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Okay, so, for this day,
I had people working as movers at another house,
and I called them over to my job,
saying that my co-worker had called in sick.
[ British accent ] I'm not Michael Carbonaro.
I'm Colonel Johnson the moving man.
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[ Normal voice ] Oh, hey. Nice.
Is that all that's on the truck?
Michael: Great.
All right, yeah, put that right there.
And what was your name, again?
Sean. Cool, man. Michael.
Uh, yeah, I'll probably put that together,
'cause I was doing those all yesterday.
Uh, here, Sean, you can sit here.
We could swap seats.
-Get on this? -Yeah.
I have you here,
because it's, like, these things assemble,
and you have to sort of line them up right,
Yeah.
I'll open this stuff up.
Here's the directions.
That's it, huh?
Yeah. Wow. Okay.
They really got that stuff figured out.
These are in Japanese. Wow.
All the stuff we've been unloading here.
But there's this, like -- There's, like, a direction here.
All right.
Okay, so...
what does the first one say to do?
The "A"...
"A"? ...needs to be open.
That one's...
All right, so, open "A"?
Yeah. Okay.
Good.
And let me get that open...
like this.
Okay, good.
All right. And unfold it all the way?
Yeah, all the way... Okay.
-...to where it's open. -Right.
And "B" going over top of "A."
"B" is gonna go over the top of "A"?
just stays unfurled like that.
Uh-huh. And then this one...
Right, yeah, opened up.
...goes on top of it.
And I think you have to line up.
So this is where your eyes will be good for me,
'cause there's, like --
Mm-hmm.
And all the parts are inside the one box,
Right.
So, I have to line that up, and it should make, like, a --
an image on the front.
Let's see. Over here.
Almost.
There we go.
Oh, yeah. You see that?
What does that look like, on the front?
Oh, um, kind of like a toilet or something.
Oh, okay. There's a toilet pole here.
Pull that.
There's the handle.
Oh, there it is. Oh, wow.
Great.
Okay, good.
That's awesome.
Okay.
Yeah. Awesome.
But this was probably... Let me just -- I'm gonna call --
Hold on, hold on. This --
What? How did that just --
How did that just happen right there?
What do you mean?
It was a toilet in it already?
Yeah, well, it -- It's shipped in -- in flat disks.
Uh-huh. And then it --
Oh, it just turns into, like...
I don't know, actually, now that I...
That's crazy.
I ain't never seen nothing like that.
No, no. Yeah.
'Cause it -- 'cause it wasn't that heavy, is the thing.
Yeah, I just brought it in here.
Like it wasn't -- It didn't feel like that was in there.
No, that wasn't in there.
That can't be.
Yeah, they -- This is like a --
I thought this was -- Here, let me -- It's a --
It's a Japanese waterless folding toilet.
And um...
Yeah, they put paper in.
Oh, yeah, the whole thing's...
Oh, yeah, it comes with all of it.
Yeah, I think they do, like -- It's sort of like --
What's that Japanese thing with the paper,
Origami.
Yeah. It's the same, like, traditions.
Right. That's crazy, though.
All right, hold on.
Let me find where this is supposed to go.
All right. Make a call.
What the [bleep]