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Item #: SCP-K9-J-EX
Object Class: Solved
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-K9-J has been abandoned, due to hauntings.
Its property value is expected to drop significantly, making it a steal for anyone who is willing
to buy it in spite of the hauntings.
Description: SCP-K9-J is a large, Victorian household filled with several squeaky floorboards,
cobwebs, and a kitchen that is always stocked with food.
SCP-K9-J was originally built by an old Scottish lord who died ~50 years ago, stating on his
deathbed that he would seek vengeance upon any person who dared to disturb his manor.
SCP-K9-J-1 appears in SCP-K9-J upon investigation of the household.
SCP-K9-J-1 frightens off any and all potential customers of SCP-K9-J. Further investigation
would be performed into SCP-K9-J-1's properties, but it's a GH-GH-GHOOOOOOST!
SCP-K9-J-2 is a hallway within SCP-K9-J that has a non-euclidean geometry.
When rock or pop music is played and SCP-K9-J-1 pursues (a) subject(s) into SCP-K9-J-2, any
doorway entered into in SCP-K9-J-2 will lead out another doorway within SCP-K9-J-2.
Subject(s) may find themselves running alone, with each other, or with SCP-K9-J-1.
This effect persists until any or all parties trip or attack one another.
Addendum K9-J-A: Wow, what a shame.
I'll buy this and take it off your guys's hands!
- Dr. Jenkins
Addendum K9-J-B: Incidents involving SCP-K9-J:
Incident K9-J-A: Renovation workers were renovating what is now SCP-K9-J. They were then attacked
by SCP-K9-J-1.
No casualties were reported, however worker equipment was destroyed and victims were purportedly
"spooked".
Incident K9-J-B: Mobile Task Force Mu 4 sent into SCP-K9-J to investigate.
Incident K9-J-C: After "splitting up", Agents Mu 4-4 and Mu 4-5 were engorging themselves
upon the food discovered in SCP-K9-J's kitchen.
They were then attacked by SCP-K9-J-1, which chased them throughout SCP-K9-J. The agents
successfully tricked SCP-K9-J-1 by "like, convincing it that we were make-up artists,
man.
We spun it around a bunch of times and it was, like, dizzy, man.
We still gave it a make over, though.
Ehehehehe."
Agents Mu 4-4 and Mu 4-5 were able to rendezvous with the rest of the MTF following this distraction.
Jinkies!
- Agent Mu 4-3
Incident K9-J-D: Agent Mu 4-1 was able to convince Agents Mu 4-4 and 4-5 to act as "bait"
utilizing [REDACTED].
Agent Mu 4-1 reportedly had to give them two [REDACTED] each.
Disciplinary evaluation of Agents Mu 4-4 and 4-5 is underway.
Incident K9-J-F: Agent Mu 4-3 loses her glasses.
She can't see without her glasses.
Incident K9-J-G: Agent Mu 4-2 fights off SCP-K9-J-1 using previously unexpected skill.
Although the use of Agents Mu 4-4 and Mu 4-5 as bait was not successful, SCP-K9-J-1 was
contained by MTF Mu 4 after it became stuck under a fallen bookshelf.
I knew it wasn't a ghost ever since I saw those accounting reports about the house pricing.
This ghoul is actually…
- Agent Mu 4-3
Dr. Jenkins!?
- Agents Mu 4-1, 4-2, and 4-4
Oooh, I was just about to get this house for rock bottom prices.
And I would've gotten away with it too, if it weren't for Mobile Task Force Mu-4 "Meddling
Kids"!
- Dr. Jenkins
Incident K9-J-H: A second instance of SCP-K9-J-1 was reported following Incident K9-J-G, but
this was soon revealed to be Agent Mu 4-5 wearing a bed sheet.
Rooby rooby [REDACTED] - Agent Mu 4-5