Here's your coffee.
Hey, man, I just have to say, I am a huge fan.
Outkast, like, changed my life.
Yeah, yeah. Thanks, man.
So are you gonna collaborate with André 3000 again?
Nah.
How come?
People grow apart.
Greetings.
May I have a half-caff decaf mint mocha latte,
foam on the bottom, served in a flower vase,
and if y'all got some green food coloring
back there, throw it in.
André 3000!
In the flesh.
Big Boi is right over there.
- [gasping dramatically] - Big Boi!
Bitch, I'm trying to read a book.
Big Boi!
What's up, my brother from another mother, man?
Hey, when I say mother, you know I'm talking about art, right,
'cause we got cut out of her womb linked together.
What's up, man? What's up, André?
André who?
I ain't gonna say it, man.
It's not 2,999.
It's not 3,001. - André 3000.
Hey, man, what happened to you after the show?
Yeah, um.
I just--I must have, like, snuck out or something like that.
[in English accent] I thought perchance you went missing.
Don't do the voices, man.
Do what voice, my dear boy?
Why do you--why do you got to do the voices, man?
Why you doing the voices? Why you doing that, man?
One green half-caff half decaf mint mocha latte,
foam on the bottom, in a vase?
I got a new idea for a album, man.
It's gonna be just the sound of screeching metal,
and then only one spoken word per track.
- Cool, cool. - Yeah.
[high pitched squeals]
That's my new screeching metal sounds
I was talking about earlier, man.
One green half-caff half decaf mint mocha latte,
foam on the bottom, in a vase or "vahz."
You ain't hear?
That--that's your-- nig--that's--
you the only nigga that ever order that drink.
Yeah, okay, so what is going on with me?
What is happening with me?
Man, what the fuck happened, man?
- What are you talking about? - We used to be somebody, man.
We used to be a team.
We was on top.
Then you went and lost your fucking mind.
Can we just lose this, man?
Can we just lose the 3000 and just have you talk as André?
Tell me--tell me straight up, man, what happened?
You know what be even better, though, man?
Is if you looked into the pinwheel with your third eye.
I thought you was gonna say some stupid shit like that.
And everything will be revealed.
All right, man. It's been good, man, thank you.
- Thanks for coming by, man. - Okay, yeah.
Matter of fact, I got an appointment right now
to go get fitted for a toga.
- You got--you got to go. - Mm-hmm.
You leaving me. That's a...
Don't do it.
May Eros, Artemis, and Apollo
guide you through your musical journey.
Nigga, what?
Why does your breath smell like birdseed?
- Au revoir. - All right.
Thank you, café craftsman.
You're welcome.
Sweedoop poops.
Sweden dweeps.
Sweep boop dweeps.
Sweden dweep.
Sorry, he--he didn't actually pay for that drink.
I got it.
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