-I want to talk about the biggest news.
You're engaged.
-I am. -This is fantastic!
Hey! Congratulations.
-Thank you. -Congratulations.
-Yes, John Stamos and I finally decided.
-[ Laughs ] Oh, my God.
Wow, finally. -He's so handsome.
He's going to grow the mullet back for me.
-He is a good-looking dude, man.
-I met a woman, and it's great.
She's younger than me, which I know is shocking, but --
[ Light laughter ]
She's beautiful. She's wonderful.
-Yeah, good for you. -And you have love.
You have beautiful love. -I do have love, yeah.
Did you -- I mean, how was the proposal?
What did you do, anything special?
-Well, I don't think I did it perfectly.
Because I am -- You know, I'm half --
You're supposed to do half your age plus seven
in L.A. and New York.
That's the legal show biz --
-That is not an equation that anyone knows.
-It's in the law books.
In the Beverly Hills court. -Yeah.
-We were up in Big Sur, and I had the ring in the safe,
and we were watching "Stranger Things" on the iPad,
and I paused it.
And I don't think I did things right.
And I got on -- -So far it's going great.
Yeah, sounds romantic.
-What's more romantic than "Stranger Things"?
-Yeah.
-So we're in the Upside Down, and --
[ Laughter ]
That was right before. But anyway, so --
Sorry, sorry. Peace, love.
So, wait, wait, sorry.
-Peace and love. No, sorry, yeah.
-So I got on one knee, and I-I didn't phrase it right.
I said, "I would like to be with you
for whatever days I have left."
[ Laughter ]
-Just morbid!
-I didn't mean it -- -That is morbid.
-And it didn't sound good. -No!
-And she said, "Would you please rephrase that?"
And I -- [ Laughter ]
And I said, "Yes, I want to spend our lives together,
and I love you," and all that.
I was just talking to you separately, saying I love you.
-Oh, sorry. Oh, yeah.
How is the -- How is the family? How are the daughters?
They're probably grown up, out of the house.
They're old. They're 95, 82.
-Wow.
-Really old. -Beautiful.
Oh, my God.
-I have -- You have two, right?
-I have two little girls, yeah.
-And I have three big girls, but they're still my babies.
They're 31, 28, and 25.
-They're here in New York?
-Two are, and one's in the West Coast.
And they're all artists.
They're all incredibly talented at art.
All different kinds of art. -Hey, that's great.
-My middle daughter just chose a new medium.
So she calls me up and says,
"I'm working in a new art medium."
And I said, "What is it?"
And she says, "I blow glass."
And I said, "I'm a comedian. You have to change vocations."
[ Laughter ]
I literally said that.
That was a big word for me, "vocation."
-Yeah, no, absolutely.
-And then I told her last night
that I was going to mention that on the air, so I'm sorry, Lara.
[ Laughter ]
I'm really sorry.
I never mention my kids' names, but I feel bad.
She said, "Don't do that, Dad."
-No, you have to. That's what a dad's job is.
You have to embarrass your kids.
"Fuller House," congratulations on this.
It's coming up for a fourth season?
-Yeah. -Dude, "Fuller House."
-It will never go away.
-I know. I mean, did you ever think that that would happen?
-Stamos did. I did not.
-That is great. -It's gonna last --
My joke is, which is in my special --
Well, we'll get to that.
The joke is, one day it'll be "Fullest House."
It'll just be me in an urn by the window.
That's what it'll be. [ Laughter ]
I think I've overdone that joke.
-No, it's great. It's fantastic.
-It is. The kids can watch it.
I like being able to do stuff that goes off the rails
and also do stuff that's for families.
So you can sit down and watch stuff with your kids.
-And then you're directing this movie.
You directed a film.
How do you have time to do all this stuff?
-I did. Well, we made six months --
Seven years I tried to get it made.
And it's called "Benjamin," and it comes out in the fall.
And I had a wonderful cast,
and it's about something that means a lot to me.
It's about a 15-year-old boy that we believe is on drugs,
and so it's -- but it's dealt with as a dark comedy.
And so you find out -- What I think is important --
The reason I wanted to make it is that the parents,
the adults are -- we got to examine ourselves
to help these 15-year-old kids that are out there,
that are growing up in this crazy world that we're in.
-Yeah, exactly, you don't really think about that.
-It's getting applause in my head.
[ Cheers and applause ]
-That's good.
-But I meant it.
-Let's talk about this. Are you so psyched?
You have a comedy record.
-It's vinyl.
-I love vinyl, dude. Vinyl is --
-I want to come out on floppy,
and I want to come out on CD-ROM.
-CD-ROM. -8-track.
-Well hopefully, if it does well,
it'll come out on CD-ROM, yeah.
-God willing.
There's a cassette in my future.
-Obviously, I know you for a long time, and we're just fans.
I mean, you put me on the phone with Rodney.
I'll never forget that. -Yeah.
-Rodney Dangerfield. And it's just -- I mean --
But now you have a record. I mean, you're on the --
You're in my collection. A lot of people's collection.
-I'm thrilled. And it's been doing really well.
People are -- Because I just -- I do what you want to do,
which is entertain people,
especially during this crazy world we're in.
But this thing, it's on Amazon Prime,
so you can buy groceries while you're watching it.
-[ Laughs ] That's not what it does.
-Oh, that's not what it is? -No.
-But this thing is --
The fact that they made a vinyl out of it.
-I didn't know that you played guitar and sang.
-Since the beginning, since I was 17 years old.
I'd seen Martin Mull doing comedy songs, and then I --
-Oh, love Martin Mull.
-I'm working on a documentary about him, directing it.
-Really? -Yeah. Anyway, comedy music.
There's four songs on this special,
and the last one is called
"We've Got to Be Kind to Each Other."
So that's kind of my "Give Peace a Chance,"
and it involves stuff below my waist, as well,
so everybody's happy.
-You know what I like about one of the tracks here?
Someone from the crowd just yells out, "We need you, Bob!"
And you go, "As long as you need me, I'll be there for you."
That's pretty cool, man.
I know that wasn't written, but I love you, buddy.
Bob Saget, everybody!
Check out his comedy special "Zero to Sixty"
on Amazon Prime Video.