- [Orange] All right,
then let's go for old. - I hate this app.
(both laughing) - That's it!
(upbeat rock music)
(Orange boing) (digital chiming)
Hey, yo, it's A to the O.
- [Pear] And hey there, it's Pear-Pear.
(both laughing)
- Nice one, nice one Pear. - That was terrible.
So, Orange, you said that you have a surprise for today?
- [Orange] That's right.
Today, we are doing the FaceApp challenge!
- [Pear] Okay, so how does it work?
- [Orange] Well, face it Pear, it's gonna be awesome!
All we do is just open up the app
and then we load in a picture
(laughs)! - What, why, why, hey!
What the, what is this?
- [Orange] Oh, you looking good, Pear!
- [Pear] Yeah, why do I have a nose?
- [Orange] Well see, unfortunately in the app,
it needs to detect a face
and it can't detect the face on a fruit
if it doesn't have a nose,
so we had to add a nose
(laughs). - Why, why am I
the guinea pig here?
What is, oh my gosh. - What, nobody's nose knows
better than Pear's nose knows
(laughs)! - (grunts)
If this is a taste of things to come,
I don't even know if I want to be here right now.
- [Orange] Oh, come on Pear, you love it!
(Pear grunting) Okay, so let's see
what happens if we change up your smiles.
- [Pear] Let's see, oh, what why?
Why does my face look like that?
- [Orange] Watchu talkin' about?
Your face always looks like that
(laughs). - Oh man, I hope not, jeez.
- [Orange] Okay, let's go from smile to upset
(laughs). - Oh man,
whoa, what. (both laughing)
- [Orange] Pear, why are you so angry?
Why you lookin' at me like that?
- [Pear] Please, turn it off.
Turn it off!
(both laughing)
See, I think it's just the nose alone.
It's freaking me out.
I can't get
past it. - Let's do
some hairstyles (laughs).
- [Pear] Oh no.
- [Orange] (laughs) Yeah!
It's lookin' pretty good Pear. (Pear groaning)
- [Pear] Dude, I look like Justin Bieber.
(Orange laughing) (grunts) For real.
No. - That one looks
a bit more messy.
Let's go with-- - No, I don't--
- [Orange] sideswept.
- [Pear] No, I don't wanna do sideswept either.
- [Orange] No, it's gonna be good.
- [Pear] No it won't
(grunts). - Wow!
Pear, you're lookin' so fly.
Look at that.
- [Pear] No, I don't look fly.
- [Orange] Yeah, you're lookin' hair-rious (laughs).
(Pear grunting)
Oh, I have an idea.
- [Pear] Oh, that's never a good sign.
- [Orange] Trust me, it's great, it's great.
Here we go, here we go. - Oh no.
- Yeah! - Oh!
(Orange laughing) Dude!
No! - Bigger,
yeah, you foxy lady. - Please!
- You went from Justin Bieber to Justine Bieber (laughs).
- [Pear] (chuckles) Oh stop!
- Why? - I'm telling you Pear,
you make a foxy lady.
Okay, I'm gonna try-- - No, I don't, stop it.
- some of these different hairstyles.
Whoa (laughs). - What, whoa.
What is this?
(Orange laughing)
What is it?
- [Orange] It's you from your hippy days, Pear.
You look real good. - Wow,
no, I don't, I do not look good.
- [Orange] Let's see what happens when we change it to wavy.
- [Pear] Oh, please don't
(grunts). (Orange laughing)
Wow!
- [Orange] Hey Pear, your favorite sport is curling
(laughs). - I hate you.
I hate you, right, I hate you so much.
- [Orange] You love it.
- [Pear] Oh man, you're gonna leave it on that, aren't you?
- [Orange] Well yeah, we gotta just add that, this
and then add some other things.
- [Pear] No, no we don't need to add anything.
No. - Okay, this is young
(laughs). (Pear grunting)
Okay, here's another person of young (laughs).
- [Pear] (groans) Oh, geez okay, that's weird.
That's really weird.
I hate this app. - Okay, then let's go old
(laughs). - Old?!
No (laughs)! - That's it!
That's it (laughs)!
That's the one. - What is even happening?
No, make it-- - That's definitely
the one (laughs). - Stop.
I hate it.
- [Orange] Oh man, it looks so good (laughs).
- [Pear] Thanks, I hate it.
- [Orange] Hey, now we know what you're gonna look like
when you get older (laughs).
- [Pear] (chuckles) No.
- [Orange] You're gonna look just like this.
- [Pear] (groans) I'm not gonna get older then.
Now what are you doing?
- [Orange] I'm gonna add some facial hair to this thing
(groans). (Pear grunting)
- [Pear] I swear this is gonna gimme nightmares.
- [Orange] Or in your case, night pears (laughs).
- [Pear] No, don't do that.
What? (Orange laughing)
What?
- [Orange] That's the one.
- [Pear] Dude, I look like Sasquatch.
- [Orange] We did it everyone.
We found the missing link.
It was Pear, all this time. (both laughing)
- [Pear] Oh no.
Jesus. - (laughs) That one's
not as good. - Terrifying.
- [Orange] Let's the next one.
Let's do it. - Yeah, please.
Actually, don't. - Let's see mustache
(laughs). - Oh!
- [Orange] I mustache you a question.
- [Pear] What?
- [Orange] Why you look so scary?
- [Pear] Yep.
(both laughing)
- [Orange] What is even happening?
- Oh! - You just need some glasses.
- No, I actually don't. (Orange laughing)
(both laughing)
- [Orange] You look like a dignified Sasquatch.
Let's try the sunglasses. - I hate this.
Oh. (Orange laughing)
- Ah, yeah. (Pear laughing)
Pear's the coolest Sasquatch on the block, yo.
(both laughing)
(Pear sighing heavily) We gotta save that one.
Gotta make it your profile pic
for all your social media there, Pear (laughs).
- [Pear] No, I'm not gonna do that.
- Totally saving this one too. - No, don't.
Don't save that. (Orange laughing)
- [Orange] You look so good.
What are you talkin' about? - I look,
I look like everybody's math teacher.
- [Orange] (laughs) You do.
- [Pear] (laughs) I do, I know.
- [Orange] Everybody's math teacher in pear form.
(both laughing)
Hey, it's kinda fun. - All right,
what are you doin' now?
- [Orange] We're in the fun filters.
- [Pear] Yeah, I guarantee it's fun
for everyone else except me.
What is that? (Orange laughing)
- [Orange] That's you as a male.
- [Pear] (grunts) Have I told you lately
that I hate this app?
I do. - (laughs) Face it Pear,
this is awesome (laughs).
- [Pear] Stop saying that.
It is not fun, oh wow. - Oh, here's female Pear.
Oh, you're so pretty.
- [Pear] Wow.
- [Orange] Hey, you look so good.
- [Pear] Just stop, just stop (whimpers).
- [Orange] Okay, let's try hair colors.
Let's see what happens. - But I don't have hair.
(Orange laughing) What the...
It just dyed the top of my head a different color.
- [Orange] I really think you should go
with blonde, Pear (laughs).
You're lookin' good.
- [Pear] (snickers) All right, what's next?
What is this? - Oh yeah!
This is cool style.
That is a cool style for you Pear.
Better save this one (laughs).
- [Pear] No don't--
(both laughing)
- [Orange] Okay, we gotta do that gender swap
(laughs). - No, no
delete, delete instantly.
- [Orange] Gotta figure out a better hairstyle
for you, Pear, come on. - No, no.
- You know what I'm talkin' about.
- [Pear] I don't want a better hairstyle.
(Orange laughing)
Wow, what's with the one on the left?
- [Orange] (laughs) You're growing hair out
of your cheeks, Pear.
- [Pear] Oh my gosh.
What are you doing? - Maybe,
(laughs) come on, you look good.
- [Pear] Stop!
- [Orange] I'm just finalizing that foxy lady look for ya.
- [Pear] I don't like it.
- [Both] Oh!
(Orange laughing) - That's exactly
how I feel about this.
The look on that face.
That's a cop out. - (laughs) Abort.
I think this is gonna be it.
Yeah. - Oh.
- [Orange] That's the bottom product right there.
You looking so good, Pear.
- [Pear] Please stop.
- [Orange] Pear, have you ever wondered what you'd look like
as an old man Sasquatch, a math teacher and a foxy lady.
Now, you know.
- [Pear] Yeah, yeah, that's exactly
what I've been looking for.
- [Orange] (laughs) All right guys.
(Pear groaning) That's it for this episode.
- Thank you. - Let us know
who you want us to FaceApp next time.
- Yeah, not me. - Until next time.
- [Pear] See you later, guys.
- [Orange] Later hot po-tatters!
(upbeat rock music)