what's with the weird hat you don't look
Jewish you must be really stingy do you
have sex through a hole in a sheet do
you have sex through a hole in a sheet
the answer to that is new
very rarely as enough I don't think it's
true either I don't think anyone this
would be a joke our Friday night dinner
table I think it came from like Jewish
men where sits it so it's like another
sheet like like the Tallis oh ha ha ha
ha sex through a hole in the sheet like
and people have seen it on a washing
line and has a hole in it obviously
because we have to put it over your head
oh that must be the sex sheet are you it
are you into having sex you have holes
in the sheet and not seeing your partner
I do know that if your husband doesn't
actually satisfy you that you are
allowed to get a divorce
kind of sounds like a fetish therefore
for multipliers there's the phrase in
the Torah they enjoy it don't use a
sheet
so you hate bacon the grease the smell
I've never had bacon anything not kosher
you sure you don't want some it's such a
good boy like literally I'm sitting here
thinking I had bacon because I'm from
well a Catholic country called Lithuania
so we don't have a big Jewish community
burn I think I'd feel embarrassed if I
was spotted eating bacon by a fellow
Jewish person I think I'd probably like
I push it under the table actually you
don't even have this kosher or halal
sections and in Lithuania for me to be
kosher it has to have a split hoof like
this and it has to choose a card which
basically needs I regurgitate beautiful
that's how I like my meat some people
are some people application in front of
their boyfriend but then when they're
not with a boyfriend before we also we
don't eat dairy with me I find kosher
laws really hard I find them really hard
to grapple with yeah they shellfish it's
hard to keep kosher salami Jewish bill
what's with the weird hats
Michael a keeper Yamaha here normally I
will wear this on a day-to-day basis see
you anywhere when you go to God
yeah pretty much I don't actually know
what this symbolizes really bad it's a
reminder that God is above us is that
all what's that no way oh it's a it's a
school cap and someone just literally
ran past him and grabbed it and he
managed to catch up with the other would
be like what does it do and how it
controls the weather you know it means
that I can levitate that someone had
told him that Jews keep money under
naked oh I don't think I'm stingy that's
all
like literally any money I have just
goes after a day really pisses me off
when people are like choose money they
always see something about money when I
say I'm Jewish all the time I think we
like we like value for money don't we we
love a deal they'll say things like so
you've got loads of money
oh so you're simply like a classic Jesus
guys are strange readings like all
you'll pay for it
you're jealous you're rich and I was
like no I'm not gonna pay for you
because oh I guess another stereotype
that you're stingy as well there's the
historical like reasons that possibly
Jews are associated with money because
we were imported to Britain for example
to be the people that collected the
tracks when other perhaps WA other
cultures don't promote that because
other cultures had much more freedom
through history basically I don't know
how much was this then 20 pounds do you
know ouch
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Jews run the world who won the world
chooses to rerun this matter I hear all
the time and not in a jokey way I think
it's one of the most really worried hair
like hell I'm most dangerous kind of
conspiracies ah classic the Jewish lobby
Jews running the world breathing you got
your job is that because you know
someone you know someone why there's
Jewish they would give you the job we do
love finding celebrity soldiers yeah
quick that is one of our favorite parts
I remember I was talking to someone
about like the American media or
something and she said well yeah you
know humor people run it and I thought
your people blatantly antisymmetric find
it really hurtful I mean most even about
in who run the world of white
middle-aged men who are not even doing
the exact fish I know people so there is
this very old stereotype belief that
matzah are being baked in selenium blood
and that fancy somatic . egg flour water
that's what mortars are made of it
immediately separates you from them
we're not all the same you know some of
us look successful some of us aren't
there are some successful Jews but they
do when you don't know you create things
right they came out of the war and they
made something from themselves from
nothing the larger sheep below whatever
hands and anything like my grandparents
weren't given anything absolutely no way
do we run the world