MY FIRST GUEST HAS STARRED IN "THE ASSASSINATION OF JESSE
JAMES BY THE COWARD ROBERT FORD" AND THE "OCEAN'S 11" TRILOGY.
YOU CAN NOW SEE HIM IN "TRIPLE 9".
PLEASE WELCOME CASEY AFFLECK.
(BAND PLAYING) (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
> HOW ARE YA?
>> Stephen: DOING WELL.
HOW ARE YOU?
>> WELL, YEAH.
>> Stephen: THANKS FOR DRESSING UP!
I CAN'T TELL IF THIS CHOICE IS THE LEAST CELEBRITY THING TO DO
OR THE MOST CELEBRITY THING TO DO BECAUSE IT'S VERY CASUAL.
>> THANK YOU.
>> Stephen: YEAH.
YOU LOOK GREAT.
>> Stephen: THANK YOU.
I'M NOT SAYING YOU DON'T LOOK GOOD.
>> YEAH.
>> Stephen: NO, I'M NOT SAYING THAT AT ALL.
>> YOU'RE RUDE.
>> Stephen: NOT AT ALL.
A LITTLE BIT.
>> Stephen: NOT AT ALL.
(LAUGHTER) >> WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
>> Stephen: NOT AT ALL.
IT'S JUST PLAYFUL RIBBING.
>> IS THIS MINE?
>> Stephen: LET'S FIND OUT.
(LAUGHTER) >> OKAY, IT'S MINE.
>> Stephen: YOU CAN HAVE THAT.
WANT SOME?
THIRSTY?
IT'S JUST WATER.
>> THAT'S ALL RIGHT.
>> Stephen: IT'S JUST WATER.
I ACTUALLY LIKE THIS LOOK.
YOU LOOK LIKE WHEN YOU'RE YOUNGER AND THEY GIVE YOU LIKE
THE LITTLE -- IT'S JUST WATER.
DID YOU WANT SOMETHING BETTER THAN WATER?
>> NO, THAT'S ALL RIGHT.
HOW LONG ARE WE GOING TO TALK ABOUT THIS?
>> Stephen: TILL I GET TO MY JOKE.
>> DOES IT ALWAYS TAKE THIS LONG?
>> Stephen: IT'S NOT A JOKE.
YOU LOOK IKE A STREET CORNER JESUS.
(APPLAUSE) YOU DO.
THE MOVIE.
"TRIPLE 9".
>> TERRIFIC PICTURE.
>> Stephen: YOU'RE TERRIFIC IN IT.
>> THANK YOU.
>> Stephen: YOU'RE WELCOME.
YOU'RE SUDDENLY DOING SO WELL.
>> Stephen: I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
WE SHOULD PROBABLY END UP FIGHTING AT THE END.
LIKE BARE-KNUCKLE BOXING.
YOI DON'T WANT TO DO THAT.
>.>> Stephen: YOU HAVE A LOT OF BROTHERS AND SISTERS.
>> NO.
DO YOU WANT TO FIGHT?
>> Stephen: FEELS LIKE THIS IS WHERE IT'S GOING.
>> NO.
>> Stephen: I'M WEARING GLASSES, SO YOU COULDN'T
POSSIBLY THROW A PUNCH AT ME.
(LAUGHTER) I'VE ENJOYED THE MOVIE VERY
MUCH.
I ONLY SAW 1 HOUR AND 10 MINUTES OF IT BUT I -- BECAUSE I HAD TO
HELP MY SON WITH A SCIENCE PROJECT.
TRUE STORY.
(LAUGHTER) YOU'RE DOING A GREAT JOB IN
THIS.
I HOPE YOUR CHARACTER ENDS UP OKAY IN THE END.
YOU'RE THE GOOD GUY IN THIS MOVIE.
>> YEAH.
THERE ARE A LOT OF BAD GUYS.
>> Stephen: YES.
A VERY FORMIDABLE CAST OF BAD CHARACTERS.
>> Stephen: PLAYED BY VERY FORMIDABLE ACTORS.
>> YES, SUPERHEROS.
WE HAD REAL SUPERHEROES, AND A TOUGH GUY WHO WAS ONCE A SLAVE,
NORMAN KILLS A LOT OF ZOMBIES IN THE "WALKING DEAD."
AARON PAUL BECAUSE DRUG DEALER FOR A LONG TIME.
ALL THESE GUYS AND I'M THE ONE GOOD GUY.
>> Stephen: AND WOODY HARRELSON.
>> WHO'S INSANE.
AND KATE WINSLET WHO'S BRITISH.
>> Stephen: THAT CANNOT BE EASY.
I THINK SHE'S FROM NEW ZEALAND, ACTUALLY.
>> WELL, ALL RIGHT.
(LAUGHTER) >> Stephen: WHO CAN TELL?
WHO CAN TELL?
>> SWI?TRUE.
>> Stephen: NOT AMERICAN, WHO CARES, RIGHT?
WE HAVE A CLIP OF YOU AND ANTHONY MACKEY.
>> OKAY.
>> Stephen: WANT TO SAY SOMETHING BEFORE THE CLIP?
>> NO.
>> Stephen: I WON'T STOP YOU.
GOOD.
>> Stephen: (LAUGHTER)
>> Stephen: WE HAVE A CLIP.
HE'S NOT DIGGING YOU.
>> ALL RIGHT.
THE RULES AROUND HERE ARE DIFFERENT.
THIS AIN'T BUCKHEAD, ALL RIGHT?
SO YOU BETTER LEARN FAST.
>> HEY, MAN, LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, YOU GOT A PROBLEM
WITH ME, PUT IT ON THE TABLE BUT DON'T PULL ME ASIDE AND WE ME
LIKE YOU KNOW SOMETHING YOU DON'T KNOW.
YOU BOW UP IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD LIKE THAT, YOU'RE
THE ONE WHO'S GOT EXPLAINING TO DO.
YOU GET OFF MY BACK AND LET ME DO MY JOB.
>> Stephen: YOU KNOW WHOLE GAME NOW, HUH?
UNLOCK THE DOOR, STUPID.
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) >> LOVELY CROWD.
>> Stephen: DID YOU DO THE CLASSIC RIDE ALONG OR ANYTHING
LIKE THAT WITH COPS?
IT WAS IN ATLANTA.
DID YOU RIDE ALONG WITH THE COPS IN ATLANTA?
>> YEAH, THEY WERE FANTASTIC.
THEY WERE REALLY NICE.
WHAT A HARD JOB.
>> Stephen: WAS IT SCARY?
I WOULD BE SCARED TO GO OUT WITH COPS.
>> YOU SHOULD BE.
IT WAS SCARY.
THEY GO FROM, LIKE, EIGHT HOURS OF TEED YUM TO SUDDENLY BEING IN
A SCARY AND STRESSFUL SITUATION.
SO THERE ARE BIG SPIKES OF STRESS AND IT'S HARD TO GO HOME
AT NIGHT FOR THESE GUYS AND IT WAS FOR ME BUT I DIDN'T DO
ANYTHING BUT A COUPLE OF TRAFFIC STOPS, THINKING ABOUT THE
TICKETS.
>> Stephen: REALLY?
YOU WEREN'T CUT OUT FOR THAT.
>> NO.
>> Stephen: YOU HAVE A LOT OF GUN FIGHTS IN THIS.
>> MOSTLY I DO THAT AT HOME WITH MY KIDS AND THE NERF.
I'VE DONE A LOT OF GUN TRAINING.
>> Stephen: DO YOU HELP THEM CLEAN UP THE NERF DARTS?
>> THE LOSER CLEANS UP.
>> Stephen: THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT.
AND YOU SAY "YOU'RE A LOSER."
(LAUGHTER) GREAT FATHER.
WHAT A WONDERFUL FATHER.
>> I DO SCIENCE EXPERIMENTS, TOO, YOU KNOW.
>> Stephen: YOU DO?
I WANT TO HEAR ABOUT IT.
STICK AROUND, WE HAVE TO DO THE THING THEN MORE TO HAVE THE
THING.
>> ALL RIGHT.
>> Stephen: RIGHT BACK WITH MORE CASEY AFFLECK.