- Gorgeousna.
- My two weaknesses, and they just combined it.
- I'd like a sweet bean paste!
Oh! (laughs)
- (PvF) We've been summoned...
- To another world, perhaps?
- It's time to cook, Campfire Cooking.
- (PvF) For a Try Not To Eat.
- Campfire Cooking In Another World With My Absurd Skill!
- Oh my God! - Yes, yes!
- Go off, go off, go off, go off!
- Yay!
- This is my new Food Wars.
The show I watch to get hungry.
- Yes, this is like the new Food Wars.
- The show I watch to get hungrier.
- (gasps) Ooh. - Yay.
(Ed laughs)
- Oh yeah, you gotta keep it secret, shh.
- Where does he put...
- Oh, it's the stew!
- Ooh, look at it!
- Oh my God, gimme the food, ya crazy man!
- Ugh, it looks so good.
- Ooh! - What in the hell?
- That looks so good! I just want...
Did we cook this on a campfire?
- Mmm! - Mmm.
- Ugh, yum.
- (gasps) It sounds good.
- (laughs) This is so cute.
- (PvF) Mukouda might be an ordinary salary man,
but he does have one incredibly absurd skill, cooking,
and this bacon, cabbage, potato, and sausage stew
sure beats any campfire cooking you've ever had.
- ♪ Ladle, ladle, ladle ♪ ♪ (Jair yodels) ♪
- Was this cooked on a campfire?
- (PvF) Yes. - Great.
- See, if I hold on to the ladle, she can't get any. (laughs)
- Oh yeah. - You go, Glen Coco.
- I'm going for it.
- Oh, you're going for it? - Yeah!
- Nicole. She said that she wanted to win.
I gotta help her, okay?
- Just a little sausage. - Mmm!
- Mmm, a little saucy sausage. - Mmm, look at that jiggle.
A little bite.
- Look, look, look, look, look! You see this, now you don't.
It's gone. (laughs) (Jaime whimpers)
It's gone, see look, don't even worry about it.
- It smells so good, oh my gosh.
- It does smell incredible.
- This is so cute. - Hmm.
- But don't you want to eat it because of the presentation?
Like, this is so cool.
- What do you think?
I mean, like part of me is like just hold out, like,
what's the worst that could happen? You know?
- Right, like what could the punishment be?
- (PvF) What would you do with the power of online supermarket?
- I don't even know. I would eat out.
I would get quote unquote takeout, like the stuff that he heats up.
- Yeah, like he just orders the little bentos.
- Look at this, Chris, I mean, just look at this.
- Mmm. (buzzer)
- Mmm.
- Ooh, it's good! (Ed laughs)
I was so thirsty!
- (PvF) You're passing Mukouda's food?
- Yes, yes. - Nicole.
- Wait did you just... (laughs)
I had no idea until I like heard it kinda slosh around
in your mouth for a second!
- I'm a firm believer that the reward is gonna be
something absolutely delicious.
- Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God!
- Mmm, the texture with the meat just complements it very well.
- Fine! (buzzer)
(Jair laughs)
- Ed never eats.
- (PvF) I know, he's so predictable. - Boo!
- (PvF) Boo!
- Nicole, can you move on to the next food, please? (laughs)
- Please.
- Mmm! - Mmm.
- Boo me, please. Boo me more, boo!
- Boo, boo!
- I'm gonna hold.
- I'm in it to win it today. - ♪ Bum, bum bum bum ♪
♪ (playful music) ♪
- Uh! - (gasps) Oh, is this the breakfast?
- Okay, great start.
- It's a steak!
- Oh my God.
- Ooh! - Oh!
- (beat boxes) Ooh!
(Jair gasps) - Look at that fluffy boy!
- Right!?
- Ooh.
- Oh, it's nice and medium rare.
- Yep, yep, with the sauce. Aww, why do you do this to me?
- Nom nom nom nom nom nom nom! - That's literally gonna be me!
That's gonna be me! That's gonna be me!
- Yeah, that's gonna be all of us.
- Yep.
- Om! - Ooh, ooh.
- Om!
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Yeah, yeah.
- Look at how cute he is!
- One's garlic, is the other daikon? - Garlic flavored steak sauce!
- Am I weird for not liking steak sauce?
- (PvF) Yes. (Jaxon laughs)
(Izzy gasps)
- Gorgeousna.
- I am legitimately panicking right now. (laughs)
- (PvF) When Fel is hungry, Fel needs food.
Thankfully this steak donburi has two different sauces,
a savory garlic steak sauce,
and a sweet and spicy daikon citrus sauce.
How could you not want to eat this up?
- And how could you not want to eat this up, Ed?
(buzzer)
(Ed sighs)
- You want to win? - Yeah.
No! (laughs)
- (Jair) Is this how guys feel about boobs?
- Ooh!
- Ooh! - This looks so good.
- Ooh!
- We're fine. We're fine.
- I'm getting a little hot. Ugh.
- Ooh, ooh!
- Mmm!
- That looks so good, too, with the egg like right in the middle.
- You definitely wanna pop that egg yolk.
- Of course not, who would want to?
- Ooh, look at it flow. This is naughty.
- Okay, I wanna try it. I want it in my mouth.
- Do it. (laughs) - Oh. (laughs)
- Mmm! - Mm-hmm.
- I'm gonna hold on.
- (PvF) Jaxon... - Ooh, yellow. (laughs)
- (PvF) You could have four beautiful rounds of food.
- One, two, three, four. (laughs)
(Jaime gasps) (group laughs)
- Wait, I just saw it, no!
(buzzer)
- Mmm.
- Mmm. - Wow!
- (PvF) No, Ed? - Mm-mm.
- You want to win. - I do.
- Look at me, you want to win!
- Do I? - You want to win!
- I don't think so! - I wanna win!
- Mm-hmm, mm-mm-mm. - (laughs) It's so good!
- (PvF) I'm just treating you. - Right.
- (PvF) How you treated Jaxon during the Studio Ghibli episode.
- (laughs) I was so mean to Jaxon.
Just eat it.
- Shut your mouth. - Just enjoy it, you just said...
- Wow!
- (PvF) Jaxon, this is for you!
Jaime, you think one prize is gonna be better than this?
- Don't do this to me, Nicole, please.
- Ooh!
Mmm! (laughs)
- I'm not eating it!
- The swirling is good, the swirling is good.
- Oh, it smells so good. - Look right, no, look!
Look... (Jaime laughs)
Look away!
We need the next one, 'cause this is killing us right now.
- Next one, please.
- (gasps) Is it the orc meat?
- Oh my goodness.
- Oh, which one is it?
Which one is it? - Is it the steak?
- Which one is it?
- Okay, slice it thin.
- Mmm, you've got the right idea.
Okay.
- Oh. - Yep, yep!
- Is this what I think it is? - No, it's got it...
- No!
(Izzy gasps) - Mmm!
- Ooh, the egg fried?
- I just said I can't handle katsu. (laughs)
- Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm!
- Stop.
I forgot, I haven't, man...
- Ooh! - I have to re-tap into this show.
(Izzy barks) - Oh my gosh!
- And what a great innovative way to use your leftovers.
- Mm-hmm.
Two different types of pork! - Impressive.
- Oh my goodness, what the heck? - (gasps) Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!
- (gasps) And a little bit of cucumber to freshen up the flavors.
- (PvF) After hunting down orcs all night, Fel is rewarded
with a fried orc tonkatsu topped with a meaty Bolognese sauce.
It's the perfect way to use up leftovers.
- My two weaknesses and they just combined it.
- ♪ Meaty bolognese ♪ - Let's not even talk.
(buzzer) - ♪ Ooh ♪
(buzzer)
- Oh my goodness. - Mmm.
- Thanks orcs. (buzzer)
We appreciate you.
- I just can't, I don't know.
- She didn't, oh...
- I just orgasmed.
- You just orc-gasmed. (laughs)
- Do you feel like Lord of the Rings would have been different
if they all realized orc was delicious?
- Oh yeah. (Ed laughs)
Very different story.
- I can't, I can't, I really can't do this today.
- Look. - I cannot.
- This is fire. (both laugh)
- Can confirm, the pasta meat sauce with the tonkatsu.
- Bolognese on top of a tonkatsu? - Honestly, werk.
- She said she didn't wanna eat it.
She's not gonna eat it, okay?
- Mmm. - The meat on meat, bro.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm!
- Chef Ash, my complements, babe, wow!
- (PvF) I'll bring the steak donburi back for you.
- No, stop it, stay there! - Oh no! (laughs)
- Stay there!
- (PvF) Just for you, Jaxon.
Well, what do you think of orc?
- Delicious.
(Ed laughs)
- Stand against Chef Ash, I stand against food.
This means war.
Don't you do that, don't you do that to her.
(Jair gasps)
- Oh yes, he did! He did, wow, you called it!
You freaking called it!
- Yes, I just said that! - Sweet breads,
a giant plate of sweet breads.
- I just said I would love some sweets right now, yes!
- Oh God, it's the bread.
I knew it, oh, it's the melon bread, oh!
- Melon bread.
(table thumping)
- Ow! (both laugh)
- That's so fair. - Ugh.
- What the heck?
- This isn't meat!
- Me, me!
- He has the gift of healing. - Ugh.
- Well, he heals himself, you know what I mean.
- Yes, more!
- See, and it's best that I don't have a sweet tooth!
It's great, it all works out.
- Uh, I'd like a sweet bean paste.
Oh! (laughs)
- Ah! Oh God!
- You got little tayaki, you got some...
- Don't touch it!
- Wait a second, oh, I love these!
Oh my gosh!
- (PvF) The goddesses and Fel love these Japanese sweets,
especially the dorayaki, and you will too!
- Just look at this. - Oh yeah.
- I want a little bit of this!
- Please, you said you wanted to win, I gotta help you.
- But these are like all of my favorites.
I don't think you understand.
- I'll take whatever side you don't want.
- I think you should take the big one.
I regret it. (laughs) (buzzer)
- Ooh! - Instantly.
(buzzer)
- Oh.
- This is the best thing I've had that's sweet in a long time.
- Is it like eating a dream? - Mm-hmm.
- It looks great.
- I know, look at the green color!
- Dorayaki! Woah, woah, woah!
Oh my God!
That is, wow! (Ed laughs)
- They got the wrong order, okay?
We ordered just the box, you put stuff in it, okay? (laughs)
Wrong thing!
- This isn't bad, but the strawberry is very strawberry.
- Oh, oh! It, oh!
- (laughs) One more time?
- I'm violent right now. - One more time?
- Ah! (Ed laughs)
I never thought sweets could make me so like,
irreversibly, just, ugh!
- Actually, if I turn it upside down, now you can't open it.
We're good, no, see, look. - I mean...
- See, you're good. - I can't do this! (whimpers)
- It's just so light and fluffy, and just eatable.
- Yeah, it's everything. - Just so,
like you could continue eating it forever.
- Forever!
- This was my fav, 100,000%.
Am I on a sugar high? Yes!
(Ed laughs)
- Jaime, Jaime, you're so close. You're so close.
- Oh, okay, okay. - You're so close.
- Next one! (laughs)
- He really likes that combination of like, eggs and meat.
- The rockbird karaage. - Oh, karaage, karaage.
- Rockbird karaage. - Karaage, I know it when I see it!
- Okay!
Half egg.
- Ooh.
- Get that out of my face!
(Jaime gasps) - Oh!
- Oh, oh no. - What is this?
- It's not this.
- Ooh! - What?
(thumps table) - I'm so excited!
- Dude, with the rice, I can't! (laughs)
- What the crap?
- Give me the bird.
- We're one food away, Jaime! - Damn, this is my favorite! (laughs)
- Ooh! - Ah!
- It still smells good though. - (gasps) But it's so warm.
- (PvF) This soft simmered rockbird oyako-don
is a sweet and savory melt in your mouth dream of a dish.
Even though those rockbirds sure do taste like chicken.
Oyako-don is literally translated to parent and child rice bowl.
- That's a little dark. - Is it, or is it kind of morbid?
- It's a little dark.
(buzzer) (Ed laughs)
- Oh no! (laughs) Wait, like...
- Like the egg and the chicken.
- Like shared between a parent and, oh...
(Jaime gasps) - Do they make it together?
- Chicken and egg! - (both) Oh.
(buzzer)
- Oh, that looks so good. - Mmm, mm-hmm.
- I see the parent. I see their baby.
- Baby, mom. It's a little dark, but...
- It's a family gathering.
- Give me the chopsticks, Jaime.
- It smells so good.
(buzzer) - Oh my God.
- (PvF) Ed, you could also eat it.
- I was like I promise you it's worth it.
- I'm too late into the game, I can't do it!
I gotta get my prize!
- I promise you it's so much better when you're eating it.
- Here. (both laugh)
- Oh my God, the spice is, what's that kick?
- I would love to eat this if I felt bad one day.
- Yeah.
Or it's like raining outside. - Yeah!
- Or just in a bad mood.
- You have made it this far.
There is no point in stopping.
- It's clucking me up. - It's building, right?
It's clucking me up! (laughs)
- Om, mmm. (Ed sighs)
- If you eat raw rockbirds, you will die. (laughs)
- (PvF) We don't know that.
- I don't think that's... - I know that.
I was isekai'd once. - (PvF) Where?
- Uh, I was isekai'd to Ohio. (laughs)
(both laugh)
- (PvF) Well, that is it, that is our challenge.
(Ed sighs)
Congratulations, Jaxon and Jaime!
- ♪ Do do do ♪
- (PvF) And Ed.
You were all able to resist these delicious dishes,
and for that, we've got one of Fel's favorite level up meals.
- Oh my God.
- Oh, karaage, of course, of course.
- (gasps) Oh, we're getting all of it!?
Oh my gosh, wait, wait, wait! Yes!
- Other worldly meat platter!
- The whole kit and caboodle.
- Woah. - Oof.
- Oh yeah.
- Meats in shapes. - Yep.
- Fenrir is going to town.
- Yes! - God!
- Oh.
- There you go, black Wagyu stick,
I told ya girl.
(Jaime screams) - Yeah, we're getting Wagyu!
(both laugh)
What did I tell you? What did I tell you?
- Yes!
- (gasps) Chris, I'm so sorry.
- Yeah, but eat it, and then you get all your stats raised.
- Yeah, eat it and then go kill a dragon, you crazies.
- (laughs) He just completely charges off.
Ooh!
- Yes! - Yes!
- It paid off!
- Do not put this in front of me.
Do not put this in front of me!
- There it is, there she is! Cute, cute, cute, aww!
- Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh! - Ah, ah, ah!
- Oh...
- I mean, after this, I feel like I got some beef with y'all.
- (PvF) On this platter of mixed meats,
we've got some tonkatsu, savory tsukune meatballs,
crispy croquettes, steak nigiri,
and some enoki beef rolls.
Plus some sweet sukiyaki and the star,
some perfectly cooked Japanese Wagyu.
- Hold! Hold!
- (Ash) You may eat.
- Eat it!
- Mmm!
- This Ragu looks excellent.
- (PvF) No! - Ragu, Ragu! (laughs)
What did you just say?
- This is really good. - Right, a little turfy.
Oh, it has some good noodles. - Mm-hmm!
- Cheers, yeah, straight up.
(laughs) (thumps table)
- (PvF) Excuse you!
(Ed sighs) - Sniff.
- Mmm. - Mm?
- That just melts in your mouth.
- Mmm, mmm, mmm. Mm-mm, mm, mm.
- (PvF) Unfortunately, Izzy, Jair, and Chris.
- Mm-hmm. ♪ (sad trombone music) ♪
- (PvF) You were tempted, and for that,
you must suffer the consequences.
- Ugh!
- Woo woo woo!
- (PvF) Headphones on. - Let's eat something bad!
- Monster meat? - Oh boy.
- Market price on monsters?
- What, what?
- You would've had us eat, ugh!
- Ah.
Y'all do remember I've eaten balls once before, right?
I think you have to literally... (screams)
(Erin laughs)
(coughs) Oh God. - (Erin) One, two!
- I am not eating balls on camera.
- Give me the orc testicles.
- Ugh! - Wow, that's big!
- No no no no no!
- (PvF) Two balls.
And for our losers,
be very careful with these with these highly potent
(laughs) orc testicles.
(Chris laughs) (Jair screams)
(Ed laughs)
- I have orc ball on my pants now.
- (PvF) Yep. (Ed laughs)
- Their species only has one testicle. (laughs)
- Oh really? (laughs)
- (both) Three, two, one.
- Oh, it crunched! What was that!?
- One more bite, you got this, you got this.
- Right, I'm just gonna think of, I'm just gonna take,
I'm just gonna think of the cheesecake.
Mmm, so soft and melty.
- Oh yeah, that's soft and melty like a cheesecake, right?
- It crunched.
(Jaxon stammers)
- (PvF) How are you guys feeling?
- One good swallow. - Great, great.
- (PvF) Any regrets? - Oh my God.
- I feel like we really failed this test-icle.
- (PvF) Well, that does it for today, any final thoughts?
- I feel like this was definitely worth holding out on.
- It crunched again. - That looks really disgusting.
- It crunched again. - Even though I had a little bit,
I would not wanna take big bites of that.
- It crunched again.
- (PvF) What was your favorite?
- I really liked the one with the mushrooms.
- (PvF) The enoki? - Yeah!
- At least there's no hair on it.
- (laughs) Gross. (Jair laughs)
- (both) Balls!
- (PvF) Thank you guys so much for watching this episode.
Let us know what you thought in the comments below,
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Why do you have the prize?
- You know, I deserve to be rewarded every once in a while.
- (PvF) Why do I have a ball?
- Because, suck on my balls, that's why.
- (PvF) Excuse you!
- Mmm. - (PvF) Fine.
- This Wagyu is tasty! - (PvF) Ugh!
- How are those balls?
- (PvF) Why are they so (mumbles)?
(laughs)
- Au revoir! - (PvF) Oh my God.