Ryan has got style.
>> Hi. >> Hi.
>> How are you?
>> You want to wear this?
>> It looks better on you.
>> And he's got game.
>> Ooh.
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>> Hey, it's Fat Tony.
Welcome to Thrift Haul.
A competitive fashion show where two contestants compete to see who can style
it the best on a budget.
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Today's episode, Cosplay.
Our contestants will be dressing as their favorite fictional character for ComiCon.
Whatever they picked from the Goodwill stuff in California today,
they much wear to ComiCon.
>> No.
>> But we're going to ComiCon, that's on camera, right?
Contestant number one, artist and musician Nick Thorburn.
Contestant number two, weirdo Ryan Kattner.
[NOISE] >> Weirdo?
Do that again.
>> That's what you told me to call you.
>> Yeah, all right, I'll take it.
>> Can you tell us a little bit about how you guys know each other?
>> Sure, we have a band together called Mr. Heavenly.
>> We've known each other for over a decade.
>> Y'all big on thrifting?
>> I'm into it. >> Yeah.
>> I'm into furries too.
>> This is the perfect episode for you.
>> Yeah, yeah. [MUSIC]
>> Contestants will go head to head in three rounds, a physical challenge,
a competitive shopping spree, and a fashion show.
Today, we got guest judge Caleon Fox to help figure this whole [BLEEP] out.
Mr Caleon Fox, what is cosplay?
>> So like with cosplay,
a lot of people like to dress up as their favorite characters.
A lot of people do it specifically for anime.
Speaking of anime, I've got a show called AnimeFit9000.
I work out, I get healthy, I get strong and muscular.
You should watch it.
>> He is very charasmatic.
I don't know if the camera's got that.
>> But that's not all.
The winner picks out a [BLEEP] outfit for the loser to wear and
post on their Instagram, aAnd they can never delete it.
How y'all feel about that [BLEEP]?
>> Not good.
>> Unrelated, I know he's a judge, but this guy is awesome.
>> Thank you, you try to win me over.
>> Wait a second you [CROSSTALK] >> I'm not buttering the judge up.
>> Each of you begins our competitive shopping spree with two minutes on
the clock, but if you want a little more time, I got a physical challenge for you,
you are down?
>> Let's do it.
>> Let's do it, >> Physical challenge,
you gotta look like Sailor Moon.
We got three items for you to make it happen.
Hair tie, ribbon, and face paint.
>> Do we pick on of the three?
>> Gotta use them all.
>> Shh. >> So I'll do the two minutes,
that's cool.
>> Get them the [BLEEP].
>> Ready, set, go.
>> Wait, there's a timer on this?
>> Yeah, you got 30 seconds.
>> Wait, you can just do one, I'll figure out the other one.
>> No, I got it.
>> I love the ribbons.
>> I'm already regretting this.
>> Here, do you want red cheeks?
>> Yeah, give me some red cheeks.
>> Okay, this seems painful.
>> 20 seconds. >> You guys are terrible.
>> Yeah, this isn't really working.
Here, lipstick?
>> Yeah. >> Three, two, one.
[SOUND] >> Wait,
was this a challenge against each other?
>> Yeah, y'all are going head to head.
>> So we, that's fine.
>> Caliogne, what did you think?
>> My God.
>> We got one Sailor Moon versus the other.
Who did it best?
>> All, I just have to say Nick looks adorable with the blush, but
the pigtails won me over.
I'm going to have to give it to Ryan, man, sorry.
>> I won because of Nick's help, so I don't mind giving him my time,
how much extra time do I get?
>> So you get 30 seconds.
>> Can I give him 15?
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>> That's never happened before, but [BLEEP] it, why not?
So you each got 2 minutes and 15 seconds on your clock to shop for
your cosplay outfit.
Ryan, since you won this portion, you get to choose who goes first.
>> It's only fair that the best man should go first.
>> All right.
>> Can I wash this [BLEEP] off my face or do I have to do it with?
>> Round two shopping spree.
>> I need to win for a lot of reasons but
mostly because I'm in a little bit of a legal situation, some financial debts.
I know Ryan well, I play music with him, I know him intimately.
And I know how to use my kindness as a smoke screen against him.
>> We got Nick up first.
Check it out you're gonna be judged on your creativity, your overall look and
your adherence to the theme, which is cosplay.
We're going to Comic-Con [BLEEP], you got 2 minutes and 15 seconds, are you ready?
>> I was born ready.
>> One, two and a three, you're off.
>> Start slow I like to start slow.
>> Take your time with it bro.
>> All right, I like this, this looks pretty good.
>> Fuzzy.
>> Just drop this on my head right now.
>> Just a few seconds in and he's already killing the game.
Okay. He's got some blue.
>> Gotta get a blue.
>> You got two minutes.
>> Shoes.
Sweater!
>> My god.
You see this [BLEEP]?
>> Yeah, it's garbage.
>> Bro. >> Wow.
>> But listen.
>> Big style.
>> Nick?
He's got style, bro.
>> Nick's got Nick style.
>> Big style.
>> Don't get distracted!
>> He's going for all this. >> You got a minute to go.
>> He's going for all the stuff I was going to grab!
>> Excellent.
That's a Jackie O, all right.
>> Jackie O!
>> [LAUGH] Great pick.
>> Little Michael Hutchinson belt.
>> All right, see what I like about Nick's approach is he's real calculated with it.
He's taking his time, he ain't just grabbing shit all willy nilly.
I like that a lot.
>> Ooo, I like this.
>> You bastard.
>> I'm not going to lie that's kind of fire.
>> Yeah, that's what I was going to grab.
That's not cool.
>> We got one minute left.
>> One minute.
>> Okay he's in the whites.
>> Gotta have the basics, know what I'm talking about.
>> Okay he's spinning, my god, he's spinning.
>> Gotta rethink my whole strategy now.
Shouldn't of let me go first.
>> Is it a top or is it a bottom?
>> Those look good on his legs.
>> All right now I'm panicking.
>> Five seconds, four, three, two, one.
No.
[SOUND] I think I broke this.
>> It's yours, you bought it.
>> We just saw Nick do his thing.
Your thoughts?
>> Whole lotta skirt.
>> The rumors are true. I did get a few skirts.
Figured I'm going for the Pea Monster Z, or whatever it is, so
I gotta pick some green.
[SOUND] Match.
Another skirt.
>> He had a very specific technique going on that I appreciated.
He had the Grr hat from Invaders Sim.
I'm a very huge fan of Invaders Sim, so he may have it with that one.
>> He kind of [BLEEP] you from the start.
>> He did kind of [BLEEP] me from the start.
>> Some shoes, belt, blue blouse.
>> I really like the different types of colors he got going.
He got a pink top.
>> He got a bit of everything.
>> In the heat of the moment I did grab some child size pants.
Will not being wearing those.
And then I got this nice power suit.
And these white pants.
And a sun hat to complete the look.
>> I'd like how you took off your glasses like David Caruso though.
That was cool >> You can kiss all the ass you want.
That aint gonna work.
>> Stay focused, just guide me.
We got this one, little Nick.
>> Ryan, you ready.
>> Gonna count you down.
Three, two, one.
>> Lethski.
>> Wow.
Two minutes and 15 seconds, what you got?
All right he's got a plant, okay.
Goin weird with it.
>> Okay.
>> I like that pic bro.
>> This is heavy.
>> Ryan's got style.
>> All right, all right, all right.
>> What else you got? Nick went with color so
I'm trying to go a little more.
Okay, he got the antlers, okay.
That's unique.
That's different.
>> How much time do I have? >> A minute 30, what's up?
>> Okay, okay.
>> Don't let the other customers distract you.
>> All right, you like that?
It probably won't fit.
[BLEEP] it. >> Hey, he's definitely got something
going on with his style.
[SOUND] >> Ooo!
>> Okay, little fall.
>> It took a tumble.
>> He's good, he's good. >> Gotta have the carpets and
the matching belts.
>> 50 seconds!
>> Match that carpet with your belt, bro.
>> All right.
>> Okay.
>> Ryan. >> I just need bathmats.
>> Got to have the bath mats bro.
Yes. >> You passed on it.
>> Put it in the cart bro.
>> Twenty seconds!
>> Ryan has got style.
>> Hi.
>> Hi. >> How are you?
>> You wanna wear this?
>> Looks better on you.
>> I think it could fit you.
>> And he's got game.
>> Five seconds!
[LAUGH] >> Five, four, three
>> Pressure.
>> Two >> Pressure
>> One!
[SOUND] >> A shirt.
I grabbed all brown.
I saw this, and I was like.
This is central to my theme.
>> A very different approach than how Nick went about it.
He just went straight into it, just sort of grabbing a whole bunch of things,
the more options, the merrier.
>> I like the plant.
>> Plant was awesome.
>> It'll make sense, trust me.
>> He got me the bathroom mats and the matching ties.
>> He got quite a few.
Lot of rugs, bBath mats.
>> I'm just curious to see what he's gonna do with it.
>> Does he lose points if he doesn't wear it?
>> Maybe cool points. >> Cuz they were commenting,
I got a lot of bath mats.
Always need belts, right?
Skirt.
A hat. A flash of pink.
Some color. This and a lot of other stuff.
Get ready for round 3, Nick.
You might as well leave, right, Little Nick?
>> Right. >> Aw, man.
Little Nick is shedding.
Asbestos, probably.
>> [COUGH] >> The runway.
Remember, guys, we're judging on creativity, your look, and
adherence to the theme, and the theme is cosplay, baby.
>> Ryan, bring your ass out here.
>> I'm trying.
All right, here I'm coming.
All right.
>> Hello.
>> No way, are you serious?
>> Can you tell us a bit about your character for ComiCon
>> [LAUGH] That looks.
>> When you said cosplay, which was my worse nightmare, initially I was just
gonna put on a ton of [BLEEP] and just be like Howell's moving castle, but
instead I'm that deer creature from Princess Mananoki.
So, I'm a deer creature.
>> Yes. The Shishigami.
>> Yeah, there you go. The thing that I had to kind of think on
my feet about was that I had this jacket that was going to serve as my core piece.
Nick saw me hide it.
So he busted me for cheating on that.
So I kind of had to improvise with this white vest.
>> An honest man. I love that.
>> Once I saw this.
I was like, I can work with this.
So that's why I grabbed all brown.
Not thinking that it's really hot >> That's okay.
It's fashion.
I gotta say I'm very impressed that you were able to make use of deer,
the plant and the bathmats.
I ain't never seen [BLEEP] in my life >> And
I used all the skirts to pad out these.
The good thing about this stuff is that it's really psychedelic.
I'm really starting to trip from all the heat.
>> He's really sweaty.
Yeah, this is crazy, I am sorry.
I am very impressed, highly impressed.
Cuz this is one of my favorite movies.
He's got the, the magical antlers.
Using the plant like off of the movie.
And I think there's like a tie in there somewhere.
It's a tie.
It ties it all together man.
>> Some good [BLEEP] >> Thank you very much.
>> I forgot something.
This is like a symbol of brotherly love between Nick and
myself because I honestly don't care who wins this thing.
When I was out there grabbing stuff,
I decided that my little Nick needed to have a Little Nick jacket.
>> Just like Big Nick.
So it's like little big Nick, so this is for you Nick.
>> Hey, you didn't have to stun like that, bro.
>> No it's for real.
>> Wow, well Ryan really shut [BLEEP] down.
Let's see what Nick's got.
>> Hey. >> What's up?
>> I don't know.
I don't know what I am.
>> Can you tell us a little bit about your outfit?
>> I think I'm like a cartoon grunge.
Yeah.
>> Cartoon grunge guy.
>> I'm a frog or something.
>> [LAUGH] >> I don't know anime.
>> I mean, you definitely look like an anime fan.
>> All right.
>> First what you got.
[LAUGH] >> That's a great start.
>> You look like you're going to a K-pop concert.
I only had 2 minutes, okay.
It was hard. >> I love the shoes.
Can you tell us a little bit about them?
>> I just found them over there.
>> [LAUGH] >> I don't know.
They look like snowboots or something.
>> Yeah, they're cool.
They're futuristic.
You look like you're going to a LAN party or something.
>> Okay. >> Would you tell us about the belt?
>> No.
>> I found it over there, too, it's just a belt.
>> [LAUGH] >> It's colored.
>> Okay.
>> I don't know. >> Are you layered,
you have something underneath there?
>> Yeah, I'm really hot.
I've got two skirts on, there's a green one, a pink.
>> Pull that pink back up, bro.
Yeah, let me see.
>> Let's see that green.
Damn. >> I knew it was something,
he's pretty coordinated.
>> You brought the flavor with that green, bro.
>> I was trying to match the frog.
>> You've got the pink on the dress, you see the pink tone on the hat.
>> Damn!
>> And so, when you lifted that pink up, bro, and
I saw the green complement the hat.
[SOUND] You've got something going.
I won?
>> I'm not saying all that, but, we like your outfit.
>> Alright.
>> Caleon Fox, what do you think?
Let's start with Ryan.
>> Crazy imagination.
I like Princess Mononoke.
A lot. >> Mm-hmm.
>> And I must say,
I don't know how he managed to come up with all that Within two minutes?
Pretty impressive.
>> Yeah. >> The color coordination behind it all.
Piecing everything together.
>> The [SOUND] that?
>> What did I say in the beginning?
Even though we don't know what he's going to do with it, he's got a vision and
I want him to follow that vision.
If you have a vision, don't pay attention to what people say about it.
If you know what you want to do, do it.
>> Let's talk about Nick.
>> I mean, off the bat, when he picked up the Grr hat.
Grr is a dog from a show called Invader Zimm.
I was just like, wow.
Said a lot about him. >> Nick's got style.The
green skirt under the pink skirt.
>> He was so modest about it.
>> Yeah >> He almost didn't reveal it.
Is it going to be Ryan? Is it going to be Nick?
Lets bring them out.
Ryan.
Nick.
To the runway.
Guys, y'all both did your damn thing.
Really lived to the theme of today's episode.
Which I love.
I can't thank you enough, but and I have decided on one winner.
Comicon, who's gonna turn the most heads?
Is it gonna be Ryan? Is it gonna be Nick?
>> After thinking about it for the past 47 seconds.
I'm gonna have to give it to Ryan.
>> It's gonna be Ryan.
I feel so beautiful.
>> Thank you, thank you.
>> Nick don't cry, it's cool.
You can still go to Comic COn.
>> Nick don't forget you've got style don't ever forget that Nick.
>> I literally am chocked up because I can;t breath.
>> Rob I'm gonna naeed you to pick out an outfit for Nick for his Instagram.
>> I'll be kind, I'll be kind.
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Hey Nick I got you something to match your little Nick.
>> My little Nick?
>> And then here's a little Nick outfit.
>> [APPLAUSE] >> We're all winners here at thrift haul.
>> Ryan, going to need you to take a peek.
A peek of his instagram.
>> Sure.
>> Nick remember the rules.
You can't delete it.
Work it Nick.
>> I tried to manipulate Ryan and I underestimated him.
And I got played.
I didn't see that coming.
>> Ryan Cadner the game is yours.
Big shout out to Caleon Fox, Nick, and Ryan for rocking with us today.
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>> I changed my mind about the makeup.
I wish I had left it on.
So flattering.
>> I'm a natural beauty. I don't need makeup.