- If both of you were to text Chris right now,
at the same time, who would he respond to first?
- Let's see.
- Do it.
- You ready? - Yep.
- Three, two,
one.
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- Hey guys, welcome to Stir Cra.
My guests today are almost as ripped as I am,
and yes, I'm only saying that
because they're on zoom and can.
It's the Falcon and Winter Soldier themselves.
Anthony Mackie and Sebastian St.
- Hello.
- You don't even have a clap tr?
You don't, like,
hit the button and it?
- You can't hear the applause.
I always hear the applause going, you don't?
- I know.
I know you do.
- How do I refer to you guys
collectively as a unit nowadays?
Is it, is it Stakie?
Is it Stanky?
How do you, what do you go by?
- Stanky, I guess.
- I like Stanky. - Stanky.
- I'm just curious.
Are you guys contractually bound
to have seen all of the MCU fil?
Have you seen all 23 Marvel fil?
- Yeah, except for the last Spi,
but that's just because I always have to be
in the right mood in order to see Tom Holland,
and lately I'm less and less in that mood--
- Just not in that mood.
- Wow.
He's the most likable man on th,
and you are the only two people giving him shade.
What's going on?
- That's what he wants you to t.
(laughing)
- Yeah, very true.
- Okay, here's the big spoiler y
really wants to know about your relationship.
Who is the better friend with C?
- Me.
- And to quote Chris Evans, new.
(laughing)
- Okay, if both of you were to text Chris right now,
at the same time, who would he respond to first?
- Let's see.
- Do it.
- We have to send it at the sam.
- Okay.
- Okay, hold on--
- Let's synchronize.
Okay, here we go.
This is big.
- You ready? - Yep.
- Three, two,
one.
- Alright. - Right.
- Wow, lots of tension.
Chris Evans, it's up to you.
Who do you love more?
Don't, no cheating.
Let us know.
- I actually texted him, Anthon.
- I texted him too.
- So as we've discussed before,
it's a big mantle you guys are taking on with this.
Obviously Chris had America's a,
but it's not just about your asses in the MCU.
There are a lot of asses on the.
Let's take a look at some photo,
and you tell me who's ass this .
(upbeat music)
- I know that belt.
That's Pratt.
- Maybe it's Evans.
- Oh, for two.
Let's see it--
- It's so small.
- It is small, that would have been a good clue.
It's Ant-Man, it's Paul Rudd.
- Oh!
- Must've been a stunt double.
- That's Scarlett Johansson.
- 100%.
- 100%--
- Well done, well done gentleme.
That's a superstar butt.
- That might be Sebastian.
That's the littlest ass in the .
- I'll give you a hint, that is a British butt.
That is not Sebastian Stan's bu.
- And it's certainly not Tom Hi.
- Why not, how do you know?
- There'd be more meat on those.
(laughing)
- Wow, that's a strange butt.
It's Benedict Cumberbatch's but.
- I could see that.
- Yeah, there it is.
- That's Sebastian.
See how there's no cuff on that?
That's Sebastian.
- Sebastian, is that your butt?
- That might be it.
Just 'cause I know those jeans.
- Apparently you're staring jeans with Tom Hiddleston,
because those are Tom Hiddlesto.
- Oh. - Oh no!
I'm thrown off by that A, Josh.
(laughing)
- Don't let it distract you.
Focus on the ass.
- Is that a butt?
- I guarantee it's a butt.
Our crack team insists it's a b.
- Ah ha, Evan's just hit me bac.
- What'd he say?
- Not me.
(laughing)
- It is definitive.
- There we go, (inaudible).
Oh, he got me.
He beat you by a second, I love.
- Are either of you willing to reveal what he said?
- Nothing.
I text him I love you,
he text me back, I love you too,
miss you.
- And Sebastian?
- I said I love you, hope you'r.
He goes, he beat you by a secon.
(laughing)
That's great, that's great.
- It was so close though.
He went right in quick successi.
Sebastian, how do you feel know,
definitively, Chris Evans love Anthony more?
- Oh, I'm okay with that.
We're okay, we're all the same,
we're okay.
- Speaking of which, this butt ?
It's America's ass.
Well that's, that's unfortunate.
- Oh, Hulk.
When was that taken?
(laughing)
- That's a candid I took.
No, that's in Thor: Ragnarok.
- Yo, Ruffalo always trying to get out of his pants.
(laughing)
- I think that's Sebas.
I think that's Sebastian, I thi-
- It might be me.
- Don't you know your own body?
- Look at that, I knew it.
I knew it!
- You've spent a lot of time ar.
You know that.
- It's really present in that.
Oh, yeah,
we know it.
- Here it is.
There it is--
- There's the money maker.
That's the one.
- There it is.
- That's the, yep.
- That's the round.
That's the round brown baby.
- That's the one Evans chose.
(laughing)
On Tik Tok, which I know you guys love the Tik Tok lately,
they do a newlywed game where they point at each other.
They point at the person that the question applies to.
So let's play a version of that.
I'm going to ask a question,
you point at the person this ap.
(upbeat music)
Who can do a better impression of the other?
You're saying each other?
Okay, let me hear it.
Can someone do an impression?
- I can't do Sebastian,
but he does a great impression .
- Let's hear it.
- Cut the check, number five aren't rolling.
(laughing)
Any day now, any day Cari.
Any day.
Why won't anybody kiss me?
(laughing)
- The one man Anthony Mackie show coming soon to Broadway.
- That was good, that was good.
- Who's got the better abs?
- Sebastian. - Maybe.
(laughing)
- I did notice in the first epie
only one man had his shirt off.
- Don't worry, it's coming.
You're gonna see the rest.
- Oh. (laughing)
- It's coming episode, I wanna -
- Four. - Three or four.
- That's the full frontal episo.
That's the totally nude episode.
- Me in my speedo.
- By the way,
have you guys ever discussed on set whose character name
is a better name for male gener,
Falcon or Winter Soldier?
- You know what, never a conversation we had,
but I'm glad you're thinking ab.
- Yeah, that's all I think about generally.
What do you think,
now that I give you that provocative question?
- Gotta be the Winter Soldier.
- Something about ice and winter doesn't go well with it.
- No, it's just like,
you know.
- I would say, you're ready for the Falcon?
(laughing)
I mean it kind of, it has more of a thing with it.
You know what I mean?
Here comes the Falcon.
- Wow, oh God.
A peek into--
- You ready for the Falcon?
(laughing)
- Alright, who's more narotic?
- Oh my God, Sebastian.
- Yeah? - 100%.
- Oh my God.
- Even with the Falcon?
Even with you've got the Falcon?
- Even with the Falcon.
(laughing)
It's so more like, oh,
let's hope the Falcon's, let's hope the Falcon's coming.
- Let's hope the Falcon's awake.
- Is the Falcon ready for lift ?
Let's hope.
(laughing)
- Can't wait for this to be on .
(laughing)
- Alright.
I want to decide once and for all who's the better actor?
You guys ready?
This is how we're gonna do it.
Iconic roles that you have not .
I want to hear your best line r,
this is your audition mix tape.
(upbeat music)
- This is gonna be terrible.
- No, it's gonna be wonderful.
- You buried me alive.
Didn't I do a Star Wars auditio?
That really helped.
(laughing)
- We don't know yet! (laughs quickly)
- Yeah, I guess,
let me tell you something.
I didn't get the role, Josh.
- What, it's not over yet?
- Jesus.
- Best Wolverine, come on.
You can do it.
- You know, sometimes when you cage the beast,
the beast gets angry.
(laughing)
- Mackie does not approve.
You're not supposed to be laughing, Anthony.
Okay Anthony, you give it.
Let me hear it.
- Sometimes when you cage the beast, the beast gets angry.
- I mean, Sebastian,
I think you'll agree, sadly.
I mean, you gave it a good go,
but come on.
- He went Julliard deep on that.
(laughing)
- It's not over yet.
Let's do a little Dominic Toretto from Fast and Furious.
- Oh boy--
- Okay, Mackie,
you wanna go first?
- I don't have friends, I have .
- I would love to see, like,
both of us auditioning, like,
one after the other, you know,
on the same thing,
because I'd be like, (yelling) I don't have friends.
I have family.
(laughing)
The little tickle in the voice.
- That's a little James Dean--
- Going up in the higher regist.
It's tearing me apart.
- I think you won that one, Seb.
That was--
- It was a different interpreta.
- Something about that performae screams Fast and Furious.
- Let's do the last one, iconic.
James Bond.
Give me the name is Bond, James.
Sebastian Stan.
- The name is Bond.
(laughing)
- What was that?
- Alright, Anthony.
It's your part to take now from Sebastian's clutches.
- The name is Bond, James Bond.
(laughing)
- He treated it with respect, the respect the part deserves.
Anthony Mackie, the new James B.
(clapping)
Before I end your careers defin,
some would you rather questions
and then it's all over.
The careers are over.
(upbeat music)
Would you rather, Sebastian,
only be on Gossip Girl the rest of your career,
or never act again?
- Oh my God, Jesus.
- Yeah.
- Uh, no man.
I would be on Gossip Girl for the rest of my life.
That was my choice.
- It's a lot of money.
- Music to my ears.
Anthony, would you rather be the new Captain America,
or be an NFL Hall of Famer?
- Tough question.
- NFL Hall of Famer.
You're asking me would I rathere
Jerry Rice or Captain America?
I wanna be Jerry Rice.
(laughing)
- Okay, there is it.
This is for both of you.
Choose your death.
Would you rather be sat on by H,
or eaten by Rocket Raccoon?
- Jesus.
- Sat on.
- No, man.
Probably eaten by Rocket Raccoo.
- Oh, that's a slow death dude.
- Yeah, that's nasty--
- That's piece by piece.
- (hisses quickly) Like little,.
- Something about the sat, yeah.
- You ever spent time around a ?
- Have you ever been sat on?
(laughing)
Guess so!
- And finally, this is the Dakota Johnson memorial questio.
She asked me this on a previous.
Would you rather have a mouthfu,
or one bee in your butt?
- My God!
Somehow the mouthful of bees, m.
I don't know.
I feel like the other one would be more hurtful, no?
- One bee, just one little bee in your butt,
you can't take it?
- I don't know, I don't know.
That's a tough sting though, sensitive area.
(laughing)
- What about you Anthony?
- I'ma have a bee in my ass fore
- So many pull quotes that willd
your career from this conversat.
- I know, (inaudible),
another thing, Sunday headline.
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