Excuse me class. What are you doing?wasn't that like a tornado drill or something? Yeah?
I've never heard of sound like that before my life. What?
No guys, that's the bell for when class is over. Oh
Cool, the school's over it only felt like 44 minutes. No. No that's the bell for this class
Now you move on to the next class oh
My god, this is junior high guys alright. There's multiple classes. This is just one subject clear
So do the other teachers just come to us and keep the hell out of my class now
I'm reaching your high ever all right blam view junior high for the last dance of the night. Let's go with ladies choice
Hi Jared do you want to dance? uh sure
I
Don't know
Oh, well, we've got you first of all don't stand so close. We're South Asia. We don't know if cooties are real or not yeah
and no physical contact
Hover hands the hover hands!
Good job, but no eye contact. Yeah, and make sure to dance really slow the slower you go the cooler you look
Aww my voice is getting deeper
Okay, so we'll finish lunch but now what? Yeah, since we don't have recess anymore like what are we supposed to do?
We just have this awkward period of time. we could just sit here and judge each other
Yeah(all together) Wow Zoe I guess you've never heard of acne medication.
Hey, Jordan. Have you apologized to your parents for making them get divorced yet?
Hey, Danielle, you know when you're 12 years old you can't call it, baby fat anymore. It's just called gross.
Hey Zack, what did you have for lunch?
bad breath?
Okay, so it feels good judging others
But it feels bad being judged so maybe if I'm the meanest then I'll never have to feel bad. Yeah
Yeah, we should.
Logan Paul and Jake Paul are the same person, but anyway I wanted to talk to you about something
Yeah? I just don't think we should be friends anymore. What? It's just high schools coming soon
And I don't think we're gonna end up in the same clique. What do you mean?
I feel like I'm way more of a theater kid whereas you're like a student council geek or sorry nerd
Anyway, I'm gonna go practice for my clique and sing some musicals down the hallway.
(singing)
I keep forgetting my locker combo!
Hey, Darren, nice lunch. Did your sexy mom pack it for you?
Yeah, I mean no no what no I don't think my mom's sexy.
She has huge tits, and we bang all night. That's great. That's hilarious
Yeah, and she kisses my private parts a million times, then we spoon hard. That's cool...
Yeah, and then she puts her tits in my ass, and we French out. oh that's grea...
Hold on. Wait what?
Did you just say she puts it in your ass?
Oh, maybe and then like frenching out like you guys are kissing while her boobs are inside of your butthole?
Yeah, that's not even possible Dylan
Get out of here, Dylan. You don't even know what you're talking about
Hold on so like does that mean like the boobs are supposed to go somewhere, I think so, No idea
Does recess still exist?
Okay, you can let me out right here.
I'll just drop you off at the front. No I want to be let out here!
Excuse me mister. Why are you acting this way. I'm in middle school mom okay? can't let other kids know that I have parents!
Kenny's got Parents. Shut up so do you guys. Zack doesn't!
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