(scream)
- The gays are everywhere.
Let me change my shirt.
Oh, the God, this is redundant.
So the gays are everywhere.
Also, I'm having a very bad skin week
so get over that.
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Okay, what a weird discombobulated start I just did.
But the gays are everywhere, gays are everywhere.
We're in movies, TV show, the internet, in public,
we're live, we're visible, and we're not afraid
to say what we are. There's some people are saying
that we are now shoving the homosexual agenda down
people's throat, making it very uncomfortable for people to
live their lives with all this homosexual agenda, oo.
And that is the only thing that's just uncomfortably
being shoved down our throat, yep.
The only thing in the world, just rainbows and gays,
that's it, that's all, that's uncomfortably being
thrown out, being gay, I was comfortably being regularized,
right? Not these weird gender norms,
that we act like gorgeous, normal things that we
can push onto random products,
like the Boys Bible. Oh no, not the Boys Bible
the ultimate manual. Finally a Bible just for boys.
Discover growth and gory Bible stuff.
You know boys, you know when you're just reading the Bible
on a random day, and you're like where's all the gore?
Boys Bible.
(screaming)
You know those days where you're like, yah,
my testosterone and gigantic balls are getting in the way
of understanding what the hell Genesis is.
Cause name's too feminine for me.
Boys Bible! Find out interesting and humorous Bible facts.
Boys. You know, Like how we're apparently not supposed to be
in the same house, when a women is menstruating.
That's, that's in there.
Boys Bible. Learn how to become more like Jesus mentally,
physically, spiritually, and socially.
Because Jesus was a boy, so now you too, as a boy,
can be Jesus.
Boy Bible.
They even made the cover look like steel, you know?
Cause it's manly, and religion.
They're still in religion. Boys Bible.
As a leatherback Bible, like most of them come in.
It's just so too, way too common for us boys.
So we need something manly, like paperback,
with a steel picture.
Boys Bible. But now, guess what boys, now it's gay.
(outback country music)
That's right, about five years ago, Jesus Christ.
Five years ago I did a video where turned, unneededily
Ungendered products gay.
Cause pushing weird gender norms on inanimate objects,
Is so much more normalized to people
of the same sex falling in love with each other.
You know, people don't want to see that.
People want to see stuff like men's and women's pickles.
That's right, that's what we want, not equal rights
For people that deserve it.
Pickles, for specific genders.
Hey men, have you ever been eating a pickle and you thought-
This might seen women like women, like women?
Yes, yes women like.
Don't worry, just show your buddies, the blue cap,
And they'll be like, okay dude, you can hang.
And women, have you ever been eating a pickle
and thought I wish this experience was more pink.
Well, we got that for you too. Never again will you
be sitting there eating a pickle, wondering, oh,
I hope people don't mis-gender me for this.
Never once again will you be eating a pickle and think-
Ah damn, how do I identify again? Men and women pickles.
Well guess what? Now it's gay.
(outback country music)
Hey ladies, have you ever been needing to hammer something
into your wall, and you thought-
Oh no, that's not how I identify.
Well don't fret, because now we have women's hammer,
correction, lady hammer pink. Yeah.
And I would have gone and bought all this stuff.
But I think you can understand why this stuff is hard to
find. Yes ladies! Finally the equal rights you deserve.
No more hammering with the man's tool, no more of this
patriarchal, bullshit. Now you can break the glass
ceiling with a tool made from a company, with majorly men.
Lady hammer pink. But guess what.
Now it's lesbian.
(outback country music)
Now ladies. You think that's all we got you?
You think that's all you need to break that ceiling, no.
Because you can forget women's laxatives.
Women's gentle, laxative, gentle enough for sensitive
stomachs, that's right.
Same sized box, same chemicals, and same dosage as the
original box of laxatives.
Except you get 10 pills less.
To constantly remind you.
Y'all already know what I'm gonna say.
And it's the value size, that means it's originally smaller.
Look at us, Look at us progressing.
Well, guess what? Now it's bisexual.
(outback country music)
Men's bread. No, lead-in for this.
Yep, that's all need to hear, it's men's bread.
Bread for men. You might be thinking,
oh maybe that's the brand. No. That's the brand,
this is just the name of the bread.
That's right, men, we finally did it!
All our needs, of eating a delicious piece of buttered toast
and wonder does this make me look masculine? No.
It will always make you look masculine with man's bread.
Why? Because the package has men farming on it.
Need something bready for a guy named Eddie?
Men's bread. Need some fiber to get your masculinity
higher? Men's bread. Is breakfast fiber?
Yeah I'm just going to go. I don't know whatever,
now it's gay.
(outback country music)
A man size tissue box, yes, that's right.
We did it again, men. No longer we have to to buy those
small tissue boxes for your man problem.
Now we have made a box big enough for all of those
manly problems like.
Oh.
Oh yeah that's gonna need a lot of
tissue actually. Now it's gay.
(screaming and outback country music)
Women, don't worry,
we're coming back to you, I'm all about equality here.
Have you ever needed to plug your ears?
That's all I have for the lead-in for that.
Women's ear plus, there you go, now you can, you're welcome.
We did that for you, no longer will you have to sit there
and listen to the world, completely oppressed and subjugate
you due to the genitals, you were born with.
Women's earplugs. Have you ever been wearing
regular earplugs, and thought- Hm, these aren't good enough
for my womenly ears. No? Well now you will,
because here it says women's earplugs.
Because let's face it, they have ears too.
I guess we just figured that out. Now it's gay.
(outback country music and screaming)
Don't think we stopped there, cause we also gave you guys
some batteries, with the free balloon.
Because you guys deserve it.
That's right, girls batteries for all those girly needs.
like powering the entire backbone of our Congress right now.
I don't know, but now it's gay.
(screaming and outback country music)
And when you're tired of that free balloon,
you can mosey on down and grab yourself some tape.
That's right, tape, just for girls. Because it's pink.
You know men don't like pink, except for a lot of them.
Now you can tape everything in pink.
All the things you need, like the glass ceiling.
Cause governments feel when majority of men are
still trying to dictate what you can do with your bodies.
Well, now it's pansexual.
(screaming and outback music)
Don't worry men, I'm coming back to you.
We all know you guys don't like to be left out of things.
We all know.
We all know. Men, boys, fellas, let's have a talk.
Have you ever been shopping for shampoo? Always wonder-
huh, I wonder which shampoo is made for me, apricot? No.
How about the set of men.
There it is. Yes that's right.
No need to smell like fruit or any other smells good.
Now you can smell like men. What does man smell like?
I don't know, cause according to your rules,
because I suck dick, I am not allowed to understand.
I don't know, now it's trans, cause I said so.
(outback country music)
Ever had lint on your shirt, and you said-
Man, how do I get this off in a manly way?
Well here you go, men's lint rollers, for one pound.
Oo, a steal. No longer are the days of rolling lint off
your clothes just for women. Cause that obviously exists
at one time right? Now we can do it too.
Men's, lint rollers those manly lint, you know?
Like the ones that drink white claw and listen to Joe Rogan
on a regular occasion, cause they think that's a personality
trait.
(crescendo of the word gay)
(outback country music)
Come on Moo Moo.
And when you're done with that lint roller,
why don't you mosey on down and grab yourself
some men's ultimate multi-tool cotton swabs swabs.
That's right, cotton swabs for men.
No longer will you be swabbing your ears and think,
God does this look like a dick going in a vagina?
Men's cotton swabs, just so the other bros know
you're not sticking them up your ass. Men's cotton swabs.
Cause regular cotton swabs are for sissies.
Now this one's asexual. Y'all get this one.
(screaming with outback country music)
Now ladies, we're going to end this last one
on you. And we're going to get real serious, real quick.
(clears throat)
Have you ever been sitting at home with your heartache,
with your thoughts, your ideas, your worriment,
your concerns and wondered.-
Can I talk to a demon? Well now you can.
Women's Ouija board.
(screaming)
Ask the questions girls want to know,
because you couldn't do that anywhere else.
Now you too girls can become a medium, the one job
Barbie hasn't had yet.
So now you can feel both better and prettier than her.
Girl's Ouija board, because regular Ouija boards
don't scream- Hey, I was born with a vagina,
my parents really want you to know that
for fucking some reason. But guess what?
This one's lesbian too, oh my gosh, maybe they'll kiss.
(screaming and outback country music)
Okay, I'm done.
I think you guys know where I'm going with this.
The same people that say we're shoving our homosexual
agenda down, their throats are the same people
that have been shoving an agenda down our throats
from the beginning of fucking time. The same people who
decided that a color represents someone's body type.
Because I was born with a penis, apparently I'm not allowed
to like the color pink, not allowed to like unicorns,
rainbows, glitter, not allowed to have diaries, you know,
men are not supposed to have secrets, that's only
a woman thing. Because we don't listen to them enough
in society.
All reasonable, all reasonable things, like hangers for boy.
Because regular hangers might make you grow a vagina.
You also can't forget man bowl, dog bowl for man.
Cause that, that's exactly what we want, is that exactly
what we want? Because obviously dogs are men,
and cats are women.
Because that's how that works, because they obviously
have sex with each other.
But anyways, I'm going. No shout out for this video,
no cosma habits for this video I'll save it for next week.
But thank you so much discord for sponsoring this video.
And be sure to check out my stage events coming up
in these next few days, I'll talk, I'll Kiki
I'll answer some of your questions.
See how we're all doing after this past year.
And maybe give y'all some advice on how you can do better.
But Anyways, my name is Mac and don't forget to like,
comment, share, and to scream babe.
(screaming)
Bitch.
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