Blue: I cannot wait for the supercut of this
Cyan: Dragon Rush!
Blue: I don't know why any of you guys doubted my ability to find dragons. I'm, I'm like really good at this video game
Blue: Give me your seeds, you son of a bitch
Awesome
Blue: All right. Red: Phrasing.
Cyan: Ice, baby
(Blue and Red singing Ice Ice Baby)
Ha ha. Indigo: Please dungeons and dragons was my father. Just call me dragons
Red: Just call me pathfinder
(Blue muttering about the actual game) Red: I mean when you think about it, aren't we all just complicated rocks? Cyan: I mean
Blue: I asked the oracle whether or not I would be
Fruitful in my coming harvest and she just shouted yeet at me and i'm not entirely sure how to parse that
Red: Oracle, what are my future prospects for my heirs? This bitch empty
Red: How about, uh, favorite bit of Legend of Zelda lore that only showed up in one game and has never been used again
Blue: aaaahhhh Red: I'll start: twilight realm
Blue: All right, let's see if this um,
This trial won't be too complicated. Oh, good lord
Indigo: But I do love the concept of the motorcycle horse because it makes the possibility of Link with a gun more realistic
Blue: Ganon's like so on the weekends. I, I like to go bowling. Uh, my hands are huge
so it kind of makes that difficult but uh
Red: Zelda always seems to kind of know what's up
She's always like yeah goddess stuff turns out I yeah eternal war me and Ganon and Ganon always knows what's up?
and then there's poor Link who just keeps getting reincarnated with like nothing and he
Keeps having to get his sword back and prove himself again
Red: But it's basically just because you have the triforce of proving yourself over and over again
Everyone else like oh triforce of infinite power, triforce of being really smart, triforce of hey kid
You like proving yourself?
Red: Uh, jesus Indigo: the triforce of building character. Blue: Yeah
Indigo: I like to think that there's a secondary triforce, you know, there's like there's the triangle for the main characters and there's a
Triangle for all the side npcs. So you've got, you know Tingle with loot, Impa with exposition. We need to complete the triad
Blue: um
Red: oh man, uh, Blue: it's just
Red: Epona, tri force of
Being a horse, Blue: yeah
Blue: Oh, what the fuck? Red: I think we should go see the dragons and then we should go see if we can
Punch Ganon in the face
Red: I mean, let's be real the hero of time pops through every century or so
It makes sense that they we should probably sell, you know high explosives
child-sized bombs
Blue: Like as soon as he gets out of the shrine of resurrection
Like when the door opens like takes his scan and just like sends his measurements out to everybody in the kingdom
Red: They're like alert, he's been climbing trees. Widen the shoulders a little bit
Blue: parkour
Blue: This is reflective of my cooking skill in real life
Indigo: really the dragon roast
Dragon roast these these streams are the dragon roasts of blue
(Laughter)
Blue: This is the part of the road trip where we think that we have it under control
Right before we realize that it's all going to go to hell extremely quickly, Cyan: I don’t think anyone thinks we're under control right now except for you
Blue: There is our first dragon
Blue: What!
Indigo: I imagine that the rest of this dragon hunt is gonna go a little bit like
Um Tantalus’ punishment in Hades where we're gonna keep seeing the dragon
And getting killed moments before we reach the top of the mountain
Blue: One of my ideas for cat name is Pandora because cats love boxes
Blue: You who have received the spirit orbs free nature from this malice show what your power can achieve?
Let's put power just in a big asterisk
Blue: Come on let me fly.
Red: Yeah
Cyan: aim
Blue: Damn it.
Cyan: You got this blue
Cyan: Here you go
Blue: Oh, agh
Yeah! Dragon Rush! Dragon Rush! Get a load of that Dragon Rush! Dragon Rush!
Blue: Look at that season 2 redesign for that good dragon
Red: This dragon's had a time skipping, training montage and now he's back at full power
Indigo: This is where link with a gun would come in
Blue: Link the hero of time pulls out a fucking glock
Blue: Oh, yes this spirit orb or as I like to call them spores
Red: I still think we should try and deck Ganon after we get this last dragon
Blue: What the oh spiky, heck
Blue: We can try.
Red: There are also some people sassing your unsorted inventory.
Blue: Oh well
Blue: I don't know why you guys ever doubted me
I mean, I do know why but
Cyan:I like the implications that there's like a fleet of greens that you can pull from at any point
Like they're all stored in the closet somewhere and just like, all right. We need a green pull one out
Red: i'd put that as archaeology and big old air quotes because it's like
Oh, I could just really use another mummy for the sitting room
Let's go raid one of those pyramids down in the sands of Egypt (Blue vaguely protesting in the background) goddamn it. Leave it alone
Red: So it's like how much of this is original? How much of this is a later addition?
How much of this was influenced by who was writing it down? What's happening and where the hell is Loki in all of this?
Red: But yeah, they started putting mjulnir on everything and it's possible
It was an act of pushback against how the monks were kind of putting crosses on everything. It's like oh, yeah
Well, we've got a cool t-shaped symbol too. Check it out bitches
Blue: I don't yeah. Oh, this is a black tar lake that will kill me good to know
Blue: Oh found him
Blue: Ah beautiful
Blue: I don't have the camera
Cyan: Yeah, there goes your scale.
Blue: See if I can just shoot him again just in case.
Cyan?: You can't we've done this before.
Blue: I know I always want to try
Blue: Get that dragon yet
Blue: Missed
Blue: Oh here comes Zelda to give us some more tool tips fucking princess clippy up in here
Red: Nice work Link
Blue: That might make it a stream we did the dragon rush. I don't know why any of you doubted me
Um, it was it was easy. It was I I will say
Easy to do that dragon rush. I don't know what any of you guys were talking about
Red/Cyan:Link...
Red: Dragons don't spawn unless you finish speaking to Impa. Link, press A to soothe. Link, your weapon durability‘s super low
Link here's a speed running tip. Link, now's a really good time to buy
Link I’m sure you're wondering what our response is to the growing pandemic
Link, can you pick me up a coffee on your way to Ganons? Link, time passes differently in my weird stasis field,
Are they still making pumpkin spice lattes? Link, only real gamers play with inverted controls. Link, have you tried playing fortnite? It's awesome
You gotta shoot the big goopy, eyeballs
Link, attack the weak point for massive damage. Link remember to quick save
Link, why did you take so long to get the doublet?