-This is the seventh time you've played this character.
And this one, you've had to wait a long time
until people have been able to see it.
It must be exciting to finally have it available.
-Yeah. It is. It's kind of --
We've had so many false starts,
because we were supposed to come out May 1st of --
Wait, was it last year or the year before?
I don't even know. I've lost all track of time.
I think it was last year, right? Oh, my God, what year is it?
-I know, that happens. -Oh, thank you.
Yeah, isn't that weird? What's so weird is
that we made it in 2019,
and then it was supposed to come out in 2020.
But, to me, somehow 2019 seems like it was four years ago.
But it wasn't, right? It was only two years ago?
-I like that now your regular life
is as confusing as the Marvel cinematic universe.
[ Laughter ]
You're like, "Yes, we got married in 2020.
But it actually happened before the pandemic."
[ Laughter ]
-Yeah. It's a multiverse.
My life is part of the multiverse.
No, but, yeah. It came out.
It was supposed to come out in May 2020.
And then we were scrambling to finish it.
You know, COVID happened, and everything shut down.
And so that actually enabled us to work a little bit on it
remotely, which was strange,
but we were happy to have more time just to finish it.
And then it was supposed to come out in November,
and then that started to look dicey.
Anyway, it's been long. It's been very, very long.
But now you can go to the theater and see it!
So that's the -- That's a huge, you know, relief
and also something to celebrate, so we're excited about that.
-It must be one of the nice things about those Marvel movies
has been that you work with the same people over and over again.
And you're obviously a very tight group of people.
But this is really cool, because there is your sort of
the connection to the existing universe,
and there's all these great new actors,
like Florence Pugh and Rachel Weisz.
And David Harbour -- David Harbour strikes me
as a guy who's really fun to be around.
-Um, David Harbour is --
like, he's so campy.
You kind of don't expect it, because it feels like
he would be kind of a big, brooding sort of, like, grump.
He definitely could be grumpy sometimes.
But on the -- Like, he's grumpy,
and then, on the flip side of that,
he's, like, a song-and-dance showman type.
He's just -- He's a wonder.
He has many, many facets.
And I can't wait for them all to be revealed in this movie.
He's very funny in this movie.
And he's lovable and annoying.
And, like, you know, he's just -- Yeah.
He plays that kind of, like, dad figure that embarrasses you
and says the wrong thing, which is crazy,
because there's no possible way he could be my father.
He's way, way too young. It's just crazy.
But, anyway, that's how it is in the Marvel cinematic universe,
multiverse. -[ Laughs ]
They're like, "Look, there's always a --
There already is a willing suspension of disbelief.
Let's just ride it out."
-"Let's just make up a 42-year-old person
the father of a 36-year-old woman."
But that's fine. [ Laughter ]
He has a lot of gray in his beard.
-I know you guys have sort of -- The original "Avengers" group,
you guys got some tattoos.
Is there an existing shared tattoo amongst the Avengers?
-Yes. We have an "Avengers" tattoo.
The only person who doesn't have it is
Mark Ruffalo, because he's lame, basically.
-Yeah. -We tried to get him to do it.
We said, "What about if we did it in, like, white ink?
What if it was, like, we did it in water,
and we could have the experience of all doing it together?"
He just -- It was, like, not -- He just shut it down.
It was not a thing. He's such a party pooper!
-Yeah. -What a big party pooper.
-It's a real Bruce Banner move. Let's be honest.
[ Laughter ]
-That's what we all said. -It's very, very --
-That's what we all called him out for.
-Very in character. My last question is,
because Colin, when he's been on the show,
has often talked about the terrible gifts
that Michael Che gets him.
Did Michael Che get you guys a wedding gift yet?
-This whole thing between them with the gifts
basically, it's hilarious for them,
and then I get left with all the giant junk I can't get rid of,
'cause, it's, like, personalized.
And I'm not gonna throw out a big Michael Che --
The other day, I don't know why this thing came to our house.
It's humongous. It's this massive framed --
like, you know, when you go to, like, a Planet Hollywood-style
type restaurant, and there's, like, memorabilia
that they frame, like, a giant hockey thing?
It has all the different trophies.
It's like that, but it's a Michael Che one for something.
I don't know what it is. It's basically free swag
that he didn't want in his office or his home,
and he just ships us his crap. -Yeah.
-And then I have to figure out what to do with it.
It's -- I hate it!
I hate both of them right now. I'm just like, "What next?
Why am I getting your swag? I don't want any swag."
-I remember -- by the way, Colin
is also a perpetrator of this kind of thing.
Because the first -- When my wife and I first lived together,
we had, like, a house-warming party for my birthday.
And Colin brought me a card, and when I opened the envelope,
$2 worth of pennies spilled on the floor.
-Oh, my God, that's terrible. -Because he wanted me to go
get a coffee at my corner deli.
And we found pennies for, like, a year afterwards.
And Alexi was like, "This was so funny."
[ Chuckles ] -[ Chuckles ]
-The first thing he ever got me was, I guess
he went on some trip, you know, he would go --
When he does stand-up, he goes all over the place,
and then he'll go to, like, these weird little antique malls
and stuff and find haunting presents for people.
And he got me a bullfrog -- like, a taxidermy bullfrog
playing, I think, like, the banjo or something like that.
and just left it when -- I guess I was in the room.
He left to go to work or whatever.
When I came out, it was just sitting on the floor.
-[ Laughs ] -And with a little card
that said like, "Hi, Scarlett," or something like that.
Just so creepy.
And then I tried to get rid of it.
But I felt bad throwing it away,
'cause it was the first present he got me.
And so he would just move it around
to different parts of my house.
Like, I would open up to get a little cup of --
like, a glass for a rose,
and it would be in there, in the drawer.
And then sometimes I'd open up my closet
and try to pull a shirt out and it'd be hiding behind...
It was awful. Absolutely awful.
-Well, I'm just gonna give you a recommendation.
If Che ever gets married,
you should send it to him as a gift.
-Yes! Oh, my God. Full circle.
[ Both laugh ]
-Thanks so much for being here, Scarlett.
I look forward to seeing you soon.
-Thanks, Seth. You too.
-"Black Widow" is in theaters and available on Disney+ now.