All right, good luck. Thank you very much indeed. This is a fairy tale of love. Thank you.
This is the story about love when a guy meets a girl in the bar. He sees the girl he looks at her
All he wants to say it's a great day
She looked lovely the dress that night she was wearing was (song plays)
She Wasn't looking at it. So he showed her his best dance moves
freedom
She comes over and she says to him hey you look thirsty. You wanna a drink, What you want?
One of the things what you want, yeah
Why?
fair enough
The girl looks to the guy and says I'm sorry. I've gotta go tot the toilet Don't go he says please don't go
Suddenly the girl comes back
The girl laughs at a the guy and says Hey wanna come back to my place for coffee. The guy says hey!
The guy's got to the girl and now they've been together for 45 years
It's a fairy tale Pablo. Thank you. Oh
Cool, Ricky you are born insane
It's really really funny
Physically great, and it's in a very original routine
I think it'll appeal to a lot of people then I really really enjoy each other I
Thought it was a really innovative act
we've not had anything like it on the show before since I'm under see you to be able to think outside the box and be
Unique is a big thing so as a piece of education
It was very good when you are a good dancer
I
Don't know what you walk down that too unless of course you're gonna. Do jokes. I was absolutely dreading it
But ingredient, you made me laugh out loud because I like the look
Take a good look 10
Wiki is a very easy yet. Thank you. Thank you
Thank you, obviously I was gonna say yes
All right a moment to be here. Yeah, all right other things be here. I mean yeah
What's your [name]?
And my name is a grave well the only film in or get or what people they need full names Michael grandage
But everybody calls me grain in fact. I didn't even know we're called Michaels is about 11 cuz no
And then it took me a year to figure out how to spell it because it's it's an awkward run-in
You're very likable very
Actually the genesis give you a compliment. You're very likable
Yeah, okay Michael what you gonna do
What am I going to do? I'm Gonna?
Yeah, you I'm going to I'm going to play the organ, and then I'm going to play and sing well Splain eogan
So the organ playing is what you'd like to be doing a full time
The organ playing yes. Yeah, I play Milligan. Yeah
Daddy
Let's start with my age
I'm 46 years old, but here's a sign you're getting old when you go to an empty bar and you go I love this place
Place is dead when you hang out
Here's another sign of old I currently play on an over 40 men softball league
this is true nine out of 12 guys on our team had injuries this past year, but
We're all old so none of their injuries were from playing the game
P trump be the third Baseman blew out his acl stepping over a baby Gator through in the morning
Honey, I think another reason why I feel old as a 46 with a six year old and a one year [old] you know like
There's a lot of acting involved in being a dad. You know a lot of pretending you care. I
think I could win an oscar for some of my
Performances in my own living room the category would be is nominees for best caring in a non caring situation by a father
Joe Luke's father for saying yeah, that really is a cool leaf
Best part about being a parent it's really easy to have a good time once you have kids because all you have to do is
Not be with your kids
As soon as you walk out your front door. You're like are we in the bahamas
That's it for me. Thank you
Are you giving Dad a thumbs up?
I can get that a thumbs up to
[know] how hard that joke let's do it might run sitting right there like I had that a pep talk with him yesterday
I pulled him aside and Mike listen luke. I'm gonna be making fun of you up there
You know what I like about you you're teaching your kid early on that life suck
What do you think Joey how long have you been doing this?
25 years what in five here. Yes for me. Can't wait to see you again
Do you got?
Welcome to America's got talent hello hello, and what is your name? My name is Dustins
Dojo, and I'm a trained black belt, and I learned to be a black belt at Roger Baker's taekwondo and Pizza, Pensacola, Florida
This is my friend Terry, and I am his Sensei
When I moved here from pensacola, I didn't have very many friends and terry did not have very many friends either I
Saw his mom harriet at the parlor and she said that she had a son named Carrie and we instantly became friends
I think over here work because there's less people
What we do is very hard and not anyone can do it you make a living [she's] [neurotic] my job is a karate expert
I met crying videos each other people how to fight off attackers
How long have you been doing this I've done karate since I was in the sixth grade
And what belt do you have any degreaser?
no!
What's one thing is one of my specialties?
My first dream is to be a car expert in to teach everyone in the whole world how to fight off attackers
And then my other dream is to star in Arathi movie
Okay, well
Yeah, yes the greatest thing I've ever seen why are you always turning around?
You never know where there's going to be an attacker. You'll have to be on guard
Are you worried that you're going to get attacked here? Yeah, and all you
Guys are good what oh?
Are you going to do a demonstration? Yeah today? We're going to do three different things first
I'm going to break wood and Terry's going to hold it
and then
Um then we're going to break the world record for most full extension punches thrown at 60 seconds
And then finally I'm going to throw a karate combo and I least expect it Terry's going to throw sold to my eyes
I'm going to fight through the pain
Fat pads if you don't get it as you can see I handled that pretty well
oh
Mr.. Damon, are you?
I'll tell you something that is the most of it laughs me, too
funny
anyone there, oh
Come on
I'm only
Saying this for the benefit of my fellow judges who hit the x these two guys are comedians?
There in the tradition of the three stooges yet what they've done here is lampooned
to the t
Everything that goes on in a martial arts studio where it's Aerogarden service
Jerry was looking for an attacker
That's what I mean, I
Love a laugh I get that is meant to be comedy. I get that it's meant to be ruin it to me
It wasn't funny to me it was annoying
To remind me of one of these boys that one of my son brings home. Yes, I am plain age
You know the times that I don't want to invite back to the house
if
Dustin if you are lucky enough to move forward. Do you have plans for the next round? Yes?
We have very many other skills and abilities and if we go through to the next round all of your dreams will come true
Doctor I think what you do is amazingly funny. I love you. I'm giving you a yes
I loved it as well and and I'm giving you a big enthusiastic a
New belt would have no to the marketplace and customer at all for me. It's a big
I thank you I fail
I mean, I just I didn't get it and I didn't find it funny and I like to laugh
And that wasn't funny to me cousin. Oh, I am sorry that that means that you can get through our
Powers we have to know you know you know I've got the golden buzzer here
Haha, then what is putting?
is
How long it only allows me to go his buzzer what perceive it and he had used it four times
I cut it to you these days do not
disappointment, you're not disappointed
Harvest season 9 let's go you guys missed the boat on that one
Okay, now listen
Don't embarrass me or the next time out there. We will not do that
Are you to go [home] and practice we will practice for many hours? All right good? I think you're not today
Look, I think it's family it is anointing
Were they going where you going where we going?
Hello
hello, and who are you we are the chip and double it's right and
And what's your dream? All of you our dream is to express the talent that we have great best of luck. Thank you very much
Mac of the Little Circle, thanks unless the ship and double
Yeah
Have a ball
you
Oh, do they
now
Simon, what [did] you think of that?
well, I
Thought I don't know who the last one was because he doesn't know anything like anyone
Please um this was in a way one of my favorite
here issue
Now I mean the bubbles you know you all being revealed
What do you do if you make it rich the next round we got in problem. It are they lined up for you
You're going to be really
This is weird. I don't like it. Okay peers seriously. That's the prize value
Entertainment value yeah, that was genius absolutely
It was very funny very surprising some of you of course on the Middle one in particular
Being here something. Oh absolute
What yes 3 s's?
you
Hello. Good evening. Good evening to you. What is your name?
My name is Paul Sudden nice to meet you welcome to America's got talent. Thank you
Happy to be here, and what is your ass? What is your talent? I'm going to do some ventriloquist
Oh, I love that word so hard to say, but acquitted. You said you have to say Neisseria
ventriloquism
And tourism went well equisetum when tourism I see your lips moving
Well, you know that as I'm truly quit won. America's got talent. I saw that Terry terry sater
I think he makes like a hundred million a year very cool. I here in las. Vegas. Okay. Is that your dream
Yes, why don't you a dream?
Hundred million that is more than I own at the moment. Yeah Sark was one on winning this one, okay?
We can't wait to see it. Thank you
You know you can have fun being a ventriloquist, right?
This is what I like to do to
Confuse [the] sound man in the sound check and make him think the microphone has gone out of sync
Hello
Hello, hello
It's not work
Hey, John, would you please welcome my friend Sam?
Susan Sam said [okay]. No not me them. Oh, my ride back some here. We are America's got talent
Americans kind of hurting people each of the judges. That's very rude
right
Right right, whoa wait whoa? Whoa? Whoa right there? All started new wit. You ever look at the mouth I?
Don't get all of your mouth. You're moving
With it. Yes, but you can't
move
my mouth
so [I'm]
Cannot lift it would you not talkin? I'm talkin there boy. You're not that good
No homework look at the motor is what now hello?
Hi, hi
Come on. You two ladies coming back to my sister's
love love
so now once you have perfect you never go back I
Apologize I'm out of a few much all right boy. Want to come back out. No, I'm going to move on with a Thursday
hahahaha
Just ignore me
Okay
Look stop copying me something is look yep. Here is the debit. Copy it stop it stop it stop it
You're legit. Yeah
You're an idiot I
Can't do that, though
I'd like to pose. No me out here. I'm a grown man. Any you're onstage having a conversation with [them] luggage
And you're going for it
That's all from me. Give me that please
Wow, I mean Paul. That was a really really really good, and yes, you're right
We were all staring at your mouth, and it was not moving specific
Not only were you a good ventriloquist. You are great ventriloquist and here's why all eyes are on you and you're up for real?
inspection and you came through five star inspection
I'm excited about that performance and you participating in America's I?
Mean I think you just did everything and everything really really well
I mean you got all those four to stand up you captured
Everybody in this room. Which is a hard thing to do bloody great
That mel the things you like it in case you don't understand the accent
You were funny. You're talented seem like a really nice guy you do I want to be a friend
Alright guys the four of us gave him a standing ovation. Let's just [vote] together right without moving our lips one two three
When we get close over by that was good?
Yeah