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Is that MichelleCaliforniaRomanceGirl?
Mychemicalromancegirl asks:
"How do I show PDA with my boyfriend without being gross?"
What's PDA?
What does PDA mean?
I'm only a nine year old kid. I haven't learned that yet.
I would just try to think of anything
that you wouldn't want to see other couples doing and don't do it.
You use common sense.
Don't push your fingers under his clothes.
Don't be too clingy to each other.
Don't get up all on each other.
Don't grope each other when you do that.
You could kiss him, but you shouldn't kiss him
for that long 'cause then it gets gross.
Usually, just a kiss on the cheek is pretty tame.
If you kiss for, like, five seconds, that's too far.
Just go for a hug or a short kiss so nobody has to see that.
Don't ever make out in public, 'cause that's just gonna freak people out.
Well, you gotta do it as you feel it, sweetheart.
You know, you don't want to climb his body,
but give him a kiss and give him a hug.
Boy, guys love that!
You could sit in the movies and maybe, like my husband and I do,
give a little kiss on the cheek before the movie starts.
Just as long as you're not making out or whatever.
Just tone it down if you're gonna do it in public
'cause being around that gets a little awkward.
So don't make it awkward for everyone else.
It would be good to show a little class with that.
Just give him a hug. Hold his hand.
There are other cultures where you kinda keep that to yourself
and you do it in private.
I kinda like that part.
George Birkin asks:
"How do I win the Game of Thrones?"
What's that?
If you wanna win the Game of Thrones, you should probably watch
Game of Thrones. I haven't watched it.
Well, you better watch that show very closely,
and watch all the strategy.
Is it possible to win the Game of Thrones?
I feel like everybody would just die with dragons and fire.
It's hard to say because everybody who I think is gonna win dies.
Just be relentless and don't trust anybody.
I would say treat it like a game of Chess.
Use the same principles
and if you focus on winning, you should.
Fight the dirtiest and the hardest.
Train to be an amazing fighter and maybe you'll win.
You probably have to poison some people, become king.
Eliminate your competition, and then you gotta win over
everyone around you.
Call on a war.
If you really want that throne you'll do anything to get it.
I'm gonna have to go with ride a dragon.
Befriend all the dragons in the series, put them all together,
and then ride all of them.
Get a humongous throne...humongous!
And then get a humongous crown, and then get a lot of servants
and say, "Off with your head!"
Alyssa Erhardt wants to know:
"How do you deal with losing?"
That's easy. You just don't lose.
Next.
Keep your chin up. Fake a smile.
You know, fake it 'til you make it.
Don't dwell on it. Find something else to do.
Something that makes you happy.
Go see a movie, watch a TV show, play a game you like on the computer.
You don't set yourself up in your mind that you're going to win.
You go out and do your best, and don't be disappointed if you do lose.
How I deal with this is I get my anger out on someone.
I don't know how, but I just get it out on my dad.
It kind of depends on sportsmanship.
Just as long as you have sportsmanship, you won't really have a hard time
dealing with losing.
I usually say, "GG" for "Good Game".
I also always have a smile on my face
because I was happy we got to play the game.
I deal with losing by remembering, "Oh, I have more games to play.
This isn't my last game."
In the long run, it's better to just learn from your mistakes
of why you lost and not to be too bitter about it.
Just try to swallow your pride. Congratulate the other person.
You just gotta suck it up and accept it.
You win some, you lose some.
That's something that everybody has to go through,
but just don't be too hard on yourself.
I just say to myself, "For every loss there's a win.
And for every win, there's a loss."
So you'll keep losing, but you'll also keep winning.
I'm a philosopher now.
Rauiri-- is that Rauiri? That's beautiful.
McNally:
"How do I stop my dog from eating everything?"
If he's eating your homework, you're doing a good job.
You give them a bone.
Make sure it's a big one.
Give him stuff to chew on that he'll like.
You need to train that dog. It's on you.
Get a spray bottle, fill it with water, and when it tries
to eat something it shouldn't, spray it with the bottle.
You could probably buy that dog spray.
You spray it on anything, and the dogs absolutely hate it.
So if there's something you don't want him chewing on,
spray it all over.
You need to get your dog a cone so it physically can't eat anything
and you have to feed it with a spoon.
Cover his mouth with that, you know, when you go for a walking...
put on his mouth and he cannot eat.
You probably oughta start by feeding him two or three times a day.
If that doesn't work, pull out his teeth!
Instead of throwing a whole bowl of dog food down,
space it out during the day so that he gets used to eating
a little less more often.
I would just put everything out of place
where the dog can't reach, but you can.
Dog proof your house.
Put everything out of reach.
Put it up in cabinets, just like baby proofing it.
Call Cesar because Cesar knows everything about animals.
You don't know who Cesar is? Go to Animal Planet.
You'll find Cesar.
Banana Power.
Banana Power. Yes!
"What's the best dance to do at a party?"
The Hula? No.
The Foxtrot? No!
You could do the Conga!
Everybody knows the Running Man. It's the easiest thing to do.
You just gotta run in place!
You can go for the old John Travolta.
Well, I still like the '60s, so I like to do the Twist,
and the Watusi, and the Mashed Potato, and all those things back then.
My best dance move is cartwheels.
Unbelievable-- at 66, I can still do cartwheels.
The Bernie.
You know, that's probably my favorite dance to do at a party.
You know, going like this, pretending like you're dead.
Right from the movie.
Obviously, the Harlem Shake, guys.
It's the best dance in the world.
I would come up with an original dance move
that makes you feel good and just rock out with it.
I always do a little shoulder action.
That's always good. Keep it simple.
In my 20s, I was a ballroom dance champion.
All I can tell you is it's depend on the music.
You just do random dance moves like this.
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Obviously, the Sprinkler.
(imitates sprinkler)
And then you have to go like...(imitates gliding back)
(imitates sprinkler)
Works for me.
It's been working since 1995.
(laughs) I was in the womb, doin' the Sprinkler.
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