ALL RIGHT, THIS IS HOW THE GAME WORKS: I'LL SHOW A NEWS STORY
WRITTEN ONLY IN EMOJIS, AND YOU'LL TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK
THAT NEWS STORY IS ABOUT.
SO, WHO HERE THINKS THEY KNOW THEIR EMOJIS?
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) LET ME SEE, WHO KNOWS THEIR
"EMOJ --THEIR EMOJIS?
COME ON, YOU WITH THE BIG ARMS.
HOW ARE YOU?
>> VERY WELL.
HOW ARE YOU.
>> James: VERY WELL.
WHERE ARE YOU FROM?
>> LINDEN FROM SAN JOSEÉ.
VERY SHARP AND DAPPER.
>> THANKS.
>> James: WHERE WERE YOU GOING WITH IT?
>> AN AB.
>> James: IT'S AN AB.
WE CREATE SOMETHING NEW?
>> SOMETHING NEW.
>> James: A HALF DAB AB.
LET ME SEE IT.
IT'S A HALF DAB WITH SOMEHOW MORE EFFORT.
>> YEAH.
>> James: SO THEN WHAT DO YOU DO WITH YOUR LIFE?
HOW OLD ARE YOU?
WHAT DO YOU DO?
>> I'M 23 AND I'M A SINGER.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> James: PROVE IT.
WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO SING?
>> James: SOMETHING IDEALLY PUBLIC DOMAIN, BUT IT'S UP TO
YOU.
( LAUGHTER ) >> UM --
♪ SOMETHING TOLD ME IT WAS OVER ♪
♪ WHEN I SAW YOU AND HER WALKING ♪
ARE YOU GOING TO HELP ME?
>> James: MAYBE.
♪ SOMETHING DEEP DOWN IN MY SOUL SAID CRY, GIRL ♪
>> James: OH, MY WORD!
♪ WHEN I SAW YOU AND HER TALKING ♪
♪ .
>> James: OH MY!
YOU'RE AMAZING!
>> THANK YOU, THANK YOU.
>> James: WOW!
THAT WAS INCREDIBLE.
>> THANK YOU SO MUCH.
>> James: I THINK YOU SHOULD SIT IN WITH THE BAND FOR THE
REST OF THE SHOW.
>> I'D LOVE TO.
>> James: CAN HE SIT IN WITH THE BAND?
CAN HE JAM?
REG?
LIKE REGGIE GIVES A (BLEEP).
( LAUGHTER ) CAN HE JOIN THE BAND AND JAM?
>> YEAH, OF COURSE, ABSOLUTELY.
>> James: PLAY "EMOJI NEWS!."
HAVE A LOOK AT THIS NEWS STORY AND TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK IT
IS.
>> SO A POLICE STOPPED A ROBBERY FROM HAPPENING IN A HOME.
AND IT WAS A RUN.
THE PERSON RAN INTO THE HOUSE -- >> James: THANK GOD YOU CAN
SING.
>> YES.
( LAUGHTER ) >> James: LINDEN, THANK GOD
YOU ARE PRETTY AND YOU CAN SING BECAUSE --
>> IS IT WRONG?
>> James: IS IT WRONG?
IT'S NOT EVEN CLOSE TO BEING RIGHT.
LINDEN, WHAT THIS IS IS RESIDENTS IN AN ARKANSAS
NEIGHBORHOOD ARE HOPING SECURITY CAMERA FOOTAGE CAN HELP POLICE
IDENTIFY A JOGGER WHO HAS BEEN DEFECATING ON THEIR LAWNS.
ALTHOUGH, I WILL SAY, ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, THE ROSES HAVE
NEVER LOOKED BETTER.
( LAUGHTER ) NOW, DO WE THINK -- I'M GOING TO
LET THE AUDIENCE DECIDE, DO WE THINK LINDEN DESERVES THE CHANCE
TO SIT IN WITH THE BAND FOR THE REST OF THE SHOW?
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) WHO ELSE KNOWS THEIR EMOJIS?
COME ON, I'LL COME TO YOU.
WAIT THERE.
I'M COMING TO YOU BECAUSE YOU HAD ALL OF THESE PEOPLE HERE
JUST POINTING AT YOU.
WHY, IS YOUR EMOJI GAME THAT STRONG?
>> I LOVE MY EMOJIS.
>> James: WHO ARE YOU WITH HERE?
>> MY MOTHER-IN-LAW OF SIX MONTHS.
IT'S GOING GREAT.
( LAUGHTER ) MY SISTER-IN-LAW, AND MY
HUSBAND.
>> James: OH, OF SIX MONTHS.
YES.
>> James: AND WHAT'S YOUR NAME.
>> MADELINE.
>> James: WHERE ARE YOU FROM?
PITTSBURGH BUT LIVE IN HUNTINGTON BEACH NOW.
>> James: AND YOU SEND A LOT OF EMOJIS TO ALL OF THE FAMILY
OR JUST YOUR HUSBAND?
>> ALL OF THE FAMILY.
>> James: WHAT ARE THE BIG EMOJIS BETWEEN YOU AND THE
HUSBAND?
>> OH, OH, UM -- >> James: HANG ON.
HOLD THAT.
>> THE EGGPLANT.
TELLING PLANT.
THE EGGPLANT.
>> James: IT'S FINE.
IT'S JUST SMILEY FACES AND WINKS.
NOTHING FOR YOU TO WORRY ABOUT.
I MEAN, I'M SAYING, DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THE EGGPLANT EMOJI?
>> SHE HAS EIGHT CHILDREN, SHE KNOWS.
>> James: SHE SEES GOT EIGHT CHILDREN?
SOUNDS LIKE YOU KNOW TOO MUCH ABOUT THE EGGPLANT MONALY!
( APPLAUSE ) TAKE A LOOK AT THIS STORY AND
TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK THIS IS.
>> OH, MAN.
UM, OKAY.
MAN, MAYBE PEAS, ICE CREAM AND A COP -- UH, OOH, AND HE GETS
ARRESTED FOR PEEING ON SOMETHING HE'S NOT SUPPOSED TO PEE ON, OR
A PLACE THAT'S NOT GOOD -- HIS EGGPLANT WAS OUT AND --
( LAUGHTER ) SOMETHING -- UM, I'M GOING TO GO
WITH MAN GETTING ARRESTED FOR PEEING SOMEWHERE.
>> James: LET'S HAVE A LOOK AND SEE IF YOU'RE RIGHT.
I CAN TELL YOU AN EX-CON IN THE U.K. WAS ARRESTED AFTER HE WAS
FOUND TO BE USING A FAKE PENIS AND YELLOW LIQUID TO DELIVER
CLEAN URINE SAMPLES FOR HIS MANDATED DRUG TESTING.
>> SO I GOT IT!
>> James: YOU ABSOLUTELY DIDN'T GET IT, BUT THANK YOU FOR
PLAYING!
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK!
TAKE IT AWAY, LINDEN!