>> HAVE A GOOD DAY.
OH, HERE WE GO.
OH, LOOKT AT THIS!
>> OH!
I LOVE THE FEATHERS!
♪ ♪
♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ OOH
YEAH ♪ EACH MORNING I GET UP
I DIE A LITTLE ♪ CAN BARELY STAND ON MY FEET
TAKE A LOOK ♪ IN THE MIRROR
AND CRY ♪ LORD, WHAT YOU'RE DOING TO ME
I HAVE SPENT ALL MY YEARS ♪ IN BELIEVING YOU
BUT I JUST CAN'T GET NO RELIEF ♪ LORD
SOMEBODY, OOH SOMEBODY ♪ CAN ANYBODY FIND ME
SOMEBODY TO LOVE ♪ (
>> I HAVE A GUESS.
I'M PRETTY SURE, CAN I DO IT.
>> LeBRON JAMES.
>> James: I WAS JUST ABOUT TO SAY LeBRON JAMES!
>> LeBRON JAMES IS SEVEN FEET TALL.
>> James: AND?
I'M NOT.
>> James: WHO'S SMALLER?
PETER DINKLEDGE?
IT'S KEVIN HART.
>> James: IT'S KEVIN HART.
NO.
YOU WANT TO SIGNING ZING ONE MORE SONG TO GET THIS?
>> James: ONE MORE WE'LL NARROW IT DOWN.
♪ TONIGHT I'M GONNA HAVE MYSELF
♪ A REAL GOOD TIME I FEEL ALIVE ♪
AMAZING.
NO, NO, YOU'RE NOT GOING TO BELIEVE THIS.
>> I NEED YOU TO BLOW MY MIND.
>> James: JACK NICHOLSON.
( APPLAUSE ) >> I LOVE THE LAKERS!
( LAUGHTER ) THAT GUY!
HE'S 82 YEARS OLD.
>> THAT'S FAIR.
ALL RIGHT, CAN I VENTURE A GUESS?
>> James: PLEASE.
OPRAH.
NO!
WINFREY?
NO!
>> James: ELLEN.
ELLEN AND OPRAH?
YOU GUYS, I'M A MAN!
I HAVE THE VOICE OF A MAN.
>> James: THAT'S MY BAD.
FINISH THIS NAME -- KANYE.
>> WEST.
>> James: IT'S KANYE WEST.
HOW WOULD YOU KNOW THAT?
I'M NOT KANYE WEST.
>> James: OKAY, YOU DON'T NEED TO --
>> YOU DON'T NEED THE ATTITUDE, BUDDY!
YOU DON'T NEED THE ATTITUDE TIMOTHY SHALL LA MAY.
>> James: JEFF BEZOS.
ELVIS PRESLEY.
HAS BEEN DEAD 40 YEARS.
ARE EWE THINKING OF THE SAME ELVIS PRESLEY?
>> James: CAPTAIN CRUNCH.
THE STRANGER -- >> THAT'S FIVE KIDS.
ADAM LAMBERT.
>> James: SORRY?
ADAM LAMBERT, I SING WITH QUEEN, I'VE GOT A GRAMMY
NOMINATION, JAMES, I HAVE BEEN ON YOUR SHOW, LIKE, FOUR TIMES,
MAN.
( LAUGHTER ) YOU GUYS SUCK.
>> James: NOW THAT HE TAKES THE MASK OFF, I CAN SEE WHO IT
IS.
IT'S ADAM LAMBERT.
>> IT'S A GREAT GUESS.
>> James: IT'S ADAM LAMBERT.
GREAT GUESS.
>> James: DON'T WORRY, WE'LL BE BETTER AT THE SHOW WHEN THIS
ACTUALLY STARTS.
WE'LL GET THERE.
>> WE'LL BE GOOD.
>> Reggie: YOU'RE BOTH FIRED.
>> James: THAT MAKES SENSE.
I TOTALLY AGREE WITH THAT DECISION.
>> James: WE'RE BAD AT THIS.
I'M GOING TO LEAVE, THEN.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> JAMES: THANKS TO JOSH GAD AND
ADAM LAMBERT AND A SPECIAL THANKS TO QUEEN.
THEY'VE LAUNCHED THE FREDDIE METER TO SUPPORT THE MERCURY
PHOENIX TRUST AND THE FIGHT AGAINST AIDS.
CHECK IT OUT AT FREDDIEMETER.WITHYOUTUBE.COM.
DON'T GO ANYWHERE, WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK!
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( BAND PLAYING )