I feel like you married me so
I could roll your-
roll my eyes at
you. - No, you're just here
to help me set up jokes.
Oh, wow.
That is the most expensive
setup of your life.
I know.
The punch line is going to be
the divorce proceedings.
Great. You'll pay.
You'll pay.
Sure.
Why did you marry me?
I married you
because I knew it was right.
And there is part of me
who, like,
you know, I've been married before.
It crushed me
when it fell apart the first time.
It crushed me.
And I mean, I married you because I know
I can't wait to wake up
and see your wrinkly old face.
- Give me 6 months.
No, like-
Like there's
sometimes I look at you
in the morning, and I, like,
see your face and I see, like,
your crow's feet.
And I see, like, your gray hair.
And I, like,
think about when you're just, like,
be all skin and bones and gray and, like,
I want to see our lives lived together
and to wake up one day
and, like,
see that story told on our faces.
That's what- that's what-
that's what made me ultimately say yes.
I want to get to that point
where I wake up
and I see the history of all the life
we've lived together.
Like you, asleep on a pillow next to me.
- Cool. - Got me teary eyed.
How do you think our relationship
has changed in the last year?
Oh, my goodness.
I feel like we got over our first,
like, big hump
because it was a challenging year.
It was a really rough year.
I think you and I can both admit
that- - It's still a good year.
It was a great year.
I think we pushed ourselves
maybe a little too hard.
What do you mean?
I mean, we bought a place together
you started school. And a new job.
And a new job,
and-
And we were just married.
And what's great about all
this is we're getting the traction
we want.
Finally, however, I think it was just
we had to, like, really stop and go.
Oh, yeah: us. - Yeah.
I think that was the hardest part
about last year is like,
remembering that, like,
all of this is great.
What about us? And keep coming back to you
and I as a couple.
You're smirking.
How has your love changed for me?
It's only
gotten bigger and deeper.
It's funny.
I look at you and I see my other half.
You are absolutely my other half.
I- it sounds so cliche.
I don't care.
I don't feel complete
if I'm not around you.
If you're like out of town for a few
days, which happens
yeah.
I kind of
I think I told you
that you were out of town for like three
or four days. - Oh yeah, when I was in L.A.
When you were in L.A.
And the first nights, like,
oh, it's super fun.
I'm, like,
going to go home
and get drunk and watch
tv and just, like, be a lush.
And then by day two, I was miserable.
I had nothing.
I didn't know what to do with myself.
I just kind of puttered around
until you got home.
I just. Yeah, I don't know.
I was having fun. - Yeah.
I missed you.
I having so much fun. - Yeah.
Rub it in. - So much fun.
Why are we doing
again?
It's something that's fun to do.
And I think it's so interesting
because I think
when- every time we come back
we like are at just, like,
different point in our relationship.
And when we do it, I think we- like it's
almost like it reaffirms
the fact that, like, oh, yeah,
we do have good communication
and I like you.
Even on our way here,
I was holding your hand, I was like: I love you.
I love you a lot. - Aw. I love you too.
What is the next step
in our relationship?
A baby.
It's a baby.
Yeah, it's a baby.
We're- We're getting there. - Yeah.
Yeah. A human life
we're responsible for.
If we were to have children.
If we were-
when we have children,
what kind of father
do you think I'm going to be?
I think you're going to be
a really good one.
I think you're going to be like
you're a worrier.
Yeah. Oh, hell, yeah.
You are going to be, you
might...
I foresee the fights
when we start a family being about me
being like, chill.
It's fine.
And you not being able to stop worrying.
I- maybe. Because I can
just as easily see it go the other way.
I can see it going the other way.
I'm-
You worry so much.
You were a worrier.
You worry if I'm warm
enough, you worry if,
Uh... you worry about our dogs over
small things.
I was like, you are a professional
worrier sometimes.
So I think that's the thing.
Okay.
Cool.
What are you looking forward
to in our relationship?
Having kids. Can't wait.
Cool.
How has our relationship changed
since we first came on ?
That was like forever ago.
We were like newlyweds
when we did our first one.
Yeah. - What were we like, married,
like, three months?
Something like that. Barely. - Not even I think.
I think we just got married.
Oh, my gosh.
So, yeah, we've been together.
We've been married almost five years
now.
We've hit that point
where we've been
a couple,
a married couple longer
than we were a dating couple.
So most of our relationship has been-
I haven't even thought about that.
Yeah, most of our relationship
has been us being married. - Ugh!
I think we've changed
a lot since we got married.
Yeah, no, I think we've just gotten like-
We're-
I think we're as silly as we were
when we got married.
We definitely still have as much fun
as we used to.
I don't think we've lost that,
but I think we've gotten
I think we've got a better grip on,
you know, how we handle things
and how we approach things and in
how we lay out our plans for the future.
Like sometimes
we know what is best for each other.
And I think that's
one of the big differences
over the last few years
as we've started to listen
to each other more.
And trust that.
Yeah. - That like,
you know, as a big decision
comes, I'm thinking,
what would Andrew say?
You're always in my head.
I feel like I get to
have two people up in here some days.
I know.
I love you.
I love you so much.
You know, in five years,
I think we made each other better people.
I agree.
And I take better care of myself.
You do. - So much better care.
You- this is the healthiest
I've seen you the whole time
we've been
since we started dating eight years ago.
This is the healthiest I've seen you.
You see,
your hospital
scare was about two years ago this week.
You haven't been back to the hospital
since.
How have the events of 2020
affected our relationship
in ways that we didn't expect?
I mean, the most obvious is a house.
Moving to a house.
I never wanted to live in a house.
You were very anti house
our entire relationship - Oh, my goodness.
The idea of a house has always
stressed me out.
You look like I've always been like
an apartment or a townhome.
I do not want responsibility,
like, for things.
And then.
Like- - I said, to lock you in a studio
apartment for nine months.
I've never craved a door or
a wall. - Between you and me.
And mainly because of work.
Yeah. - It's-
You're obsessed with the house.
I'm obsessed with the yard.
Like, just outdoor space.
I haven't had an outdoor space in 20 years.
Well,
and it's so funny
because everything we wanted
we got here like, I want a fruit tree.
We have two fruit trees.
We're like, I want a garage.
We have a garage!
- Such. - A fireplace.
- Such small things, such small things.
And so yeah, comfort. - Yeah.
I want comfort-
I still one day want a pool.
I know we
won't have a pool in this house,
but I want a pool.
One day we'll get a pool.
I want a pool.
We'll get a pool one day.
What are we not doing?
Well, we're not
having a baby.
Oh, that-
Is that...? Are we talking about that? - Ugh.
I mean,
that's not what I would-
Well, no, I mean, it's fine.
It's just.
I think you and I both, it
hit us this year that, like,
if we could manifest a child like that.
But it also sounds horrifying the way
I just put it.
Like, manifest the child.
Like,
we took a child out of the thin air,
which is not what I mean.
Yeah, no,
there's- there's,
like, crime
documentary series about that.
I know you don't do that, Keisha.
Well, I won't.
But I think that's the one thing
I feel like
so many things in our life are, like,
amazing and great.
It's the one thing
I feel like we haven't done yet,
but I feel like we've been able to do
all of the other
things we've wanted to do,
but we just haven't gotten to that yet.
And I'm
eager is not even the right word.
I'm just ready.
Like- - We thought we'd have a baby by now.
That's how we kicked off the
quarantine, too.
And so
we've just kind
of been sitting with that for
nine months.
Yeah.
Yeah,
yeah, we should be
we should be
having a baby, like, right now.
Yeah.
Oh man.
If this was our last conversation,
what is something you would want me-
that you'd never want me to forget?
That I love you
that I love you more
and that
God, that one-
Yeah.
That I can't imagine life at this point
without you.
And I love you
more than I can ever
I just don't know
and I think you know that
it's so simple, but
I just need you to know
how much I love you.
I know
Sorry for taking my nails at you.
It's okay.
Love hurts.
It's so hard for me to not make jokes
because I just want to make jokes.
I know, but
it's
just that simple.