(upbeat music)
- So I swallowed a bunch of water.
- How far out were you?
- Oh, I was out a ways.
My feet couldn't touch the ground.
Anyway, something touches my leg, and I'm just
sure it's a shark.
- No! - Yes.
So I start yelling, and the life guard clears the beach.
Now, it turned out it was just some seaweed,
but here's the thing.
- What happened?
- I went to the beach this weekend, and there
were signs for a shark.
- Oh, and you still went in?
- The beach was open, there was just a sign.
Anyway, I go out farther than I usually do,
I get pulled by a wave, so I swallow a bunch of water.
I'm taking a second, and something touches my leg.
- A shark? - No, it was some seaweed.
But here's the thing.
- Wait, you were by sharks?
- No, it was seaweed, but here's the thing.
- No, but there was a shark sign?
(drum beat)
- Guys, I can't tell the whole story again.
- No, come on, I wanna hear it.
(drum beat) - Okay, so, I was
at the beach, and I go out farther than I usually go.
- How far do you usually go?
- It depends. - you just said usually.
- I meant generally. - That's the same thing.
- Tell the story.
- It's not even that good a story.
It's been built up too much.
- [In Unison] No, tell it.
- Okay, so, I'm at the beach.
- Ooh, what beach?
- Wilbur Beach. - Wait, what beach?
- Wilbur Beach.
- You were at Wilbur Beach?
- Yes.
- Didn't tell me that.
- What happened? - I'm telling it.
I'm at the beach, and some seaweed touches my leg.
But here's the thing.
- Whoa, what happened?
- I was at the beach and I thought I saw a shark.
- A shark? - Yes.
- What happened? - I'm telling it.
So I'm swimming out.
What beach were you at?
- Wilbur Beach. - Where's Wilbur Beach?
- You don't know Wilbur Beach?
- Some seaweed touched my leg and I thought is was a shark!
- Wait, what happened? - Pay attention!
- Oh, I heard this bit already.
- It's not even that good a story.
- [In Unison] No, tell it!
- I'm at the beach and some seaweed touches my leg.
- Oh, I always think that's a shark.
- So did Grant.
- I'm telling it. - I heard it already
- Some seaweed touched my leg and I thought it was a shark.
- I always think that.
- Yes, so I started yelling, shark.
- You were by a shark? - No.
- You just said you yelled, shark.
- Yes.
- What happened?
- I thought there was a shark, but there wasn't,
but then there was.
- What happened?
- I swam this weekend.
I swam out.
- How far out did you go?
- My feet wouldn't touch the ground.
- There's always seaweed out there.
- Yes, and some of it touched my leg.
- I always think that's a shark.
- But it wasn't a shark.
- No! - But you said
there was one.
- There wasn't, but then there was.
- Okay, no, what happened?
- There was a shark.
- You just said there wasn't.
- There was later.
- What happened?
- It's not that good a story.
- [In Unison] No, tell it! (drum beat)
- Some seaweed touched my leg, so I yelled, shark.
Turns out there wasn't a shark, except there
actually was, but I didn't find that out until later.
(drum beat)
- That story sucks.
- Hey, it's Grant from College Humor.
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And, sorry, you guys, it feels like I'm out.
Am I out?
I, 'cause like, I can see the top of the camera, so it's...
Is this better.
All right. It feels worse.
Okay, thanks for watching.