- [Voiceover] If you stare at it long enough,
it stops looking like balls.
(suspenseful music)
- This guy's shaved clean.
- Alright, and we've got a scrotum.
- Okay, they're taking the skin off the fucking tube?
- Oh!
- Opening the skin by tearing!
They're not even cutting it, they're tearing it?
- Oh my gosh.
- (gasps) Why is there not more blood?
- [Man on Left] I feel like we should be hearing
the theme music to "Jaws" right now.
- [Man on Left] Is he just gonna pull the ballsack?
(laughs)
- I would say this is like ripping open a Christmas present.
- Wait, so like--
- Oh, fuck! - Ahhh!
(laughs)
- God!
- That's what I was picturing.
- That's a no-no.
- Oh no, oh no, oh no!
- Oh, they're gonna cut it!
- Oh. - Damn, that was a snip.
- Why is there no blood coming out?
- (stamps foot) Ugh, man.
- Was that steam?
- Dude, like steam just came out of his nuts?
- What is that?
- Are they like burning it?
- He just cauterized the wound.
Fuck this dude, fuck this.
Oh, my God.
Oh.
- I thought it was almost done.
- They're just going at it.
They don't care anymore.
- Honestly, it doesn't even look like balls anymore.
- It does look like mozzarella.
- Yeah.
- It's looks exactly like your noodles, bro.
- God, balls are so gross.
- So where does...
where does the semen go after?
- This looks more complicated than I thought.
- Yeah, I thought they'd go in more.
- Yeah.
- I thought they were just gonna fucking rip it open.
- It's literally a very small incision.
- I thought it was gonna be messier, to be honest.
- There wasn't as much flair.
I was expecting a little more--
- [Man on Right] I was expecting just a bunch of blood
just shooting right out.
- This beats any "Game of Thrones".
- You know, for the heroes out there who've done this,
- Definitely heroes.
- We salute you.
- Let's be honest. What's scarier?
Watching this or putting a child through college?
(laughs)