in the... ♪
♪ Three Stop your staring at my... ♪
♪ Hey! Take a hint, take a hint ♪
♪ I am not your missing link ♪
♪ Let me tell you what I think ♪
♪ I think you could use a mint ♪
♪ Take a hint, take a hint ♪
♪ Give it up, you can't win ♪
♪ 'Cause I know where you've been ♪
♪ Such a shame you don't put up a fight ♪
♪ That's a game that we play At the end of the night ♪
♪ It's the same old story But you never get it right ♪
♪ Give it up ♪
♪ Oh, yeah! ♪
♪ Now men will always tell you How they do it all ♪
♪ While women do the work you never see ♪
♪ But so as it would happen You're in great need of a captain, oh ♪
♪ A captain and that captain is me ♪
♪ Men will always la-la-la La-la-la-la ♪
♪ Women always da-da-da-da-dee ♪
So I'm not a captain I'm a pretty...
little salmon, oh...
Now, get ready!
♪ What I like about cheese ♪
♪ Is that you can put it on veggies ♪
♪ And it tastes ♪
♪ Mm, mm, so good ♪
Yeah!
♪ I'll have you beggin' On your knees for me ♪
♪ You mess with me I'll mess with her ♪
♪ So I'll make sure You get what you deserve ♪
♪ Yeah one day ♪
♪ You'll be beggin' on your knees for me ♪
♪ Let's give it up for those L.A. Boyz ♪
♪ Give it up for the L.A. Boyz! ♪
♪ Let's give it up for those L.A. Boyz ♪
[cheering]
♪ Suddenly my choice is clear ♪
Nice, now sing it like an old jazz singer.
- Why? - To amuse me.
[clears throat]
♪ Suddenly my choice is clear ♪
♪ Clear ♪
- Clear. - Come on, be a man.
Clear.
[struggling] Clear.
Now I'm amused.
♪ Trina, oh Trina ♪
♪ Yeah, Trina You're staying home tonight! ♪
♪ Now Seth, he was gonna take you ♪
♪ To a rockin' Lakers game ♪
♪ But Seth, he started thinking ♪
♪ That hanging out with you Is just insane! Just insane, now! ♪
♪ Now Trina, oh Trina ♪
♪ Yeah, Trina You're staying home tonight! ♪
♪ You're staying home tonight! ♪
♪ 'Cause you've been dumped... ♪
♪ Tonight ♪
♪ I wanna show some skin ♪
♪ Yeah, baby, I need the ocean ♪
♪ Well, you can't stop me Now I've got my heart in motion ♪
♪ I wanna make it in America ♪
♪ Make it in America ♪
♪ So if you feel it coming ♪
♪ On this special day ♪
♪ Just trust your heart 'Cause I can't wait to hear you say ♪
♪ That it's Christmas ♪
♪ It's not Christmas Without you, you, you ♪
♪ It's not Christmas without you ♪
♪ All right, oh well, whatever ♪
♪ Everybody needs to know ♪
♪ You might be crazy ♪
♪ Have I told you lately That I love you? ♪
♪ You're the only reason That I'm not afraid to fly ♪
♪ And it's crazy That someone could change me ♪
♪ Now no matter what it is I have to do I'm not afraid to try ♪
♪ And you need to know That you're the reason why ♪
♪ Bright smile that always glows Pearly whites with a button nose ♪
♪ And I knows Everyone is gonna love me now ♪
♪ A life on a studio's A nail on the head ♪
♪ It's better than fixing A roof but instead ♪
♪ It's probably packed And they're probably singing along ♪
♪ Oh, what a girl What is she singing? This is my song! ♪
♪ I'm the biggest bang With the mostest zing ♪
♪ If you're the hand I'm the diamond ring ♪
♪ By the way, I'm here For the song and the dance ♪
♪ So give me one Just one, I've already won ♪
♪ All I need is just one chance! ♪
Whoo!