- OMG. - OMG.
- Would Jesus Christ say "Oh my God"
or "Oh my Dad".
- God, 'cause God and dad are two different things.
Someone can be your dad but God
is a separate thing from dad.
They mean two separate things.
So that's like being like,
oh my God if I saw a bunch of carpenters,
and your dad's a carpenter, would you say,
"Oh my carpenter" or "Oh my dad"?
He would say "Oh my God" 'cause God is your dad.
- How did that,
how did that make sense?
Like where did the carpenter come into this
and why is the carpenter now being replaced with God.
Was God a carpenter, Mike?
- I'm gonna go back and listen to this and still
think I'm the smartest person in the world.
- Let's take a second. - No, I totally owned that.
You can't tell me that that didn't make complete sense.
(upbeat techno music)
- It's starting to become a tradition where I start off
these videos with telling you guys what's going
on in my life and telling you to just deal with it.
So here is what's going on in my life and just (beep)
deal with it.
One air conditioner is still on, shut up, I'm hot,
I'm not turning it off.
I don't want to sweat anymore.
I've been inside myself for two months,
I can do whatever the hell I want.
The air conditioner is staying on God dammit.
Two, construction is still happening outside.
Didn't know that was gonna happen when I moved in here.
I did, I did, I did,
that's why it was cheap.
Y'all don't need to know about my financial troubles,
shut up get over it, get over it.
Three, my camera broke last week so I got a replacement
so I may look like a new bitch.
You may be sitting there like oh, Mac,
he looking pristine.
I've always been pristine, bitch,
why you gagging?
What's the tea?
But today (blows lips)
today we're going talk about mobile games.
What are mobile games, Mac?
I don't know, shit you play mobile-y.
But not just any type of mobile game, oop, there it goes,
there it goes, y'all here it.
Get over it.
Get the fuck over it.
So not just any mobile game,
but mobile games with terrible ads.
We've all seen the same type of ad
about the same type of game.
And for some strange reason,
each ad seems to be the same game
but with a different title.
Looks like a bunch of triangles and squares and levers
and there's a spider and throwing fire.
There's lava, there's like a tiger thing,
like what the fuck?
What are we, what's happening here?
Usually we see these ads about these games and never
have the energy to even check them out because they
look stupid as fuck.
Well today, I am giving you guys my energy
to do that for you.
Because I have nothing else to do.
Mobile game ads are probably the weirdest ads
that pop up on our cell phones since Kony 2012.
I don't know who in their God damn mind
thought it would be a good idea
on my 5G bird-killing internet.
When I'm just trying FaceTune my face,
have random pop up ads saying
press this ad, you'll play the game, press us,
we promise it's the game, it's not just an ad,
it's also a game.
Press this ad please.
Press us please!
Please press us, press it!
You can play the game if you press it!
You pressed the ad, aha bitch!
Download the game now.
We tricked you bitch!
You fucking download this fucking game bitch!
Fucking tricked yo' ass,
now fucking download our fucking shit.
You thought you can play us?
You thought you can play us on this random app?
Click on us, bitch!
And don't even get me started on TikTok.
I don't even wanna talk about it.
So I found a Twitter account called
annoying YouTube/MobileAds and I thought I will
go down this page,
find every weird mobile game ad that I remember,
download that game and see if the game
is better than the ad or just much worse.
First one I see is this bitch, ID Please,
have you ever been rejected to a club?
Now it's your chance to reject people, what?
Why do I give a shit?
They're advertising for a game where you can be
a bouncer for a club.
Because in my pastime.
Apparently it also has a 3.8.
So I downloaded the bitch.
And here it is, select, wow.
The two genders.
A hair bun or French hat.
Let's do French hat, I want muscles.
ID Please!
And right below us if you can see that motherfucker,
that piece of shit, oh my gosh, there it is.
The amount of ads I have seen freaking out
dumb ass man screaming at poles and spiders.
The amount bitch, okay here we go.
Evan Aiden, 27.
What do I do, slide?
Okay, slide.
Okay, no.
Okay, tap here to review the rules?
The rules is only what?
Okay, and you can come in.
Okay.
That's it, do you like ID Please?
Do I bitch?
So the game is to swipe.
You're literally just swiping,
like that's it.
Do you like ID Please?
Nah, bitch.
Oh wow, you can get unlocked beards and glasses
on a character you can't even see.
So the next one we're gonna do, wait a minute,
let's do one more round and we'll see,
we'll see if it gets better.
Accept bribe?
This won't affect your score.
Sure.
- Hi, is Alex here?
- Uh, Alex.
- Emily Rotakowski.
- Did you just attack my village?
- Bitch, no, nevermind, not taking your fucking bribe.
Get the fuck out of here,
make me watch a fucking ad.
Oh this bitch.
Oh bitch this bitch bitch.
Defeat the goblin by pulling the levers type of ads.
Like why can this man never defeat the goblin?
Why is there a goblin in the tunnel
in the first place?
Hero Wars, become a legend!
It's like I've never seen a more chaotic finger
than this motherfucking finger on these ads.
Like the bitch don't got a big brain
like the bitch confused.
The hand thinks the humans a goblin,
I don't know if you noticed.
Maybe this is an entire commentary that we are
the goblin the entire time.
Maybe we are the virus.
Well I downloaded it.
Oh.
The bitch is real.
Wait, I did not think this was the actual game.
I thought they were joking.
I thought those ads were a scam.
Bitch, oh was I the fall, was I the virus after all?
Great.
Okay, yummy.
Let's try another one.
Oh.
(intense music)
What, what, what?
Bitch, I was right.
I knew it bitch, I knew that wasn't the game bitch.
They were advertising some bullshit.
They probably added that small thing in the beginning
later when they got some shit on their ass.
Oops, oops, we pissin' people off.
Bitch what the fuck is this, bitch?
Do I just kill monsters?
Who's trying to interfere with my plans?
Astaroth!
Stop the pursuers.
Okay, Astaroth, no!
You're under a spell!
I don't give a fuck.
We won.
Where are the levers?
Gimme some poles.
I want some poles.
Gimme some poles, gimme some more poles.
So basically all I do is just sit here
and let them fight it out.
I am not pressing anything, bitch, watch.
They just fight.
I just gotta sit here and watch.
If I wanna do something I just gotta.
(shield engages)
Wow!
And we won, great.
And now we're back to the poles, here we go,
bitch you alive!
You can't leave the pole.
Once you on the pole, you in the pole.
The pole is forever.
Oop, I messed up.
I don't even get to try,
bitch I don't even get to try again.
That shit is such a scam.
Oh my God!
I'm done with you.
I downloaded this game,
wanting to slide some poles, get some money.
Slide some poles and get some money.
That's all I wanted to do.
And the bitch tried to make me fight?
I don't do that.
Maybe that is the true life of a stripper.
Maybe this is supposed to represent
the entire struggles a stripper
has to go through in order to slide down a pole
for some cash.
Maybe we are the virus after all (laughs).
Honestly, strippers, do your thing.
That's muscle, bitch.
I don't have that.
Who next?
Oh my God, oh my God, oh bitch let's talk about this.
Lily's motherfucking Garden (laughs).
With these dramatic ass sexual ass ads.
Like what the fuck you sellin'?
What am I buying?
What is this game?
Am I gonna have sex?
Is that the reason?
There has to be a compilation somewhere.
Okay so there's two versions.
All ads in order.
Both of them are over 10 minutes long
of like one minute ad videos.
God damn these people need to calm down.
We get it.
Here we go, oh, um no.
Oh no.
So many terrible things happening in her life.
Oh she's so sad.
Oh she's so lonely.
Oh no.
Time passes by as she's eating one meal
at this table by herself.
Play Lily's Garden, bitch.
What?
What do I do in this game?
Am I depressed?
Is the game teaching me how to eat a turkey?
I don't know. Yoga time, bitch.
Is there yoga in the game?
Probably not?
Oh, oh.
(bells ring)
Play Lily's Garden to find out (laughs).
Y'all like man ass?
Lily's Garden!
Man.
(bed rocking)
That took me a second to realize what
the fuck that noise was.
Oh my God.
Oh, she's depressed 'cause he only lasted a minute.
Play Lily's Garden.
Now we doin' laundry.
(washer runs)
Play Lily's Garden (laughs).
And now they're at a laundromat.
(sultry music)
Play Lily's Garden (laughs).
What's the garden, bitch?
Is the garden your vagina?
Is Lily's Garden a metaphor for her sexuality and organs?
Are we the virus the entire time?
Oh they're getting married now.
Oh she's not happy 'cause he only
lasts a minute.
Lily's Garden, oh, she found a new man.
Oh, she 'bout to cheat.
Oh, she gonna cheat.
She gon' cheat, play Lily Garden to find out.
Find where Lily's Garden goes to next.
Wait, wait, wait.
Oop. Oop.
Oop.
Lily's Garden, bitch!
Play Lily's Garden (laughs).
She just want her flowers sniffed, bitch.
She want her garden catered to.
She want that water ASAP.
She tryna photosynthesize.
She tryna make that garden lush, okay.
Lily's Garden.
So I downloaded it.
- [Lily] After the big break up,
my whole world started falling apart.
- Oh bitch, okay, whatever, whatever, whatever.
Let's get to the garden.
Make that pussy sweat.
First off, this background bitch.
Fix mailbox.
Do it, do it, fix the mailbox.
(gentle music)
Bitch, is this the garden?
Is this Lily's garden?
Are we really, are we serious?
Got the mailbox fixed.
Is that the garden?
Is this game really about a garden?
This game is literally about a garden.
I'm just matching tiles, making a garden, bitch.
I'm not humping any washing machine.
I'm not cheating on any mens,
wrecking any homes or anything.
Just matching some tiles and making some gardens.
Lily's fucking Garden.
I have never been more disappointed in my life.
Have you ever felt like your heart
being ripped out of your chest and thrown
to the wolves and you watch them feast upon your heart
feeling every last teeth mark, scrape,
against your arteries?
No, me neither.
I wasn't trying to hump a washing machine, what?
You're weird.
You're the virus.
There's one more, one more,
that I've been seeing all over the God damn
place and they don't quit.
Motherfucking Homescapes bitch.
Home mother fucking scape.
Oh no, get him off of this kink bed.
Oh no, don't press the cat.
Oh no, slide these poles to save this woman.
What the fuck is this game?
This game in particular gets on my nerves
'cause the amount of times they've changed
the quality of their ad.
Like if they thought their ads weren't going
to play to everybody at the same God damn time.
One point they're fucking cartoons,
next point they're 3D,
next point you gotta do the pole sliding
thing in the next point you're just pressing
some pretty pictures.
They have no fucking clue
what this game is themselves I think.
This bald ass man is trying to get this woman
or something I don't know.
Is she home?
Is she who he's escaping to?
I don't know bitch.
So I downloaded it.
- [Narrator] Sometimes when we dream,
we travel back in time.
- They said a bunch of,
they said animation studios.
I did not expect this.
I mean they paying like millions of dollars
to play these ads all over the internet
so I guess they got money.
They're probably tracking my screen right now
and my face and recording it for the black market,
we don't know, bitch, we don't know.
Oh, my childhood home.
Wait a minute,
is this not the same style as the other game?
Here we go.
(light game music)
What kind of fuckery are we fucking in here?
Are Lily's Gardens and Homescape the same game?
Are they being pushed and advertised
by the same fucking company, bitch?
Level complete, wow.
We replaced the carpet with the star
and then the carpet's replaced.
Oh my fucking God.
How are they getting through with this?
How are we allowing them to advertise like that?
I feel like my heart was stomped on twice, bitch.
I feel lied to.
I feel cheated on.
I feel disrespected.
I feel unlistened to.
I feel
gay.
So, I'm done with that for today.
Pissed off now.
What did we learn today, kids?
What did we learn today?
Let's talk about that for a fucking second.
That Miss Lily pussy-be-wet Garden
and Mr. Home who bitch you really be living like this Scapes
ass both be lying and taking advantage
of our hearts.
Both be lying.
I downloaded both of those games expecting
just like a smidget of that delectable chaos
they were promising and I was left with bullshit!
What did we learn today, kids?
We learned that you can't trust a bitch that considers
a washing machine a good time.
We learned that the pole is a lie.
The motherfucking pole slide is a lie, lie, bitch.
That's a no, that's a make believe.
They said sike.
They said y'all can't stop us.
They said we paid Facebook so much money that they
don't give two shits.
I'm gonna just leave it like this is.
Should games be prosecuted for falsely advertising?
Yes.
Is this false advertisement?
Hell yes.
Should you trust a game that's spending
thousands upon thousands of dollars advertising
in your face to download it, no.
If it ain't paying creators say they love it,
it ain't worth your time either.
Do y'all remember best fiends?
What did we learn today, bitch?
Scams and that Lily's motherfucking Garden's
never gonna get dry, bitch.
She's always dripping.
Shout out to RudolphMak
and sisterTom_ for retweeting my last video.
Comment down below.
What
flower do you like in a garden?
Lily apparently likes big dick, so.
I'm gonna go.
My name is Mac
and can I get a like, comment, share and subscribe!
Wow!
Pussy wet.
(woman singing)
Major lift, composing
♪ Hallelujah ♪
♪ Hallelujah, hallelujah ♪