-And finally, it is Tuesday, guys.
It is time for "WeTweet."
Here we go!
-♪ WeTweet ♪
♪♪
♪ WeTweet ♪
-Welcome to "WeTweet."
This is where we, as a group,
decide something that we should post on Twitter.
I'm gonna show you five different tweets,
and we're all gonna vote on
whether you like each one or not.
You all have voting clickers at your seats.
Yeah, I see you grabbed them already.
Perfect. You can vote for all of them.
You can vote for none of them, as long as you have fun.
I mean, that's what it's all about, really.
We're gonna see the results live, so I can tell
who's really playing the game and who's not.
Higgins, Roots, you all have your clickers?
-Got it, got it. -Oh, yeah.
-Tariq, you've been pretty good. -I have been --
Well, I've been damn good. -Yeah.
I'd say you're in the 90 percentile.
-Yeah, man. -Higgins, I put you in the
maybe 70 percentile. -Sure.
[ Laughter ]
But, I mean, you could up your game tonight.
-I'm going to. I'm gonna get 100% of this one.
-All right, here we go. -Whoa.
-Yes! -Whatever tweet gets
the most likes, we're gonna tweet it out live on the show,
so that you can all like it, and we can WeTweet it.
-Oh. [ Cheers ]
-It's a shared experience. You guys ready for this?
The first tweet is...
[ Light laughter ]
-Ooh. -Yeah.
[ Laughter ]
I think we all know the answer to that one.
♪♪
-I mean, there's a lot of discussion.
There's discussion.
I'm gonna give it thumbs up just 'cause why not.
-You'll only get two. -Well, you know it's not working
when you have to ask your tailor to get, "Yeah, yeah, yeah,
I need a little extension on the Fitbit."
So, yeah. -No, let out your Fitbit.
-That's correct. -You're giving a thumbs up?
-Absolutely, I am. -A pity thumbs up.
-That makes one. -Yeah.
[ Laughter ] -You think it's --
You think it's a landslide?
-Ahmir gave it a thumbs up, too, so I think two.
-Yeah, 'cause he's a -- he's a caring, giving dude.
-Yeah, not a landslide.
-I'm gonna say less than 50 people.
-Yeah. The opposite of a landslide.
-Yeah. -Mudslide.
[ Laughter ]
-That's technically a landslide. -That's basically a landslide.
-It's not mud, though. -No, it's not.
Okay. You're thinking really bad.
Under 50? -Yes.
-All right, let's see the results.
Votes are in.
-Whoo! [ Sad tuba ]
[ Audience "Oohs" ] Whoo-hoo-hoo.
Another one! -Tough audience.
Tough audience. Tough audience.
They're, like, really making decisions.
Again, these, yeah, okay, vote on things for fun, too.
Yeah, okay. [ Laughter ]
All right. So, that one's not --
we're not gonna wetweet that. -Right.
Let out your Fitbit? It has a strap on it.
-There you go, yeah. [ Laughter ]
-You don't need to let it out.
It's already adjustable. You know what I mean?
-Yep. -What's that?
-Like, I went to the tailor, said, "Can you let out my belt?"
-Yeah. -No, it doesn't work,
because my belt is -- it's adjustable with a strap.
-The results are already in. You're not -- there's no --
-I'm just saying. All right.
I don't want to beat a dead horse.
I'm sorry. You know what?
Yeah, my fault. I'm bad.
Go.
-You don't want to beat a dead horse?
-No, I don't. But...
-But seriously, though. [ Laughter ]
After the show, if... -Yeah, but, you know,
while we're here... "Let out my Fitbit."
Okay. And also, you don't go
to a tailor for a Fit-- [ Laughter ]
-Never mind, never mind. -No, I do.
-Right, sure. -I do.
-Yeah. Yeah, sure, you do.
-Yeah. -Yeah.
-That's right. I go talk to my tailor every day.
[ Laughter ]
-Your solid-gold Fitbit band. [ Laughter ]
-We make jokes. -Yeah, it's diamond encrusted.
-Yeah. -Yeah.
-We make jokes, yeah.
-You and your tailor chat.
-All right, here we go.
So you don't have to vote for that one.
But here's the other ones.
[ Laughter ]
Okay. How about this one here?
[ Light laughter ]
♪♪
-[ Laughing ]
-No.
-This is gonna be the opposite of last week.
-Dude, I think all these are yours this week, Jimmy.
-No, no. What you do mean all of these are mine this week?
[ Laughter ]
"You're putting in werk." -How did you write these?
-W-E-R-K. -Yeah, "werk."
-Werk. -Like Luke.
-Yep, I think this one's gonna be up past at least 40.
-It might be 43. -I'm gonna say it's like 50%.
50/50 on this one. Let's see this results.
-50 perc--
Whoa! -Oh, man!
♪♪
It's a lot of werk.
Glasses, mask -- a lot of werk.
Too much werk for the ears.
I like that one. Not bad.
All right, next one here says...
[ Laughter ] -Yeah.
♪♪
-[ Laughs ] -Yeah.
-It's hard writing jokes. -Yeah, it really is.
I don't feel good about this. Let's see the results.
-Oh, my goodness! -I love you guys.
I love you guys. You're playing the game.
All right. How about --
How about this next one here?
I think you might like this next one. Ready?
[ Laughter ]
-That's a good one.
♪♪
-Some people are dancing to this one.
Some people are dancing to this one.
This one feels promising. -Yeah, this was really good.
-I feel like everyone came in together.
-Yeah. -They united on this one.
We just united the States of America right now...
-Yeah. -...on this tweet.
Let's see the results.
Oh!
[ Cheers and applause ] -Whoo-hoo-hoo!
-All right, here's the last one. Here it says...
[ Laughter ]
♪♪
-I'm gonna give that a yes, too.
-I think -- -I love that one.
-I think that's the winner.
I think that is the actual winner.
-You think that's the winner more so than chickpeas?
-I said it after we all voted. -All right.
-I did not influence the vote.
I just got -- Someone just did this to me.
-Wow. [ Laughter ]
-I do not agree.
I think it's gonna be almost a landslide.
-What was the last one? What was the last one?
-What was the last one? 160 something?
-182. -182.
-182. -Wow.
-I'm gonna say this is 1-- 1-- 190.
-Ooh. Let's see it.
-Okay. -Wow.
-1-9-0.
-Let's see the results.
Oh! -Oh!
[ Cheers and applause ]
-It only takes one! That's what I'm talking about!
Yeah!
Very nice.
I'm gonna post this during the commercial break.
If you see it on your feed, give it a like,
give it a wetweet, and enjoy.