LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I DON'T KNOW IF YOU KNOW THIS, BUT
THERE'S NEWS COMING FROM THE WORLD OF COFFEE THAT HAS GOT
SOME FOLKS A LITTLE BIT JITTERY.
STARBUCKS HAS ANNOUNCED-- IT JUST CAME OUT-- THAT NEXT YEAR
THEY WILL OPEN THEIR FIRST STORE IN ITALY.
FINALLY, THEY WILL HAVE CUSTOMERS WHO KNOW WHAT VENTI
MEANS.
I LOOKED IT UP.
IT MEANS 20, BECAUSE THAT IS THE PRICE OF A VENTI.
( LAUGHTER ) NOW, THIS COULD BE EVEN BIGGER
THAN WHEN DOM NEOOPENNED IN ITALY AND INTRODUCED THEM TO THE
IDEA OF DISAPPOINTMENT.
IT'S DELICIOUS.
I WANT TO SAY CONSIDERATIONS TO STARBUCKS AND HOPE THE ITALIANS
ENJOY-- >> EXCUSE ME.
I DON'T WANT TO INTERRUPT, BUT WHEN DOES THE SINGING START?
>> YEAH, AND HE DOESN'T LOOK ANYTHING LIKE TEVYE.
>> NO.
( LAUGHTER ).
>> Stephen: I'M SORRY-- CAN I HELP YOU?
I'M DOING THE THING.
>> WHAT SCENE IS THIS?
>> I HAVE NO IDEA.
I DON'T SEE A FIDDLER OR A ROOF.
>> Stephen: OKAY, I THINK I KNOW WHAT IS GOING ON HERE.
THE ED SULLIVAN THEATER IS HERE ON BROADWAY, AND THE
THEATER NEXT DOOR IS WHERE THEY ARE DOING "FIDDLER ON THE ROOF."
AND PEOPLE LINE UP FOR BOTH OUR SHOWS AT THE SAME TIME OUTSIDE
ON 53rd STREET.
JIM, CAN WE GET A SHOT OF WHAT THAT LOOKS LIKE?
SEE BOTH OUR AUDIENCES ARE RIGHT ACROSS THE STREET FROM EACH
OTHER.
AND SOMETIMES PEOPLE GET MIXED UP AND GET IN THE WRONG LINE.
I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY.
BUT YOU'RE IN THE WRONG THEATER.
IT'S RIGHT ACROSS THE STREET.
IT'S NEXT STORE.
>> THAT SHOW STARTED AND I DON'T THINK THEY'RE GOING TO LET US IN
NOW.
>> AND WE CAME ALL THE WAY HERE FROM TOPEKA FOR JONAH'S
BIRTHDAY.
>> IT WAS MY LAST WISH.
( LAUGHTER ) >> I'M SORRY.
I'M SO SORRY.
>> Stephen: OH, MY GOD.
OH, MY GOD, ARE YOU SICK?
>> NO, NO, HE JUST MAKES A LOT OF WISHES, AND THAT WAS THE MOST
RECENT ONE.
( LAUGHTER ).
>> Stephen: OH, OKAY, WELL, I MEAN, I GUESS I COULD TRY TRI-TO
SING SOMETHING.
>> YEAH.
>> THAT WOULD BE GREAT.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> THANK YOU.
>> Stephen: WOULD THAT BE OKAY?
WOULD YOU LIKE THAT, JONAH.
>> YEAH.
>> Stephen: OKAY, OKAY, LET'S SEE.
JON, DO YOU THINK ANYTHING FROM FIDDLER.
YEAH WHAT ABOUT THIS ♪ MATCHMAKER, MATCHMAKER
MAKE ME A MATCH ♪ FIND ME A FIND
CATCH ME A CATCH ♪ HMMM-HMMM.
LINE?
♪ AND MAKE ME A PERFECT MATCH!
FOR PAPA, MAKE HIM A SCHOLAR ♪ FOR MAMA MAKE HIM AS RICH
AS A KING.
♪ FOR ME, WELL, I WOULDN'T HOLLER
♪ IS IT HE WERE AS HANDSOME AS ANYTHING
♪ MATCHMAKER, MATCHMAKER MAKE ME A MATCH
♪ FIND ME A FIND CATCH ME A CATCH
♪ NIGHT AFTER NIGHT IN THE DARK
I'M ALONE ♪ SO BRING ME NO RING
GROOM ME NO GROOM FIND ME NO FIND
♪ CATCH ME NO CATCH UNLESS HE'S A MATCHLESS
♪ MATCH ♪ ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>> Stephen: OH!
WELL, THERE YOU GO.
I HOPE YOU ENJOYED IT.
I CERTAINLY DID.
>> ABSOLUTELY, THAT WAS GREAT.
WE'RE GOING TO TELL ALL OUR JEWISH FRIENDS KANSAS TO COME
SEE YOUR SHOW.
>> Stephen: THAT'S GREAT.
MAYBE WE'LL MAKE THIS A YEARLY TRADITION.
>> DID SOMEBODY SAY TRADITION?
( BAND STARTS "TRADITION" ) ♪ TRADITION.
TRADITION.
♪ TRADITION.
TRADITION.
♪ WHO, DAY AND NIGHT, MUST SCRAMBLE FOR A LIVING
♪ FEED WIFE AND CHILDREN SAY HIS DAILY PRAYERS
♪ AND WHO HAS THE RIGHT AS MASTER OF THE HOUSE
♪ TO HAVE THE FINAL WORD AT HOME
♪ THE PAPA.
THE PAPA TRADITION.
♪ THE PAPA THE PAPA
♪ ♪ DAI DAI DAI-DAI-DAI-DAI
DAI DAI DAI-DAI-DAI-DAI ♪ DAI DAI DAI-DAI-DAI-DAI DAI!
♪ HEY!
HEY!
HEY HEY HEY!
>> Stephen: STICK AROUND!
WE'VE GOT CHRISSY TEIGAN, MIKE BIRBIGLIA AND MYTHBUSTER ADAM