Glitchy Boi And SMG4 Intro
Our story begins at the local movie theatre ...
*Both talking*
Ahahhhahhaa??
Yaaahhh ahah!!
Oh no! *munching*
Ohh Noooo
*evil laughter*
(Evil Laughter)
BAM! BAM! BAM!
PAPAPAPPAPA!!!
Ahhhhhhhh...!!!
*screams*
*ded*
hhh...uh ohh...
*Teletubby speaking*
(Crying)
(Coughing)
Ehhh...
*good riddance*
NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
(Luigi Crying)
*crying*
Hey, where'd everybody go? (Somewhere u stupid mario?)
HOLY SHIT A spaceship!
Waah!
Oh no!
Oh okay.
*Laser beam*
LUIGI: Waaah! MARIO: Whee! (Seriously Mario?)
HALP!
Hi there Kirby, what are you-
*vaccum*
okay...
Don't do drugs kids
Kirby doesn't even have his license
*zoom*
Oh shit!
Mama Mia...
Whoa!
*Italian gibberish*
*Pop gibberish*
Oooooo...
*Italian gibberish*
*Pop gibberish*
Oh shit...
YOU MANIAC!
DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!
*Pop gibberish*
*Italian gibberish*
*Gibberish continues*
Let's-a-go!
*Pop gibberish*
Into the Forest of Memes
*Humming*
Oh-ho-ho-ho!
*signing* (Ok? 0~0)
Ohhhhhhh noooooooo!
Ya!
Hmm?
Sword Waddle Dee: ♪It's a lovely day to walk down the road♪
Kirby: GET IN MAH BELLY!
*screams of the innocent*
*poof*
*Pop gibberish*
Whoa!
*Crazy laughing*
*Pop gibberish*
Poppy Bros Jr.: OH SHIT! GAH! Get this thing off me!
*poof*
Whoooooa!
Mario's a f*cking wizard!
*A bomb* Oh-ho-ho-ho!
That's-a-so-nic...
*Boom*
*thud*
*ded* (XD)
You freaking jackass...
(My thoughts exactly.)
*OH SHIT* A team of enemies!
Piss!
*Pop gibberish*
Waddle Doo: Oh, do you think you could beat me?
*moaning*
*stick*
uh.......
*Screaming*
*Japanese speaking*
Racist Mario: Like a suuum boooooooo dee!
*ORAORAORAORA*
Whee!
Phew! Good thing i'm indestructible.
*Japanese speaking*
YOOOOOOOOOO!
Ah-ha-ha-ha!
*ding*
*YOOOOOOOOOOO?*
*ded*
*poof*
(never mind)
*sizzling*
Motherfu...
*Boom*
Yo! Holy shit! He dead!
I will destroy you, vile beast!
*screaming for his life*
*munch*
*bleh*
That tastes like ass...
*UHH*
*Evil gibberish*
Awww shieet
*SUMMONING*
Heeey, Heeey, Heeeeey
*Maniacal laughter*
*Pop gibberish*
Hey stinky!
*Italian gibberish*
Dude, there's no way-
Hey, Hey, Hey! This I gotta see!
WHAT?!
Hey, what the fuck?!
Victim of the Italian Mafia
WAH!?
hmm?
*Pop gibberish*
:o
*Pop gibberish*
aw fuck
Ho ho! Hello, its a me!
yaaaaaaaaay
*Italian gibberish*
*Tree gibberish*
Ah thank you so much you piece of shit! Here we go!
*ding*
*Tree gibberish*
bye bye!
....
*Tree gibberish*
Would you like to play with me?
coooool
OH GOD WHISPY!
*mass genocide*
*humming*
hmmm?
Urr nurr a guard
*pop gibberish*
Hey Donkey Kong! You big monkey!
SHUT YO BITCH ASS UP!
Oh! Uh...It's nothing!
The fuck is that?
Like I said, nothing!
Kirby: NO!
!
*muffled moans*
OH! JESUS CHRIST! SO GAY!
*poof*
HA HA! Here we go!
*Italian whining*
*Pop gibberish*
Whoa!
HO
HOLY
HOLY SHIT
HOLY SHIT!
Shieet!
Get dat mutta fucka!
Oh Shit X 10
*thuds*
Its on!
oooooo very scary
*broken bones*
I have special eyes...
Ah crap!
*poof*
*wizard lazers*
I'm Mary Poppins y'all!
*ded*
I'm a tumor X 3
*ded*
Stand back! I'm warning yah! (Spongebob Reference)
(Really?)
*WHAM*
*Karate Style*
*WHACK*
*POW*
You have to save the worl-
*killing a minor*
(Oh shit, behind you!)
Gotcha bitch!
*SMACKING INTENSIFIES*
*deformed*
AH!
♫ I'mmmm about to whip somebody's aaaasssss ♫
*whispers* this is the part where you run away
tubby penguin be screwed
SHIEET!
*Grunt gibberish*
*Pop gibberish*
*Italian gibberish*
don't threaten me with a good time
*Grunt gibberish*
Lets-a-go!
*Pop gibberish*
screw physics
*Grunt gibberish*
*Pop gibberish*
*Grunt gibberish*
Oh shieeet! Bigger spaceship!
*jumps up* Oh no!
WHAAAOOOOOO!
*Grunt gibberish*
*searching for sacrifices*
*Grunt gibberish*
He had a family...
*Grunt gibberish*
Ooooohhhhh
WHOA! Hoooooly shit!
MARIO: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH! :D
*Pop gibberish*
wtf
I can explain.
......
*Pop gibberish*
Ha-ha!
*Italian gibberish*
This is bullshit!
*growls*
*Pop gibberish*
*Heavy breathing*
Huh? *Heavy breathing*
*gasps* It's Darth Vader!
*Grunt gibberish*
Yippee!
Here we go!
*munch*
*screaming*
*groans*
Mama Mia!
Hmm?
Could it be?
It's SMG3!
Oh shit!
*Italian gibberish*
*Evil laughter*
But, but why?
*Evil laughter*
*crying* (are you fucking serious you crying bad guy?)
Hey, it's okay. Don't cry.
*Italian gibberish*
No, you big piece of shit!
*punch* PINGAS!
SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII...
*Italian gibberish*
*all munching*
*Italian gibberish*
Luigi!
Ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo!
Herrow?
Uh...
Somebody?
Thanks for watching, everybody! Captions by WilsonPerez3 and many more! Subscribe to SMG4! Go watch more SMG4 videos!
Here are the sponsors of SMG4! Make sure to click the sponsor and get the badge!
So that's the end of the video! I'll see you on the next one in SMG4!
Bye! :D