Are you ready for a full tour of Hollywood Arts?
Yeah. Yes.
Sit back, grab a bag of Bibble,
and relax as we check out every room
in the coolest high school ever.
Let's start out with the heart of Hollywood Arts:
The main hallway.
See, it's just a high school.
Uh, this is not just a high school.
The large open area is lined with lockers
that are custom-designed by each student.
What'd you do for yours?
I made a mosaic
using all of the baby bottle nipples from my childhood.
They remind me of a happier time.
In between classes, Tori and all her friends
can socialize...
- Oh, it's my brother. - Did he get me the stuff?
Yeah. He says he got you the clown costume,
the power drill and 12 gallons of blood.
Wow. Where'd he find 12 gallons of fake blood?
You wanted fake blood?
I'll go call my brother.
Practice new instruments...
[playing off-key]
I think it's broken.
And even do a fully choreographed song
and dance for the entire school.
There's the bell! Time to head to Sikowitz's classroom
to learn all about the art of acting.
Can you tell me where Mr. Sikowitz's classroom is?
Down the hall, swing left at the water fountain,
second door on your right.
This room is where our favorite HA students
work on their improv.
Drive-by acting exercise.
You're all angry Englishmen. Go.
I insist you tell me who sat on me crumpet.
My grandmummy went to the loo
while I snogged the Prime Minister!
This flock o' whippoorwills is botherin' my trousers!
Good heavens! There's a dead cockroach in my brassiere!
Blimey!
With a small stage in the center of the room,
they can perform whatever Sikowitz throws at them.
Sikowitz!
What?
You hit me in the face with a ball!
Oh, come on.
A truly great actor can stay in the scene
no matter what's happening around her.
But it really hurts.
It's lunchtime.
Oh, lunch! Yay!
Let's head outside to the Asphalt Café.
This isn't your average high school cafeteria.
Students can enjoy some fresh air
and a variety of food from the grub truck,
including burritos, sushi, sandwiches and even tamales.
But be sure to get them before they sell out.
[humming]
- Give it to me. - No, I want it!
Look, I'm not in a good mood and I want a tamale,
- so hand it over. - No!
[arguing]
Hey, stop it! Hey!
Hey!
No fighting over tamales!
[screaming]
It's also where Hollywood Arts hosts
all of their dances, including Prome.
Okay. Lights, done.
Band, on the way.
Decorations...
Sinjin, do not lick the balloons!
Need a little privacy?
The janitor's closet is where you can hide from Jade.
So... So now what?
We hide in here forever?
Just 'til Jade is calm.
So forever.
Or blow off some steam by cutting up trash cans.
Hey, what you doing?
Cutting up a big trash can.
You cut up the janitor's entire trash can?
He's got another one.
Just watch out for Cat's left hook.
Cat!
What?
You just punched me in the face.
You said to.
Hollywood Arts isn't just about singing and acting,
they even have a ping-pong team.
And I'm very proud to announce the newest member
of the Hollywood Arts ping-pong team:
Tori "The Paddlepuss" Vega!
[cheering]
The student lounge is where Captain Jade
and the rest of the team practice their skills.
The room has games, plenty of seating
and a hollowed out soda machine perfect for spying.
All right.
Who put me in the soda machine?
Next, we head to the library
where detention is held every Saturday.
You clowns are gonna sit here all day
and think about why you're in detention.
Filled with rows of books,
this room offers plenty of space to bust out some dance moves.
I think he's gonna run-dance.
Oh, yeah!
- Yeah! - Whoo!
[laughs]
[cheering]
Our final stop on this tour is the Black Box Theater.
The theater is the place where
students can practice stage fighting...
Give me your money and your watch.
Wouldn't you rather have this?
Ow!
Butternut!
Rehearse plays...
You're beautiful because I love you.
Whoa.
[disco music starts playing]
What up with the disco?
I'm sorry, I hit the wrong thing.
No, 15 years ago your mother gave birth
to the wrong thing.
And even perform a children's concert.
♪ I like noodles In a bowl ♪
♪ Chicken nuggets Make me lose control ♪
♪ 'Cause they taste... ♪
♪ Mm-mm so good Yeah! ♪
♪ I'll eat ice cream cake 'Til my tummy aches ♪
♪ But then here's what I'll do ♪
♪ Here is what I'll do ♪
♪ Share some of mine with you Yummy, yummy ♪
Food!
[cheering]
Do another song!
No!
No matter what room you're in,
Hollywood Arts High School offers everything you need
to make it shine.