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- My name is Anthony, I'm from Ontario, California,
and I'm still addicted to elotes.
My love for elotes gets stronger every single day.
Every time I take a bite,
I get reminded of my true purpose in life,
to eat as many as I can!
I eat about 20 pounds of elotes a day.
I know you're probably thinking, "That's a lot of elotes."
But not for someone like me.
You know how they say, "You are what you eat"?
They're 100% right.
About three times a day, I like to come out here
and pretend I'm an elote.
I just place them on top of me,
and then I channel their energy.
♪ Hush, little baby, don't say a word ♪
♪ Daddy's gonna buy you a Lamborghini ♪
- Who's a cute little baby?
You're a cute little baby.
I could just eat you right up.
The one thing that sucks about eloteros
is that you have to wait and hope
that they come to your neighborhood,
and I got tired of waiting.
So, like the brilliant guy I am,
I created a solution.
I invented this tracking device
that I put on the carts of all the eloteros in my area.
It was a little hard getting it on their carts,
and let's just say I got five tickets for trespassing,
but it's fine, because now, I can track their every move
with my app.
I have all the locations of all the eloteros
in the entire county.
Oh, apparently there's one on my street right now.
Hey, wait up for me!
The thing I hate the most is when it rains,
because apparently, eloteros are scared of a little water.
So I decided, why not freeze elotes,
that way, I'll always have them readily available.
They do take a couple hours to thaw,
but once they do, you got yourself fresh elotes.
- To freeze them.
- Since I've been buying elotes for so many years,
I've developed great relationships
with many of the local eloteros.
They're like family to me.
- Hey, Pablo, how's it going?
I knew you were here, 'cause I was lookin' on my app,
and you know what, never mind.
Can I get five elotes as usual?
- [Carlos] My name's Carlos, and you still haven't paid me
for all the other elotes.
- It's fine, just add it to my tab.
- [Carlos] It's been four years,
and you have paid me nothing!
- You know I'm good for it, I'll pay you when I pay you.
- [Carlos] Okay.
- And can you add more butter to this one?
- [Carlos] And I don't wanna start rumors, but
- Not only do I eat elotes,
but I also bathe with them.
I feel like it just connects us,
and we really bond.
And plus, I feel like it's good for my skin.
A lot of people don't understand my addiction to elotes.
They think it's weird, and extreme,
but if loving elotes is weird,
then I want to be weird forever.