Glitch Productions Intro
Wait is the intro whooshing us?
[エスエムジー4] Okie dokie...
T Y P I N G
(oh no its the we- i mean ANIME island)
Mario: LALALAHMHMHM! This is lots of fun! (r u sur about dat?) (100%R: lol yes)
Tari: Ummmm...
Boopkins: *sobbing fish noises*
Swagmaster: let me at them! i'll kick their Kawaii ass
(R.I.P Tari's lifeforce: Lost in vietnam)
*japanese stuff*
*asgagadgde*
*Luigi crying because ww3*
Luigi: NO GOD!
(Weegee is having a mental breakdown)
Mario Captian: Luigi! *Italian gibberish* Mammamia!
Yippie! Yummy!
Soldier: You're f***ed!
Haha! oh yeah!
*the sr pelo scream of holyness*
Ok guys, 30 seconds!
(why am I typing this when the subtitles are in the video?)
(We must praise the god of the Teletubbie Sun, Chris said)
YOU SPIN ME RIGHT ROUND-
BABY RIGHT ROUND-
LIKE A RECORD BABY- (Fuzzy: STOP IT....Get some help.)
RIGHT ROUND ROUND ROUND ROUND ROUND ROUND ROUND ROUND ROUND ROUND- (Fuzzy: SHUT UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP)
*stops* (Fuzzy: ...Thank you! ;w;)
*soldiers get shot, play despacito alexa*
[Everyone screaming in terror]
*Saiko saying a Japanese impression of Link*
*Anime Language*
Tari: AAH!
Boopkins: AHHH!
(Me: SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE)
[Memorial to all of the people who died]
Mario: LALALALLALALHMHMHM :D
last guest OOFZ
last guest OOFZ "My leg!"
Mario: Haha! *Italian gibberish* (ITS NOT THE TIME FOR THAT, MARIO!)
SMG4: WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!!!!!!
Boopkins: War...
War never changes...
Bob: YoU gOdDaMn WaIfUs Go BaCk To YoUr MaNgAs AnD aNiMe!
*a fucking waifu comes with a fucking gun* NICONII
Oh GoD, mY oVaRiEs! (its like the Millionth time he said that Phrase...)
*luigi crying*
Luigi: WAAH! x2
Oh no!
HRMMMMM *scream*
Anime Soldier #69: Wave good-bye to your head, wankah!
?
*fart* (100%R: she's fucked, lol)
gnome
*angry anime talking*
*battle scream*
(The appropriate way on winning WW3)
Mario: That’s-a so nice!
Okey-dokey!
SMG4: God Damnit, Mario!
Mario: RNGH! Hey stinky!
MAMAF**KER!
Tari: HELP! AHHH!
SMG4: AHH! OhH, this is bad!
Boopkins: None of us can get past this point!
It's too heavily armed and there's barbed wire everywhere!
Mario: Hmmm... Ohohohoh!
SMG4: OH WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT! WHERE ARE YOU GOING?!
Hmmmm???
[A WILD MINE APPEARS!] Oh no!
Hmmmmm....
Uhh....
Mario’s gonna die! :D [Wow. You're dumber than I thought.]
SMG4: You're gonna die!
T H E R E !
*🅱oom*
*🅱oom x2*
*🅱oom x3*
(Super Mario 🅱ros. (1985) Live Lost)
Mario! So good! [I take it back.]
Boopkins: Good job, Mario!
Sonic Forces Narrator: ROCKET LAUNCHER!
*🅱oom x4*
AAAA
Pokemon Rocket Launcher: Coming 3019
W O W W H A T A N E P I C B A T T L E !
Top 10 Sad Anime Death: #2
(I am sad Alexa again ;_;)
(What a slowmo :0)
Oof
*More Anime Stuff*
(I SENSE A JOJO REFERENCE IN HERE!!)
YOU STUPID....
(Well there's Bob, Mario, Saiko, Boopkin, SMG-)
(He's alive and sometimes dead...)
(Here comes a new anime called Angry Swag.)
(Here comes a new anime called Angry Swag (also featuring Sanic anime music).)
怒っている盗品
ROLLING AROUND AT THE SPEED OF SOUNDWERTYHSGFRTYAUHGSDYUIJKHGSFYUSJAHGFDGYTDUIDSAHJGFTYUJASD NBVCFGSAHYDTSYUJADNBVGSYUAJKSBH (Fuzzy: *Grabs Chainsaw*
Like-a sambody--!
*bang*
*bang X2*
DYONGDONG
Y E E T
*Doing the Melee Fox dance*
(No but I would love a croissant thank you.)
*Stop killing Anime weebs*
Anime Soldier #666: SHIIIIIIII
*Anime oof*
*Persona 5 style*
Anime Soldier #21: :o
Anime Soldier #87: :0
Anime Soldier #B*tch: :O
Get the f**k outta here!
WHOHEHAHAHAHAHAHA
Anime Soldier #309763: Omae wa mou shi-
OW MY A**
Swag: Huh?
(Oh hey bob) BoB: nEeD sOmE hElP?
BoB: bRuH, yOu'Re NoT sO bAd YoUrSeLf.
🅱rUh
bOb and Swag: BoB wIlL Do AnYtHiNg. BoB wIlL Do AnYtHiNg. L0L0L0L0L0L
Luigi: Wow! Yuh!
*italian gibberish*
Tari: I believe in you! Keep going!
Alright, let's do this!
Okay! Let's do this thing!
Mario: Bruh, Mario's gonna kick some 🅱itches! (Bootcamp Flashbacks)
(Kick their weeaboo asses Mario)
[Meggy being ANNIHIALATED] (This pains me ;_;)
NYES! (Shuddup you're not Inkling Boy)
MISTER! x3
*Gibberish*
*Marx Soul screech*
SIR, YES, SIR!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Not when I shift into maximum overdrive! (oh no)
HAIYA!
(doriyah!)
*Intense Woomy heart attack* [How can anyone so ruthless would do this?]
Axol: Francis! Stop this at once!
WOMYWOMTWOOOOOOMY (wait aren't you a veemo-)
Naaaah! That's probably nothing! (wait the speed tho)
*Filthy frank laugh*
Mario: Take-a that!
Luigi: Oh yeah!
Francis: gOd DaMN iT!
GOD DAMN IT!
Francis:You wanna know the meaning of life? Then I'll show you the meaning of life! (Oh no! We gotta problem )= )
Otchy-gotchy!
Mario: Here we go!
Tati: Meggy!
HYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Mario: F**k off! (Pwnd)
*Mario rated MVP of this TF2 capture the flag match*
Top 10 hottest anime characters *and wtf is that music* (This music is like shit) ((I like it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ))
SMG4: This is.. Kinda Hot.
(luigi smack smg4 please)
Steve: Hey angel! You da sexi!
(Wait when did Steve get here..)
*Angry anime noises*
Anime Soldier #GetRidOfFortnite: *dies*
*poor steve :(*
(i would feel that way if i lost my waifu marina from off the hook)
Francis: Colours colours colours. [Google Translate went wrong]
Mario: WAAH! Oh no! Mammamia!
Luigi as Patrick: He’s just standing there... Menacingly!
Boopkins: Francis?! Why are you here?
Francis: What is wrong with you?
SMG4: What? What?! W-WHAT?!?
Tari: Oh no! Axol?
*Tari crying* (poor her tho)
You just got...
PRANK'D, BRO! HAHA!
Francis: EEEHEHEHE! MEEEHEHE! HEHE!
*Angry anime shits*
Francis: Oh my god, I'm so scared! *fucking gibbers like an idiot*
*Angry mario noises*
Mario: No!
Francis: eh Eh EHHHH!
Francis: *sends out a piece of paper*
Kazoo Kid: Wait a minute.
YOU
SHALL
NOT
PASS!!!!
*woomy heart attack* [SOMEONE DO SOMETHING!!!]
*sigh*
*sigh again*
* Marina Gibberish*
*again with waifu talk*
*s i g h*
(desti is getting really f * * k e d up)
Axol: No... I can't...
(A classic case of an ally being the one responsible )
Axol: It’s...
Axol: It’s all my fault.
HOLY CRAP MORE MARINA NOISES
Axol: *feather things that axolotls have pops up* Huh?
*More marina noises*
(ARE YOU A OCTOPUS OR A SQUID DESTI??)
(Never mind, let's listen to the woomy/ octoshit talk. Oh other splatoon fans, the reason its not veemo is because its the splatoon 1 octo noises)
*Determined Woomy/octoshit*
*pearl noises*
Axol: You’re wise, emo fish girl! (I've seen many emo fish girls in Splatoon 2 already)
Desti: *boi*
Axol: HEY MEWTWO!
Mewtwo: U WOT
Axol: Magikarp is better than you! (100000 IQ AXOL)
TAKETHATBACKYOUFIEND
(Oh boy Mewtwo Strike Back Evolution is looking great :D)
Who’s That Pokemon?
It’s a dumbass! (he's havin' way too much fun with this. I blame you for this, Desti.)
Motherf*cking guy, what the hell you say to me?!
LEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY
JE--
oh
Axol: Uhhhhh...
*Microsoft Error Noise*
*BOOM BOOM BISH*
*Woomy has been saved :D*
Yoink! :D
(Thank god, she's freed.)
*octoshit*
*Woomy crying* (OH COME ON! NOT THIS AGAIN! I CRIED IN MEGGY'S BOOTCAMP!!!)
*woomy gibberish*
Axol: We got you, beanie fish girl!
*the bitches screamin'*
*more woomy gibberish*
Axol: B-but!
*Angry Splatoon 1 octoshit*
*More Splatoon 1 octoshit*
(The good, the bad and the weeby) (Estuans interius - Burning inside)
(Ira vehementi - WIth violent anger)
Don't you know, that killing is never the answer?! (Ira vehementi - WIth violent anger)
Don't you know, that killing is never the answer?! (Estuans interius - Burning inside)
Soldier: You should face up to the consequences! (Ira vehementi - With violent anger)
(Sephiroth)
OH GOD!
Soldier: That wasn't very nice!
AHH! (Sephiroth)
YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!!!!
*Squeak* (Estuans interius - Burning inside)
(Ira vehementi - With violent anger)
Piss. (Ira vehementi - With violent anger)
(f*ck me mario is definitly dead) (Estuans interius - Burning inside)
(nevermind hes pinnochio) (Estuans interius - Burning inside)
(Ira vehementi - With violent anger)
(Sephiroth)
*Mario laughs*
SMG4: Hey! (Sephiroth)
SMG4: I'm talkin' to you.
SMG4 posted on Twitter: Sephiroth sucks ass.
Oh damn!
(Hey SMG4 there you lost a good computer) (to anime...)
(I'll feel the same when I lost all my woomy data) (Estuans interius - Burning inside)
(Ira vehementi - With violent anger)
(Estuans interius - Burning inside)
SMG4: Pls don't hurt me ;-; (Estuans interius - Burning inside)
(Ira vehementi - WIth violent anger)
*intense Boopkins crying* (Ira vehementi - With violent anger)
Boopkins: You're so mean! (Sephiroth)
(Wow Boopkins hasn't said anything this entire episode) ((But the last sentence though))
(Sephiroth)
Tari: *cry for help* (Sephiroth)
Tari: HALP!!
Tari: AAAA!!
Tari: AAAA!! (Estuans interius - Burning Inside)
(Estuans interius - Burning Inside)
Francis: NOOO!! NO NO NO!!!
Axol: Eh! Eh! Give my pen back!
why r u so meen 2 m3
*Angry octoshit*
*Smash KO noise*
Francis: OH MY GOD!
*only one word of octoshit thank god*
Luigi: Oh hahaha! Oh yeah! Yahoo!
*Japanese noises*
Boopkins: Yay! :D
SMG4: *crying of his loss*
*Kidnapping in progress, child molestation to come*
Axol: EMO FISH GIRL!!!
(wait what his eyes are his glasses?!)
Mario: Get That motherf*cker!
*Sr Pelo gasp*
You can’t stop me!
*pew sword bang smash fortnite gay* (Another editor: I have no idea what this is but ok..)
*Desti slowly backing up toward the Ink Zuccer*
𝐵 𝒪 𝐼 𝒩 𝒢
PWNED
Weeeeeh! (Fuzzy: *Grabs popcorn*)
E E E E E E E E e e e e e e e e
[PSSSH]
Francis: YAAAAAA~nan~AAAAAA
Tari: AAAAH! AAAAH! Oh No!
Saiko uses Hammer Thwack!
Sephiroth: 𝙉𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙨𝙤𝙣𝙖𝙡❟ 𝙠𝙞𝙙.
MISS
Meggy: [Inkling language]
Saiko: [Japanese]
[Francis is satisfied]
Desti: [Octoling language]
Saiko: Uuuuh! Oooooo....
[IDEA]
[Does anyone speak Japanese? Anyone?]
Francis: WAT?
Tari: Huh?
Tari: Huh? What?
[More Japanese]
Tari uses Throw!
Francis is shocked!
[It's a duck, Francis.You didn't make it.]
[It's not very effective...]
Francis: Wut?
Desti: GET OVER HERE!
[IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!]
[PSSSH]
[Octoling language]
Axol uses Axol Kick!
Mario and SMG4 use Football 101!
SMG4: Ha!
Mario: Whoo!
SMG4: Whoo!
Mario: Whooo!
SMG4: Yeah!
Mario: Huh!
SMG4: Piss off!
Boopkins: [Eats rock]
Luigi and Boopkins use Throw-up Launcher!
Luigi and Boopkins use Throw-up Launcher! Luigi: Go Weegee!
Luigi and Boopkins use Throw-up Launcher! Boopkins: Ptootey!
[IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!]
Yaaaaaay
copyrighted music
[Wait, where the heck is Axol's pe-]
(Alexa play Final Fantasy Victory theme*)
*the octopus was the stabbed*
*first Aerith, and now Desti
(wasn't she dead?! We saw her get KO'd) ((I mean, it's SMG4 logic..))
...
-insert Irene dimension theme/aphmau death music/Aerith's theme here-
(Can the silence end now??)
*Extremely sad woomy* (Wow. One of the best foes on the channel has been brutally murdered by an anime character.)
[Death Note Laughter]
(Oi Francis there's such thing as Inkling/Veemo Spawner) (Fuzzy: YOU ?@ #!?) (Another person: Woah Calm down 0.0)
..Desti...No... )':
*Francis The B**tch Still Laughing*
D-DESTI..?
*Desti's last words* (Me: DESTI NO!!!) ((Another Editor: *pat pat* She'll respawn.) (me: SHE WAS STABBED! SHE ONLY RESPAWNS IF SHE IS SPLATTED! ...Let's face it... she's not gonna respawn...)
(Ded. Not a big surprise.) (Fuzzy: *Sniffle*)
つづく...
Subs and Edit: Orbit Gaming, Poddee, hamed and all the other people who helped ^-^
sub to smg4 (Poddee: They don't have to..) [Hamed: I'll give you a notification bell so you won't miss out on the finale.....]
right now (Poddee: Uh.. ma'am..?)
why not (Poddee: That's a nice fanart there ^)
supporters (Poddee: Thanks to all of you Patreon! I'm a broke person.)
Fuzzy In the Backround: *Super Loud Crying noises*
(Poddee: I'm sad ;-;)
In memories of every single soldier who fought bravely as well as desti......
(Poddee: Guess we all have to wait for the finale, right?)
(Poddee: See you next time!)
(Poddee: *inkling sobbing noises*) (Fuzzy: *Still crying Loudly* [Anyone wanted a tissue? 🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧] (me, but i will keep this tissue for the funeral of desti)