i make this dumb face
derp
i got zero shame
i'm dancing like elaine
invading peoples space
excuse me
here comes a fake laugh
and now i'm acting black
yo yo dawg
i know tons of raps
rap rap
like notorious 2-pac
im strapped
im such a doofus
acting like i'm clueless
but i can be ruthless
if you break my heart
you'll end up in a sh***y song
but i never ever ever get pissed or miffed
i just bottle up my rage
then write a hit
i treat haters like a fly at a picnic
and i whack em off
whack em off
i read every comment and message board
and "swiftkicker" said i wasnt as good as lorde
gonna find him and squish his testicles
turn and cough
i f**k english guys
groovy baby
i got hotdog thighs
i always act surprised
i won?
life is a surprise
yay me
these girls are working hard
yes we're working hard
they went to juilliard
maxed out credit cards
but i dance like a tard
that's true
and i'm a superstar
life's cruel
now i'll try twerking
but my butt ain't working
it's just some spastic jerking
let me crawl below
while i peek at your camel toes
hey hey hey
just think
in the time i spent writing a song about
shaking it off
i could have actually shaking it off
to this
sick
beat
this part's designed
to be sung in time
by some 12 year old girls in a mall
best friends
just turned 24 not a kid anymore
but i act like i'm just like y'all
what is this?
i asked for dijon mustard
and i'm driving you insane ,sane,sane,sane,sane
with my infinite refrain,frain,frain,frain,frain,frain
torturing your brain,brain,brain,brain,brain,brain
shut it off ! shut it off!
hahaha
i was hired by the cia -a-a
just to write a song to play,play,play,play,play
at quantanamo bay,bay,bay,bay,bay,baby
make it stop!make it stop!