He is defective, but I love him! What?
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- Hello underachievers! - Hello underachievers!
Today we are going to be reacting to gay people
I am...
I've made a lot of straight people angry, how have i done that?
- By existing. - Not that bit.
The other bit by making fun of them for not being okay.
We've made lots of videos about straight people where we ask are they okay?
What is the answer? - No, they're not okay.
- And has that annoyed straight people? - Yes, it's annoyed them very much.
- Why is it annoyed straight people? - Because they're snowflakes.
- What about the one where they were okay? - I still got hate for that one, actually.
- You can't make them happy.
I've also been told by lots of angry straights that I would never,
NEVER EVER, make a video "are the gays okay?"
because I wouldn't, because that would be bad.
Well I'm not a hypocrite, so today we're going to be making a video about gays
and asking whether they're okay.
are they okay? We don't know, we'll find out.
By the way, I am bi, so I am also 95% gay.
I'm mostly into men. Corry is bi.
But I'm gay as hell, so I'm gonna be asking other gays okay.
They're not.
Spoiler. - Yeah they're not.
Obviously, we're just having a joke around, it's just a fun video.
Is this gay okay? Tell me in the comments.
[...] "It's normal!
The default is straight" - I agree, 'the fault' is straight.
The fault, the fault in our straights. Put that on screen.
I don't think straight is the default, to be honest,
unpopular opinion: I think there are more non-straights than there are straight.
I think every straight has a little gay in them and I know that it will upset some people
but that's okay.
- Just a little tiny, who climbed inside. - Just a tiny.
- He's living in there. - I have a bit of straight inside me.
I'm not scared to admit that. OBVIOUSLY, we're just having a joke.
The funny thing about this is that, actually, with most characters,
they're not forced to be gay. They're forced to be straight. - Yes.
Like, off the top of my head, I can think of many characters who were forced to be straight.
Star Wars: Finn and Poe. They were forced to be straight.
We watched The Maze Runner
Good Omens, THEY ARE GAY!
- THE MAZE RUNNER! - YES, THE MAZE RUNNER!
Yes, they're so gay, they're gay together, they're in love!
- Thomas Brodie-Sangster and... - Thomas in the film.
- And Thomas in the film. - They're gay together.
And I'm not one of those people to be like: "Oh my God I ship these like, 2 straight people
who are clearly uncomfortable". They are gay!
- No, like they're gay. - They're literally gay.
They have a love arc and then, at the end of it, they just shove in some heterosexuality that doesn't make sense.
- And then he dies! - AND THEN HE DIES!
Kill your gay.
So this is a Facebook advert from Pride. It says:
This is very interesting, because this is a little bit of straight.
I was gonna say this is a straight people thing.
Talk to my wife and I'LL KILL YOU.
You know like, how in films and TV shows, you've got gay characters
that are very straight. Like in Love, Simon.
How he's basically a straight kid, but he likes boys.
This is the t-shirt version of that. They've made being gay like, palatable, for straight people.
- By making them abusive. - Why you enjoy being married, need to hate your wife.
Otherwise straight people don't get that.
This is a joke! It's just a joke about straight people hating their partners.
I don't understand the whole "she is a bit crazy, she has anger issues".
That's not something you want to broadcast. Anyone that I'm close with,
I don't want to broadcast their flaws or perhaps, their mental health issues to everyone that I meet on a t-shirt:
"Hello, my boyfriend has anxiety". - He is defective but I love him. What?!
My dog pisses on the rug and I don't know why. - I'm gonna buy you this t-shirt.
Buy me that with girlfriend on it. Oh my God please.
So here is a gay pickup truck driver, and he's got some gay stickers on his pickup truck
Kickers.
He also happens to be a furry.
His stickers say:
Oh, this is... I like this person.
He's got a sticker that says
"bone me" on it.
No, I like this person. This gay is okay. Furries are okay too.
- I've met lots of nice furries. - Yes, I don't think I've met a not-nice furry.
No I've never met a not-nice furry.
So here's someone's text to their dad. They sent their dad a picture saying:
It's a twink in an old man's bed with the caption: "iPhone 11... Here I come!"
The dad says:
That's not a good way to find out that your dad is gay and also potentially cheating on your mum.
And also having sex with people that are your age or younger.
I don't think there is a good way to find out about that, but I feel like that is a pretty bad way.
I'd be more weirded out that my dad is sleeping with someone my age than him sleeping with someone who's a guy.
Oh, I fully expect your dad to sleep with a guy,
outing your dad! - My dad's not gay. He loves women.
He's just not insecure in his masculinity.
So what is worse than a Tory?
Oh, gay Tories. - Yes! Gay Tories are the absolute worst!
By the way, a Tory is a conservative, a member of the conservative party.
Like the republicans in the UK, but not not as bad as the republicans.
But what's worse than being a gay Tory? - I don't want to say it because it's so much worse.
I was going to say genocide. - I mean...
- Don't even... - I mean austerity.
That is kind of, you know, voting for a party that's kind of starving the health service
and killing thousands of people. - Starving the children.
- Yeah. - Yeah.
You starve children I'd say, you know...
What I don't understand about gay Tories, with a lot of Tories, they're only not homophobic because they can't get away with it now,
when Theresa May was like: "Oh, gays are okay", I'm like, Theresa...
Sweesy.
Look, a gay Tory is like being a snail for a salt, you know.
Wait, I want to see them looking like Tories.
No wait, picture this, you're a Pride Parade. - I am there, you transported me.
Love is in the air, rainbow's everywhere. Trans people walking around in their binders.
- Look at them! - Beautiful, beautiful people, wearing colored, paint.
- Oh, I see them, I see them! What beautiful vivid paint they're wearing!
- SUDDENLY A TORY ARRIVED! - AAAAAAAAAAH!
This is in a Pride march . It's a bunch of Tories marching.
www.LGBTory...
Oh my God, T on LGBT stands for Tory! No, no, no, no.
You need to say LGBT Tory, not LGBTory.
Spot on!
You know how it's like socially unacceptable to be homophobic nowadays, it's slightly less socially unacceptable
to be transphobic and the Tory party has not been too kind towards trans people.
This is from Tumblr and someone said:
Okay. So it is 100% okay to be queer, or gay, or trans or whatever, and not look like you are.
You don't have to have colored hair, piercings, you know, tattoos. You don't need that.
I disagree. You're not gay unless you've got an unusual piercing,
dyed hair and whatever the other one was.
All punks are gay!
- I don't agree necessarily with what this person is saying. - I think that is the gays aren't okay
We've got a two-pronged attack here. We can attack both the gay Tories, who are
lawful and evil. And this person who is chaotic.
It's very funny to me that you see gay Tories, who are advertising for LGBTory, clearly getting rid of trans people
and saying: "Oh, the worst part about these people is that they don't look visibly gay as hell".
There are more issues with Tories, other than the fact that they could be middle class and they look a certain way.
They vote against the interests of LGBT people in general, because of the privileges that they've been afforded.
Minorities in general.
So this is a picture of some two shirtless men and the caption is:
[...] "Who knew I had a kinky side to me".
That was on Facebook.
I knew you had a kinky side to you, because he posted that publicly for everyone to see.
I remember this! I remember seeing these tweets!
So someone said:
And he said:
[...] "And caused loose air to leak into my neck, chest and underarms".
"And I finished him off, so next"
Like good on him, though, right? Like don't injure yourself doing sex, you know?
Be safe. Use a condom. Don't rupture your airways.
Yeah! This guy got gay so big that you can rupture someone's airways!
Some of us, don't have to imagine.
This is a message to Blake. I hope you're okay. So Blake said:
What would you do in this situation? I have thought about this many, many times,
because I have anxiety about situations that will literally never happen. So...
I would pick it up, with toilet paper or a towel and then put it in the toilet flush.
Then wash everything in the shower and say: "Hey, sorry. I sh[ ] in your bed".
and then... That would be.
What the [ ]?
Well I'm getting into character now and I'm thinking:
Yes, that would really help me take my mind off of the horrible untold destruction
that I have faced. - Grindr is the worst...
This isn't a gay man thing, this is a gay man on Grindr thing.
Grinder is a place, where the only thing people want is...
"Can lesbians use the slur 'Fruit'?" - No, because it's a well-known fact
that lesbians don't actually eat fruit. They all have scurvy.
Fruit isn't really a slur.
I mean, is it? - No.
If you were a fruit, which fruit would you be?
Pineapple.
You?
- I want to be a mango. - Why?
- I don't know. - It bruised so easily.
Yeah, but there's that big strong stone inside and such lovely flesh, I think.
You know? - I'm going to end this video now.
Thank you, are they gays okay?
- No! - Neither am I!
Have a good day or don't. See you later losers!
Goodbye! - Buy my hats. Bye.