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- Welcome to the Cozy Craft Corner.
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Let's get right to the point
with a fun needle felting project
of an adorable little puppy.
It couldn't be an easier.
Just shape the wool, and poke.
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And there you have it.
Isn't that adorable?
And making it was so relaxing.
Now after I finish a craft, I like to immediately
throw it in the trash.
Because that's what it is.
And that's where it belongs.
Sure it was nice to forget the world
and focus my energy on this tiny thing,
but what purpose does it serve after that, huh?
Do I really need more things collecting dust on my shelves?
No.
No, I don't.
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I hope this next craft gets your stamp of approval
because we're making stamps.
Simply carve cute little shapes
into the bottom of your cork.
I'm gonna make an adorable little heart.
Now dip it in the paint.
Oh, look at that.
You can put as many as you want wherever you want.
There really are no wrong answers.
Because there are no answers.
There are no questions.
No one asked me to do this.
No one needs this.
Instead of immediately throwing this into the trash,
I think I'll put it in the shredder first.
(shredder whirs)
Oh, it's ready.
Now we can put it in the trash.
Seriously, what would I ever do with a piece of paper
with a bunch of stupid stamps on it?
Show it to someone?
Can you imagine a grown woman showing you this
in earnest and being like, look at what I made?
That's psychotic. (giggles)
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Hope this next craft gets your stamp,
I already said that.
I think this next craft is gonna break the mold.
Because it's clay.
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Let's make a giraffe.
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So cute.
Next we bake it in the oven.
About 12 minutes for every inch.
I can't wait.
(clock ticks)
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It's done!
Would you look at that?
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Well.
Oops, I almost forgot to paint it.
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There, isn't that gorgeous?
Crafting really is a joy.
But never, and I mean never,
keep something you craft.
Let's say I actually held onto that piece.
What next?
I hand them down to my grandchildren?
It gets donated to a Goodwill?
No one wants this.
No one.
Thanks so much for watching the Cozy Craft Corner.
Make sure to tune in to next week's episode,
where I burn my whole studio to the ground.
Bye, guys.
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Hey it's Jess.
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I don't have any trails to give away.
I wouldn't even know how to go about doing that.
I'd buy land I guess.
Oh God.