(bomb ticks)
(Ian) SHUT UP!!!
(Ian) I'm just saying,
have you ever fit a sandwich in a sandwich bag?
I mean, it takes a little cramming, but I used to.
All right, later man.
All right, later.
(imitates bomb exploding)
(Anthony) Whoa, whoa!
What? What?
You didn't do the hand exploding thing.
Yeah, that's because only douche bag bros do that.
Don't you get it?
You're building up pressure in here now.
If you let go,
there's gonna be a huge explosion.
That's not a real thing.
Uh, yes it is.
It happened to my brother-in-law, Glen.
You don't have a brother-in-law.
Yeah, because he blew up!
Okay, dude, I'm just gonna open my hand--
STOP!
(ticking sounds)
What're you trying to do? Get us all killed?
We're just going to stay here and wait for help to arrive.
(clock blips)
So the bomb squad deals with hand bombs?
Always.
These are far more common than you would think.
We lost 425 people at Coachella alone.
All these douche bag bros do is fist bump.
So how do you defuse it then?
I'm afraid I can't.
If I were you, I'd make peace with my affairs.
You're gonna die.
Snap, crackle, BOOM!
(giggling)
Oh, man, I got you.
No, but seriously...
you're gonna die.
(dramatic music)
You're probably wondering why I walk like this.
To be on the bomb squad,
you've gotta have huge frigging balls.
(thumping footsteps)
I guess I'd better call in all my friends
and say goodbye.
Wait... why am I here?
I wanted to say goodbye to all of my friends.
We just met, like, five minutes ago.
Yes! And you're all here.
Come on, man, we've shared so many great memories.
I will remember you
Will you remember me?
Don't let your life pass you by
Why am I here?
Weep not for memories
Duh-nuh-nuh
Nuh-nuh
You know...
there is one way I can defuse that bad boy,
but it has a high probability of blowing us all sky high.
But since you're my best friend,
I'll do it.
Whoa, no, I'm his best friend.
What? No. That's funny.
(chuckles)
But seriously... best friend,
I will do this for you.
(clock blips)
Hold still.
This is a very delicate procedure.
(intense music)
(grunting)
(intense music)
(Anthony groans)
(Ian pants)
Done.
You did it!
Wait... you opened the wrong hand!!!
- Oh my god! - F*ck!
Guys, guys, I'm losing my grip.
I don't know how much longer I can hold it.
We need to find a bucket of sand to put it in
to contain the explosion.
Like this?
What? No, that's gross!
Well, you're gonna lose your hand and probably kill us all.
Yeah, but it's dirty. There's cat sh*t in there.
There's no time to clean it out.
Just stick your hand in here.
This whole time we've been arguing, you could've taken
the cat sh*t out!
I'm saying we're wasting too much time!
(explosion)
(sigh of relief)
I just saved my best friend's life.
I'm probably losing a lot of blood right now.
(spitting)
Pound it, bros.
(campy music)
- Oh, god! - (overlapping speech)
Hey, guys, we just wanted to make this quick video
to introduce you guys formally to Courtney and Shane.
You may have seen Courtney in these videos:
Max wants dong!
(gags)
(grunts)
And may have seen Shane in these videos:
Don't be a f*cking dick.
Good one, Trent.
Okay.
And you may have seen Shane in this:
(bawking)
(all protest)
- Oh god! - Ew!
That was a clip from an unnamed TV show
that we will not mention
and he was in from the past.
- Yeah. - Let's not talk about this.
Let's not talk about it.
Shane and Courtney have been helping us out
with the Every [Blank] Evers--
Along with Keith, Noah, and Olivia.
So, yeah...
Welcome to the Smosh fam.
We love 'em.
We'll see if you guys love 'em
and they have some very incriminating black male on us.
Yeah, we do.
But we also have the incriminating black male on Shane 'cause of this.
(bawking)
(all protest)
Why am I touching you guys after that?
I need someone to hold.
See you guys next time.
Nice to meet you!
Follow him on all of his stuff.
All our stuff is below.
All the links.
We're just gonna go. See you.
(bawking)
(all protest)
I'm sorry about that!
Yes, you should be.
(Ian) Hey, guys, thank you so much for subscribing.
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Oh sh*t!
(Anthony) Click the video on the left to watch bloopers
from this video and this:
You're wasting too much time!
(racket)
(laughing)
(Anthony) Oop, looks like you waited too long
'cause now that video changed to Smosh Summer Games,
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Go! Go! Go!
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