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Hello
Oh, I need my phone.
*sister snatched*
Anyways...
Good morning!
Welcome to my floor
*yikes*
Ok sweetie
Today I'm going to be putting some patches on my backpack.
I got a new collection of them.
I've just been collecting,
getting what I need to get.
I have this one from Yellowstone that my mom got me
thanks mom, I love you!
This one from The Petrified Forest that I've had for a while
and this one from Yellowstone aswell.
I also have
this Texas one
which is the Texas flag in the shape of Texas.
I said it once and I'll say it again:
YEE
HAW
I love Texas and I just wanna
put it all over my backpack
Is that too much to ask?
I'd love it if we made it
doo do do do do doo
And then last
I have this custom made
-I custom ordered this-
this girly boy patch and I thought it'd be perfect for my backpack but the only
problem is it's not iron-on. So we're gonna have to find some solution to that.
Today's topic of discussion, while we are ironing some patches on, is youtube conan
versus twitter Conan if your like "what's twitter coding vs. youtube Conan?" then
you're probably part of the youtube Conan community. Basically anybody who
follows me on Twitter, and also subscribes to me here on YouTube, knows
that I have like distinctly different personalities on each platform. I blame
it on a couple things. I have really bad impulse control it's like when I think
of something I just say it even when I probably shouldn't. And the thing is, on
youtube if I think of something like stupid and I say it, I can just cut it
out. But on Twitter, it takes me like 0.3 seconds to be like
*inhumane noises* sis u gud??
and then just tweet it
and then there's just a bunch of stupid tweets on my Twitter and I can't
control myself I just have really bad impulse control
I never impulse shop I never impulse like do reckless things I just like
impulse say things where it's just like "Conan you shouldn't have said that.
you don't need to tell everyone everything that comes into your head,
Conan" and that's the beauty of YouTube coated because YouTube Conan when he
says something stupid that didn't need to be said it's just gone
never was there we don't know her the Twitter Conan it takes me about 0.3
seconds to tweet something stupid and I look at it I'm like that's pretty stupid
and then I delete it and then it's become this like ongoing trend that I
delete everything that I tweet because I just like they're stupid and we all know
that I tweet stupid things so like we're not missing out when I delete my tweets
you guys started sending me YouTube conan versus twitter conan examples so i
thought for the community of people who don't know what twitter conan vs.
youtube conan is like here's what it is spoken via the people who actually see
my stupid tweets top reply with 436 likes if you do coded stuff curious good
take care of yourself leather cannon i just kind of my heart
is so broken here's the deal i have a lot of emotions I'm a songwriter
sometimes I funnel those emotions into music and sometimes I just funneled them
into the bottomless void of Twitter and on YouTube I probably look like I'm
having a mouth on this is just actually so funny to me nice reply is YouTube
codon versus Instagram conan versus twitter conan ballad shoot heroin
youtube conan journey begins that versus twitter conan do my friends hate me or
do i just need to go to sleep
ahuhuhuhuh
*shrieking*
youtube conan vs twitter coNAN
its SO trUe
oh I think on YouTube I just like put my best face forward you know when you're
like talking to someone who's like your friend but like yar and like hanging out
every single day and like going to the bathroom together that's a weird example
Conan those types of friends who like are your friends but you're not super
super super close with them you know how like when they ask how are you you're
just gonna be like good it how are you you know what I mean Twitter Conan is
very much like the version of Conan that Ashley sees it's the version of Conan
that's nofilter says things I shouldn't be said and like
if Twitter asked me hey Conan how are you doing I'm probably gonna reply I'm
tired I need a nap I miss my friends I don't want to be in LA I want to be in
Texas with my friends there's no filter between my very potent emotions and the
world when it comes to Twitter Conan which i think is dangerous it's not good
for anybody to code and Reza's política YouTube Conan oh my god I love my
spider-plant she's so pretty she goes so big and I need to get my Twitter Conan
haha I'm depressed and I have a ghost little never liked me oh I guess uncover
my sadness I cover my sadness off with working so hard that my body is decaying
but I mean at least we out here I cope with stress via working which is kind of
ironic because working gives me stress it's a vicious cycle I'm like holding
myself back please don't say Conan please don't say I was recently informed
via the internet that i am-ness from super smash brothers actually don't even
know what ness is in other than super sperm I dressed exactly like him
and there's very accurate representations of YouTube Ness versus
Twitter Ness which is Twitter codon versus YouTube Conan I'm gonna put this
one right here honest to god y'all on Twitter are like the funniest people I
know I think because y'all are always tweeting bullshit so I'm enabled to
tweet bullshit as well it's your fault I'm blaming
on you I'm gonna take no responsibility YouTube's gonna listen sweeties
y'all need to sit down a little bit and take a cup of tea and decorate your room
while you talk to plants okay I also drink boba if you need to Twitter Conan
which is quitting in a tweeting which is quoting an actual tweet of mine which
says I might cried tomorrow morning why tomorrow morning Conan what was
happening what day was that that was in 2016
someone needs to control this kid oh my god that ain't the goddamn Kirby squash
YouTube conan is not an accurate representation of who I am I'm not a
fraud maybe I'm the fraud I think it also
directly correlates with how big each one of the social medias is because on
YouTube I have the biggest following I feel this pressure to like be perfect
and be sweet and happy and never do anything wrong and be this positive
influence which isn't a bad thing being nice and positive isn't a bad thing a
lot of people don't know that my Instagram has like about half what mine
YouTube has so it gets like a taste of my least guarded version of myself it's
like all my Instagram stories I kind of post a lot of bullshit I kind of am an
idiot on they're not kind of I am an idiot on there my twitter has
dramatically less of a following than my YouTube account so there's like no
pressure whatsoever for me to like be perfect I'm like I'm not trying to be
perfect on YouTube right anything it's just like you know I want to be polite
and I want to like not say stupid stuff I don't know the new 1975 song didn't
need to snap that hard but they did anyways YouTube Conan is still Conan
like if you met me in real life I would be YouTube's Conan but Twitter Conan is
like to decide I mean if you'd see if you'd been best friends with me for
eight years and I have literally no filter
that's just how I be sometimes you know with Twitter it takes me about one
second to think of something a tweet but on YouTube
it's very intentional everything that I do because if I think of something to
post on youtube I spend like an hour of planning and then an hour filming and
then like 8 to 13 hours editing so I have like 16 hours worth of thought hey
maybe don't be that much of an idiot to like
800,000 people I think most of the world they meet YouTube Conan they meet like
hi nice to meet you like good kid but there's like a select few that know
Twitter conan by heart my like four best friends and then, twitter and Instagram they
know the real bullshit that I'm on I'm not sure where to put this Texas patch
it's actually like really large everything's bigger in Texas
y'all, my tiny crane scissors are probably my favorite pair of scissors so I think
this patch is a no-go there's no space on here I'll put it on something else
okay I think I have a plan to put on to put on this girly blue one there's this
stuff called stitch witchery that I use sometimes to like hem clothes and stuff
like that I think that might work it's kind of hard to use though *sszszsss* that is hot
did it work ? nope not at all great perfect awesome I guess we're gonna have to glue it on then I
hate gluing patches on because it doesn't really work, *bUrp* eyes work some
ones we did the day YouTube conan and twitter conan become one will go down in
history and i responded that day is when my EP comes out because my EP is very
much the culmination of both of those personalities there's a lot of twitter
conan on my EP the lyrics are very twitter conan but then there's also like
moments where I'm just like so so soft it's very much youtube conan so if you
just follow me on youtube don't worry you are going to very soon know twitter
conan by heart. voila-- hello voila there is my backpack we added this patch this
patch to the side right here and then this one and this one it looks like a
boy scouts' backpack right now which is what I wanted I also recently added this
amoeba pouch thank you so much for watching this video and um sincerely thank
you for putting up with both YouTube Conan and Twitter Conan I know that they
can be very intolerable at times so I'm very appreciative I'll see you guys in a
week with a brand new video god bless and goodbyeeee
you