Annoying ass commercial: Skip It!
AHHH HAHA SKIP IT
Prepare to be amazed! Rephrase ! Thy play
Renase *judges sanity* That's not a word
COOLADIE *Arm dance*
By the amazingness, I present to you today HAHA
I just rhymed. I didn't mean to do that. That was an accident
You know what? Life's an accident. I was an accident
*awkward silence and instant regret*
Today I am gonna do another little thing I do, that nobody really understands. It's called a video
Ahhhh. I need a life *questions existence*
As you guys know I do this thing on my channel, where I review random bullshit I find on the internet.
I asked you guys on twitter a long ass time ago
I asked you guys if you have any late 90s, early 2000 toys that you want me to review
A lot of you guys suggested this toy that I am about to reveal right now. In a second
But give me a second. Let me just *talks so fast that you can't understand* so I can get more watch time.
Oh the 90s. The time full of bullshit and even more bullshit
But we pretend like it was great! Only 90s kids remember when an active sex offender worked on Nickelodeon. Too soon? Too soon. *it was too soon*
This toy changed the world! *lies* No it didn't
Ladies and gentlemen. I present you the skip it. Where is it, where'd it go?
Wait a minute. Oh, there it is. Got it kids!
Mac: SKIP IT Commercial: Skip it
Mac: SKIP IT Commercial: Skip it Mac: Dilipe it Retrip it
Don't flip it
Just skip it (rhyming queen)
Yes, that's right. The one and only skip it which does not exist anymore. So instead found a second-best knockoff on Amazon
So ladies and gentlemen I present to you a skip-a-long. HAHAHA
Speaking of audible and amazon
Let's get to our new sponsor
*get it daddy*
Yes
Yeah *werk it queen*
Yeah AHHH
I was gonna do an entire rap music video for this, but I didn't want to show you guys how much I can't actually rap
Niki Minaj (queen) will be very disappointed in me. So that was canceled. This video sponsored by the one and only audible
Get the audio *yass queen*
lalalalalalala *Mac is human?*
What was that noise? Oh, he a youtuber now. Oh, he got that audible promo now
*dope ass music plays accompanied by Mac's sexy dancing*
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I have soo much energy
I have drank so much coffee today.The book I am listening to is Grace's Guide
the art of pretending to be a grown-up ah
I've had this book for like two years
Got around the reading a few pages and a few chapters
But never read the full entire thing because I don't have time. We're humans. We do they live life
We eat food just what I spend most of my time doing it's ah do what Audubon completely enjoyed the delectable
Comedy of this book I even having to flip through the pages every single time
The TV and anything girl anyways audible.com slash
Married a trial doing gotta go for sponsoring this video audible sponsors this video by the way
Did you not tell Adam is three back to the video?
Belong me daddy now, please oh, oh this is rated PG. I swear. Oh my gosh way
She does like a beauty guru video. Give me a second. Hey sisters today
We're gonna be reviewing a skip it dippin lipid
Chip it so the first thing I see with my eyes in my perception is a lot of film on the packet helping me
Gaga yes, please Jesus, please
Being a beauty Guru is hard
buy my makeup line
Why do you put all this film on here this makes no sense
AAAAAA
No yeah there we go
AAAA Skip it
Okay, we're not going to do this every single time
Never actually play with me before I remember that kid me older years
I ever touched one before Olli because I was forcing myself to pretend like I was masculine good funny
What I am told is that you put this on your land. You skip it. Okay? You gotta
Tell me twice you just wipe the sweat off my forehead
next to there that
Ok, so, the floor is clear. That is what we need, it is important
Grab the Skip-it
Put it on our foot
Like so
Then we just
We're gonna
I'm not gonna quit
We don't quit here
Like, Mac DOES it
Wait no whoever knew that a piece of plastic would bring me so much joy
Skipping you can skip it anywhere in the kitchen. That's literally it because that's the only space in my house has enough room
Thank you guys so much for watching, wow oh my god. Comment down below
That's a good one now your youtuber again Mac
Anyways, I'm gonna go put this up my butt (except to see a future porno) My name is Mac and don't forget to Like comment share and subscribay, bwahhhh