- Born ceaselessly into the past.
Grant, I think your new book is really good,
It's just very very similar to The Great Gatsby.
- The Good Grantsby.
- Boys, boys, boys, boys, boys.
- Oh, god.
- Your queen bee is back.
- Oh, god, Katie, please not again.
- Again?
- In a month's time, I will be a married woman.
- Can we not, okay, Jesus.
- Do you need?
- That's right, this hot little piece of meat
is about to be off the market.
- Katie, we know you're getting married.
Also, please don't call yourself meat.
- Gross.
- The hubby and I have entered into a sexy little agreement.
- I hate where this is going.
- For the next three hours,
you four are allowed to flirt with me.
- Pass.
- I'll add more time if we need it.
- Three hours is already way too long
and why would we wanna do this anyway?
- I'm gonna be honest.
I wasn't into your flirting before.
- You were the only person who wanted that to happen.
- You kept trying to get us to flirt with you.
- But now I'm meat about to be taken off the market
and I wanna have a little bit of fun.
- No one wants to flirt here, Katie.
- No one is doing this.
- Are you ready boys, start your flirting.
- Stop it.
- I feel like I'm talking to a wall.
- We have no interest in flirting with you.
Can you please stop wasting everyone's time?
- Aw, I get it.
(groaning)
Are you worried that you won't
have a chance to flirt with me?
- No, I'm worried that you...
- I am going to make sure that
all of my coworkers have a chance.
- We don't want it.
- I know what goes through your
brains all day long noon to moon.
- That's not a full day.
- You guys just see me as a sexual object.
- It's really important to me that you
understand that that's not what we think of you.
- I'm just a little pornographic moving image
for your four designed to get your boners sneezing.
(disgusted groaning)
- So start acting like it.
- Don't talk about our boners.
- What makes you think it is okay
to talk to your coworkers this way?
- Oh, Brennan, I get it.
- I hope to God you do.
- You wanna be more than coworkers.
- No.
- I would like to be less than coworkers.
- Well for the next three hours, we can be.
- No.
- And that goes for all of you.
- Not only am I not attracted to you,
I hate you, straight up.
- Ooh.
- I don't wanna flirt with you.
I don't wanna spend time with you.
- Well, well, well.
Raphael comin' in hot.
- No.
- Yes, Raphael, nagging does work on me.
- No.
- Big time.
- You are a terrible person.
- Katie, you're getting married in a month.
- I am meat.
- Yeah, I know, you keep saying that, okay.
- Nothing but meat.
- This is not a good way for an engaged person to behave.
Alright, this isn't appropriate.
- Aww.
- What?
- Aww.
- What?
- Who's my big flirt?
- No. - No one.
No one is your big flirt.
- Who's my big flirt?
- I'm not.
- It's you, Trapp.
- No, it's not. - No!
- No it's not.
- You want me to break off this engagement.
- I don't want you to end your engagement.
- I'm not gonna break off the engagement.
- I don't want you to do it.
- Sorry about it, babe.
- I want you to get married as fast as possible.
I want this to stop.
- But at least we have these six hours together.
- When did it become six?
- I can't talk to you anymore, it's pointless.
I'm gonna leave, I'm just gonna leave.
- No, I'll leave, you boys stay.
I have to go to the bathroom.
- She just said bathroom.
- Yeah.
- I did.
- She did just say bathroom, right, I heard that right?
- You're going to the bathroom.
- There's a lot of stuff here we need
to worry about but honestly I'm just so
impressed that you've stopped shitting in your pants.
- I'm practically a married woman.
I can't be doing that anymore.
- Don't have to poop in your pants
when you're not a married woman either.
- I want you to know that this is a positive step,
that we're proud of you.
- Mhmm.
- No, Katie.
- Did you shit your pants anyway?
- Boys, it was just farts.
(cheering)
- That is a big improvement.
- Wait, wait, wait, you're shitting.