Awwww Come on Reff What kind of call was thattttt!
Shut Up!!
Now I do believe he's running with the ball and he's still running with the ball.
and he's still carrying....
Hi there if you're not from the US and you probably just saw those guys and complain what they're doing isn't
"REAL FOOTBALL"
and you are probably thinking about turning this video off because you have no idea what this...
"FAKE FOOTBALL"
is all about
Now before you do, you should know that many American don't know a damn thing about this football
which could lead to many awkward situations like this..
Hey buddy!
Yeah?
Who you rootin' for?
Uh.. I'm rooting for the stripie guys.
Those are the reds
That's.. that's sounds tough!
(laugh)
oh shi.. oh shi
Nail him!
No no no!
if cheering football one of the "MANLIEST" things you can do
and if you want to survive in a world that's heavily rely on gender roles
just follow these easy steps
and you can be accepted at your local football occasion in no time
Step 1: Root for the correct team.
Make sure you take a good hard look at your surroundings.
Every football teams have its own unique set of colors
and much like gang warfare if you get caught wearing the wrong colors
expect to get murked real quick
Uh.. occupied!
Oh no no no!
Ha!
That was a "clothes" one!
Step 2: Pretend to watch the game.
Make sure you always look in the general direction of the TV and react like everybody else
Oh.. yes!
Yes!
What? Come on!
What kind of call was that?!
Yeah! What kind of call was that!
Damn!
What?
You really know football!
Hella!
Hella yeah yeah!
BRO-NAGE A TROIS!
Step 3: Learn about football.
Touchdown!
It's important to understand the basic principles of football
which why I've made this helpful diagram
When a player reaches the end of the field when holding a football
this is what is known as a "touchdown"
this helmet is known as a "helmet"
When a player gives up trying to perform a touchdown
he may try kicking the ball through a fork at the end of the field
this is what is known in most football game as a "kick ball score goal"
and that is all you need to know about how the game of football works
Yes!
Oh! He got a touchdown.
it's a good thing that his helmet
prevented him from football related injuries
Right guys?
Oh, "helmet" yeah!
Step 4: Never pass in front of the screen when the game is in progress.
Blocking the view of a football match is the worst thing you can do at a football occasion
So, when passing food or drink it's okay to throw it
Yo bro! Throw me some chips!
Oh yea.
Bro!
Man! You suck!
If you can't throw it with the perfect accuracy you are a custom to
it's probably you are hungry make sure you always have a Snickers® in your pocket just in case
Snickers®!
Yes!
Nailed It!
And finally the last, most important step don't try to rationalized why it's called football
I am so impressed that you know so much about the sport of football
And I totally respect a man who stay culturally inlined with how the media portrays masculinity
I know right!
But here's the thing
why do they called it football I mean the only time that you foot ever touches the ball
is when you are doing a "kick ball score goal" through the big fork"
if anything it should be called "hand ball" or "runny throwy ball" or "type hand butt slapper"
Right?
Ah!!!
Well that's it for this week
Join us next week for "Guys Guide to Fütball" the sport where people actually
use their feet with ball and points are scored once every 2 and a half hour or not at all!
sounds boring? it is!
Hey guys thank you so much for watching
and big thanks to Snickers® for making this video possibles.
Snickers® Satisfies
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