NOW OBVIOUSLY TONIGHT I NEED TO TALK ABOUT WHAT IS GOING ON IN
SOUTH CAROLINA.
I WANT TO SAY SOMETHING FOR THE RECORD.
NOW LAST SATURDAY A WHITE COP IN SOUTH CAROLINA KILLED A BLACK
MAN NAMED WALTER SCOTT. OFFICER MICHAEL SLAGER
STOPPED SCOTT FOR A BUSTED TAIL LIGHT -- NOT A VIOLENT CRIME
AND SOMEHOW SCOTT WOUND UP DEAD. THE POLICE IMMEDIATELY WENT ON
THE RECORD SAYING THAT SCOTT HAD GAINED CONTROL OF THE OFFICER'S
TASER AND THAT'S WHY THE OFFICER SHOT HIM. LATER SLAGER SAID
THROUGH HIS ATTORNEY THAT HE FELT THREATENED AND FIRED
HIS WEAPON. AND SO,
FOR THE RECORD THIS CRAZY BLACK THUG WAS ATTACKING HIM.
HE DID WHAT HE HAD TO DO. BUT ALSO FOR THE RECORD,
THIS TIME WE ACTUALLY HAVE THE RECORD.
THERE IS A CELLPHONE VIDEO OF THE SHOOTING OF SCOTT TRYING TO
RUN AWAY. THE COP SHOOTS HIM IN THE BACK FIVE TIMES KILLING HIM.
NOW FOR THE ACTUAL RECORD, IT APPEARS OFFICER SLAGER
IMMEDIATELY BEGAN THE COVER UP OF WALTER SCOTT'S DEATH
HE HANDCUFFED SCOTT AS HE LAID BLEEDING ON THE GROUND
AND PICKED UP THE WHAT LOOKS AN AWFUL LOT LIKE THAT TASER
AND LAID IT NEXT TO SCOTT'S BODY TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE SCOTT
WAS ARMED DURING THE ALTERCATION. END OF STORY,
RIGHT? ANOTHER BLACK MAN SHOT IN THE BACK BY A COP.
IT'S AS AN AMERICAN AS AN APPLE PIE FILLED WITH BASEBALLS
COOKED BY A BALD EAGLE WITH THE HEAD OF GUY FIERI
YESTERDAY AFTER THE VIDEO EMERGED, OFFICER SLAGER WAS
CHARGED WITH MURDER. THAT'S THE GREAT NEWS.
[ APPLAUSE ] >> Larry: THANK YOU.
BY THE WAY, THAT'S HOW LOW THE BAR IS RIGHT NOW ON GREAT NEWS.
RIGHT?
THE FACT THAT A COP WHO COLDLY MURDERED SOMEONE ON CAMERA EVEN
FACES THE REMOTE POSSIBILITY OF JUSTICE IS GIVING ME THE WARM
FUZZIES.
FOR THE RECORD ALL THIS GOOD NEWS DOES IS MAKE ME THINK HOW
MANY MURDERS ARE NOT CAUGHT ON CAMERA?
LET ME SHOW YOU A VIDEO OF ANOTHER VIOLENT ALTERCATION
BETWEEN CITIZENS AND POLICE..THIS COP IS GREAT.
RIGHT, HE HAS ONE GUY PINNED.
THEN ANOTHER GUY COMES UP.
YOU HAVE THESE DRUNK GUYS -- HE'S WRESTLING THEM.
WHEN DOES THE GUN COME OUT?
NOW HE'S DETAINING TWO CRAZY BROS WHO ARE WILDING OUT.
THIS IS GOING TO TURN TRAGIC ANY SECOND.
WAIT, THAT'S IT?
THESE TWO WHITE GUYS JUMPED A POLICE OFFICER AND THEY'RE IN A
THREE-WAY SAND TICKLE FIGHT.
THE BROTHER IN SOUTH CAROLINA WAS RUNNING FROM THE COP AND
HE'S NOT ALIVE TODAY.
I SAID IT ONCE BEFORE.
I WILL STOP TALKING ABOUT THIS [BEEP] WHEN IT STOPS HAPPENING,
FOR THE RECORD.
WE WILL BE RIGHT BACK.